Monday, October 23, 2023

snowdrift chapter 1

 I am hoping to finish this and get published for Christmas, but I need the shop to do something to the computer. I'm a week ahead for posting as I couldn't write as fast longhand and then had to transcribe....

 

 

Chapter 1

 

“Is it very far to the next stop?” whispered Lydia to Adelaide Prentice.  “Only I need the convenience, and I am so cold, I’m scared I won’t be able to hold it.”

“I’ll hold my shawl, so you can use the chamber pot  from under the seat,” said Adelaide.

Lydia scrambled down with alacrity, to fish out the utensil, and Adelaide did her best with her shawl. 

“I’m tired of travelling,” whined Tommy. “I want to go home to Mama.”

Adelaide sighed. How to explain to the child that he could never go home?

“Mama is dead,” said seven-year-old Lydia, firmly, with the understanding her four-year-old brother failed to manage. “She’s in heaven and she can see you being bad.”

“Am not,” said Tommy.               

“Are, too,” said Lydia.

“Hush, both of you,” said Adelaide. “It’s this deep snow which makes it so slow, it’s a wonder the driver can get through at all.”

They settled down, mostly, looking like a pair of small angels with golden curls and big blue eyes. Adelaide knew that with her dark hair and aquiline profile she would never be taken as anything but a governess; and indeed, she intended looking for a post as such when she had escorted Lydia and Tommy to an orphan asylum for indigent gentlewomen. Surely they would have the compassion to keep Tommy as he was so young; what else might be done for him, Adelaide did not know. Closer to them in looks was the young girl, no more than sixteen or seventeen, travelling with her maid. The girl’s name was Susan, and her maid was Joan, and Susan had shyly volunteered to entertain the children with stories. And the other traveller inside the crowded coach, an apple-cheeked farmer’s wife, who had introduced herself appropriately as Mrs. Appleton, had a fund of songs and rhymes to take Lydia’s and Tommy’s minds off the exigencies of travel.

 

Susan Wedderburn felt sorry for the two children. Not that she pitied them for being orphaned, she had lost her own father at a similar age to Lydia, and her stepfather was a stern man, a pillar of the chapel, and her mother meekly gave way to him on every point. And Susan had no intention of marrying a man fifteen years her senior, and going with him to India as a missionary’s wife.

She had confided in Joan, that she planned to run away, and Joan had told her that she needed a maid with her. Susan hoped that she might get a job as a governess, perhaps in a school, so Joan was welcome too.

Joan Kent thought her mistress had rats in her barmbox if she thought a pretty young girl was going to be employed as a governess. Joan had rather more down-to-earth thoughts, being a good seamstress herself, and knowing that Susan was a fine embroideress.  She planned to suggest to Miss Susan that they would do better to find enough rent for an apartment somewhere unfashionable but not downmarket, like Henrietta Street, for Joan had a cousin in London, who wrote about such things, and to make millinery or embroidered panels to add to dresses. They would have to be careful as Henrietta St. was not far from Covent Garden, in case they were taken as whores, but careful dressing should help them avoid that opprobrium.  And Joan was determined that she would look after Miss Susan, who had no more idea, in Joan’s belief, than a day old kitten!

 

Martha Appleton thought it a shame that young things like Miss Prentice and Miss Wedderburn should be all alone in the world, and Miss Prentice, who could scarcely have reached her majority, should have to have sole charge of a pair of lively orphans. She was wrong here; Adelaide was actually twenty-two, but she had a youthful face, given to laughter.

Martha was heading for Slough, where resided her daughter, Sukey, married to a baker, and about to present him with their first child. Sukey’s Matt had no family of his own save some snuffy old uncle, and Martha did not trust any midwife to manage to deliver her first grandchild properly.  She had left lists of things to do for Appleton, in her round, careful semi-literate handwriting, and adjured him to call for aid from the neighbours if he couldn’t manage without her.

He would manage perfectly well, she was sure, having too much pride to ask for aid, but would enjoy himself spending more time in the local inn than he dared do when she was at home, complaining of being abandoned, all for a farrowing, and would be so pleased to see her back that his little holiday in the inn would be soon forgotten. It was, after all, only fair that he should have some pleasure out of her time away, even as she would enjoy shopping in shops holding more than might be found locally. If only it wasn’t so bitterly cold! She spared a thought of pity for the passengers on the roof, who had ceded the inside of the coach to the women.

 

On the roof, Jeremy Atherton was glad he was young and athletic. He was on his way to London, intending to do a bit of shopping, before travelling on to Oxford. He  had stopped vibrating with excitement about the time he started shivering with cold, and was not displeased to have undertaken a quixotic act of kindness to the thinly clad little boy, also on the roof. Jeremy had fished out his spare pair of woollen stockings – in case of getting his damp, courtesy of his mother – for the barefoot child, and had called on him to creep inside Jeremy’s capacious cloak. The little body had warmed up and helped Jeremy keep warm too.

“You’re a good man,” said one of his fellow travellers. “Reckon the nipper’d have died of cold by now without you.”

“Poor little sod, what else could I do?” said Jeremy. “I ain’t averse to all of us huddling up close, you know; and taking turns on the outside.”

“I ain’t so proud as to refuse that offer,” said the man. “Name’s Kirk, August Kirk; I’m in haberdashery.”

“We’d be warmer if we were all in haberdashery,” quipped Jeremy, eliciting a laugh from Kirk.

The other two also edged closer, once one man had taken the initiative.

“Jack Dempsey, Bow Street Orficer, and I’d be glad to shake your fambles if it weren’t too perishing to get them out o’ my pockets,” said the burly man.

“Strewth, a trap? That’s all we needs,” said the slightest of the four men. “Name’s Will Kenton, and if that don’t mean nuthin’ I’ll be well pleased.”

“I don’t care if you’re ruddy Dick Turpin, as long as you’re warm,” said Dempsey.

“He has the thinnest clothes and is slender; put him on the inside, next to the brat,” suggested Jeremy. This was arranged, and the men made sounds of satisfaction, their repositioning having made an almost immediate difference to their comfort.

 

Jems, inside the gent’s cloak, reckoned he had fallen on his feet.  He could easily have prigged the gent’s ticker, aye, and the whole turnip if he’d a mind, but it wouldn’t be gratitude to a man who probably had saved his life.  Jems had managed to acquire enough to travel one stop on the stage, on the roof, which was half price, to escape his cruel master. He had washed off as much of the soot as he could, and had found some clothes to fit him left out draped on a line, and stiff as a board with frost, to discard the filthy clouts he wore for climbing chimneys.

He stuck his head out.

“A fine gent like you needs a servant,” he said, brightly to Jeremy.

“I’m not really well enough off for a... oh, I see,” said Jeremy. “I can’t give you much more than your keep, you know, the pater’s sunk everything in getting me into university. I need to do well so I can become a lawyer.”

“I c’n run errands,” said Jems. “You gimme a meal a day an’ I’m your man.”

“I should jolly well hope I could give you more than one meal a day,” said Jeremy, indignantly.

“Well, then, I’d think you was a ruddy angel,” said Jems, curling up and going to sleep. It is a measure of how poor his lifestyle had been before that he had never been so comfortable.

 

 

Will Kenton was a sneak thief by trade, and was travelling anywhere which was away from York. He had a shrewd suspicion of Jems’s former occupation and that he was a runaway, having himself fled indenture from the parish poorhouse when he was placed in one of the mills.  His education was rudimentary, but he could at least read the numbers on paper money when he found it, and could probably made a better living with blackmail, had it not been against his moral code. He was a little dismayed to find himself sharing a coach roof with a trap, his idiom for a Bow Street runner, but if the runner was outside of London, he had been paid for to come. The motto was ‘if the gentleman calls, the gentleman pays,’ and anyone who needed a runner paid their wages of a guinea a day. A small fortune! Only those with good reputations got sent out of the metropolis.

“You might need an assistant,” said Will, to Dempsey.

“Ho, yes, and you think I cut my eye teeth yesterday,” said Dempsey.

“If I had a job, I wouldn’t have to steal,” said Will. “And it’s miserable climbing in this weather, and at risk of being impaled by ruddy icicles if they get shook off of the eaves.” He shuddered, having been recently missed by a monster icicle almost three feet long and two inches across.

Dempsey considered.

“Same arrangement as the gent made with the boy until I’m sure of you,” he said. “I feed and clothe you. Show your worth, and I’ll split the dibs.”

“I can live with that,” said Will.

 

Dempsey knew fine well that one of his companions was a thief, but he’d been paid for the job he had been sent to do, and he hadn’t been paid to take this man.  And when Will Kenton made his suggestion, Dempsey was ready to consider it. Every runner had his network of informants, but to have  thief working for him, and maybe able to get at enough evidence by breaking and entering covertly to make it worth looking further by permitted legal means, might be useful. Bow Street officers were never reckoned to be the most scrupulous observers of the niceties of the law when it came to doing their jobs; and Dempsey was one of Bow Street’s finest in that he never took a bribe unless he thought the cove had very little chance of being convicted anyway, and he never used entrapment.

 

 

Johnnie Took, the driver, was an older, more experienced man than Abram Mayell, the guard, and he knew about bad winters. And this the worst he had experienced personally.  Johnnie insisted that Abram sat beside him, not at the rear of the coach, to share body heat. He bespoke as a matter of course a hot brick at each stage, which he tucked, along with his feet, into a fur muff a female passenger had once left behind her. He carried extra blankets as well, folded on the seat when not in use, but wrapped around his legs and Abram’s on the box. He let Abram have his feet outside the muff, and reminded him to stamp them periodically. Johnnie shook his head. He had never seen such weather as this, and he had known a few bitter winters! The drifts were deep, and the nags plunged into and through them, and only by keeping them going could he make sure they did not stand, and freeze. His muffler was over his face so he did not take the icy air straight into his lungs, and he wondered if his Mary would be worried about him. Well, it stood to reason she would worry.  But he would not make the stupid mistake of taking alcohol, a man who took alcohol in the cold died of sweat freezing, his da had told him that, and he had stopped Abram from having a nip.

 

Abram Mayell had resented his coachman stopping him drinking, but every other bit of advice of the older man had been good, so he shrugged sullenly, and accepted the prohibition. He was wishing he had not agreed to swap duties with Davy Blunkett, the other man on this run.

He had made a few bob hiring out the extra blankets he had had the foresight to bring, and when they got into London, he planned to warm up by spending it on Kent Road Kitty.

 

Mr. Anthony Buckley stamped his feet to keep them warm.

“Demme, Neze, I’m thinking of pulling off the road and seeing whether the Satterthwaites will put us up for a few days,” he said to his man. Ebenezer Buck was by way of being valet, chief ostler, and man of all work for his master, who was also in some degree his cousin, a relationship delicately acknowledged in a certain permitted familiarity in private, and the unbending of the gentleman to share his coach blanket with his man in such inclement weather.

“Miss Penelope will be all over you like smallpox,” opined Ebenezer.

“Unfortunately, yes, but I can put up with that for the sake of the nags,” said Anthony. He threw a sideways smirk at Ebenezer. “And my man, as well, of course.”

“The nags are worth more,” said Ebenezer, dryly. He regarded the four matched bays. “They’re flagging, you know; if the stage hadn’t broken trail, they’d be done to a cow’s thumb.”

“I know it!” said Anthony. “Built for speed not stamina; I’ll be selling them when we’re next in town if Uncle Everett is going to keep me dancing attendance upon him, now I’m his heir after cousin Walter stuck his spoon in the wall. Damned silly idea to only have one son when you’re an earl! Seven daughters in six years, stands to reason he never got another son, never gave Aunt Daphne time to rest!”

“Well, at least he has you,” said Ebenezer.

“Small comfort if I’m to be tied to an earldom,” growled Anthony. “Hello, there’s the stage – it’s not going to make the corner,” he added, touching the rein to signal to his horses to slow.

 

 

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Milord High Toby

 I have had it brought to my attention that this title did not appear - On searching, I find it was set to 'draft'. I have no idea what happened, whether Amazon went pear shaped or whether it was when we had the power outages that for some reason it wasn't released, but now it is. Many apologies for the inconvenience!

Thursday, October 12, 2023

note to readers

This is mostly for newer readers; because Blogger no longer sends out notifications, while I am on hiatus, if you want to go on my wip readers mailing list, drop me a line at sjwaldock@yahoo.uk, so I can add you and notify you when something new goes up.


I'm trying to catch up on things started and not be seduced by a mild satire on the gothic novel nor more Cobra stories.

Wednesday, October 11, 2023

the boy who wanted to trap sunshine

 

The boy who wanted to trap sunshine.

 

Once there was a boy, whose name was Tom, who ran errands to eke out the miserable living his widowed mother made in sewing, for he was not old enough for any to take him on to do a man’s job.  And one day, Tom’s errand had been to a distant place, and on the way back he halted at an inn for he was tired and thirsty.  He begged water from the well, and the innkeeper’s daughter, a beautiful girl with hair like sunlight on corn, drew it for him and served it in a fine, sparkling glass.

Having satisfied his thirst, he sat a while, enjoying the warmth of the sunshine as the fire in his legs from a long run settled down.  And, never having seen good crystal glass, he observed what seemed to be the sunshine trapped in the glass, and he moved to clap his hand over the top. In doing so he moved between the sun and the glass, and the gleam disappeared.

“Oh, it escaped!” he said, in dismay.

“What are you trying to do?” asked Bess, the landlord’s daughter.

“I wanted to trap the sun in the glass, to take home for my mother, for she complains that the tallow dips are not good enough to sew at night,” said Tom. “And if it burned me on the way home, it would be a small price to please my mother.”

Bess opened her mouth to tell him how foolish he was, and shut it again. He was a good boy to think so of his mother.

“Don’t you think it would be selfish to take the sun away from everyone else?” she asked.

Tom stared in consternation.

“Oh! Well, yes,” he agreed. “But I wasn’t expecting to trap it all.”

“It’s all or nothing with the sun,” said Bess. “But I tell you what, if you help me wash up the glasses from last night that I haven’t finished, I’ll let you have the ends of the real wax candles we have for the guests, and a chipped glass to put one in, which will catch its light and make it brighter.”

“Very well,” said Tom.

 

 

Tom’s mother was thrilled with the candle ends, and saved the wax to remould as well, and the crystal glass made the candle seem brighter. Tom washed glasses for Bess every Saturday morning, and ran errands for her father, which paid more than the small errands of the farm labourers, and managed to save enough to go to  the rector for some lessons.  And in due course, he married Bess and took over the inn, and his mother moved in with him, and only sewed when she felt like it, and they all lived happily ever after.

Sunday, September 3, 2023

a cavalier approach to murder 1

 Hi, all, a bit shaky but substantially better today. I hope you will enjoy this one. thanks for your good wishes, Simon read them all out to me.


 

Chapter 1 Mid February 1649

 

“Listen to this, Mama!” the young voice was indignant, and the pretty face of the girl reading the letter was flushed with indignation. “We have received orders – orders, mind you, to de Curtneys of Bungay, from that jumped-up brewery-boy, now styled Colonel Pride! We are to place our home, our last sanctuary, at the disposal of one Colonel Vullamy and his men; and to extend every courtesy to him and his officers. And, how generous!” Lydia de Curtney’s voice dripped with scorn. “They will pay for the keep of the common soldiers but ‘feel sure that loyal subjects’ of what they are calling ‘the Commonwealth’  will ‘treat the officers as guests.’ It’s a plot to impoverish us!” She tossed her head, and her copper-coloured curls bounced.

“Of course it is, my dove, but with your brother and anyone of martial bent away in France with the young king, now he is Charles II, we cannot fight it,” said her mother. “And as for Colonel Pride, you know this family has always supported the rise of those who are able.”

Lydia sighed. Her mother was a faded blonde one-time beauty, who had faded completely since the death of her father, fighting for the king.

“Oh, I suppose I should not turn my nose up at Colonel Pride if he were a royalist,” she said. “But the air of bland assumption got my goat!’

“What a vulgar phrase!” said her mother. “We will extend every courtesy to this Colonel Vullamy – a name which suggests a gentleman – and his officers, and be everything a de Curtney of Bungay should be.”

“Yes, Mama,” said Lydia. “Courtesy, but without generosity.”

“I wonder at them sending men to a household of women, however; that is discourteous,” said Lady de Curtney.

“They are unaware that Felix is in France; this letter is to him,” said Lydia. “Well, it is a fait accompli; they are on their way, and no indication of how many will need accommodation, nor suggestion of where to billet the men, or how many there are. That’s the greatest incivility!”

“Well, my dear, a colonel will need a room of his own, and he will likely have a captain as well; and you had better give orders for three more rooms for half a dozen other officers.”

 

 

 

oOoOo

 

“So, this baron, does he have any personable sisters, do you think?” Cornet Humphrey Bartlett looked eager.

“We are not going to Curtney House for you to womanise, Humphrey,” said Cornet Ephraim Knott. “The colonel has a serious mission to prevent any royalist uprising.”

“And to try to bring them to the way of God!” added the chaplain.                                      

Colonel Vullamy loathed the chaplain with a passion. Obadiah Codd was a slender, graceful, ascetic man with burning eyes, and a dislike for Catholics which possibly was greater than any dislike for sin and sinners. He was a penance in himself to live with.

At least Lieutenant Harry Bracknell, a newly-wed officer, was cheerful, sharing the miniature on ivory of his Elizabeth, though Lieutenant John Elphinstone seemed less than keen to share Bracknell’s good  fortune.

“Why are they uprising anyway?” asked young Bartlett, idly.

“Because we executed the king,” said Bracknell.  “A lot of people, even on our side, think that went too far.”

“We only have one king, our King in Heaven,” opined Cornet Knott.

Bartlett shrugged.

“Better him be beheaded than me,” he said. “He’s old, anyway, so it’s not as if he was young enough to have fun.”

“He wasn’t even fifty!” said Bracknell.

“Old,” said Bartlett. “Even older than the Catkin.”

Colonel Vullamy pretended he could not hear. That was really hurtful; he was only five and twenty.

 

Of course, only Pride was sufficiently full of what his name meant, to think that the remaining royalists in Britain would stand still for the execution of the late king, thought Colonel Vullamy. So here he was, haring off to the back end of Suffolk because of one likely rebellious element, to garrison himself and some troops near Bungay and to take over the manor of the Barony of Curtney. Just because there might be trouble.

He had hoped to spent time with Bithya, his betrothed wife, who was a nice, quiet girl, and an antidote for the scarily martial daughters of the Polish ambassador he had been mixed up with.

Colonel Vullamy had been given the misfits, those nobody else wanted, because there were serious uprisings and he was only sent to babysit a young baron whose father had died at Naseby. And they would not even be affectionate about making jokes about his name. He had been given the name Hazael, and hated it with intensity. His parents had chosen the name meaning ‘God sees,’ but the colonel was well aware that his men referred to him as ‘Hazel Willowtree’ or worse, ‘The Catkin.’

Ignoring the chatter of his officers, Colonel Vullamy rode up the front drive of the home of the Baron de Curtney. As baronial residences went, it was fairly modest, having grown from a hall house, and built of the flint so prevalent in the region, a chapel on one end, and possibly a hotbed of papists, thought Vullamy disapprovingly.  There was what looked like a brick extension at the back as well as stable buildings. The front lawn was more akin to a meadow, but it would do.

“Get a camp set up,” he ordered.

The men would sleep under canvas and be provisioned from Bungay, whilst he and his officers occupied the house, and the baron had better co-operate.

He knocked on the front door with the head of his swagger stick.

It was opened by a servant. He was the wrong side of fifty, with a ruddy, countryman’s countenance, pale blue eyes, and a pugnacious chin. His garb showed him to be an upper servant, being good wool.

“Take me to the baron, my man,” said Vullamy.

“Ar, well, he du-ant be here, bor,” said the serving man, and shut the door.

Vullamy found himself gaping at this monumental rudeness.

He knocked again.

There was a long pause.

The door opened.

“Miss Lydie says you du ought to be allowed in dew yew be Colonel Vullamy, and dew yew do-ant be, yew may use the pump in the yard to drink and be on yore way.”

“I am Colonel Vullamy,” said Vullamy.

“Ar, well, we’ve room for yew and for up to half a dozen officers,” said the elderly servant.  “Miss Lydie bid me taerke yew to the study.”

“Thank you,” said Vullamy, inclining his head. “How are you styled?”

“I be Josiah Jermyn, household comptroller,” said Jermyn. “Ar,  I du be fifth o’ moi naerme tu serve here at the hall.”

“A lengthy service,” said Vullamy. “And indicates good masters.”

“Ar,” agreed Jermyn. “There do-ant be nobody like de Curtneys. This way.”

Vullamy followed Jermyn, waving his officers to wait. He found himself in an old fashioned wood-panelled hall, with stairs on either side of the door to a gallery, hung with shields depicting a lion rampant with various differences which doubtless told which baron was represented. Bright painting in the roof showed that the double hammer beams were carven into lions, roaring silently down the centuries to intimidate visitors.

Hazael Vullamy was determined not to be intimidated.

Jermyn led him to the left, over the dais which housed a high table, and through a door, with tapestries on outside and inside showing more lions. Vullamy had little chance to look at either, or take in the graceful vistas from windows to the front and side of the house as he was bowed in and announced and found himself facing not a baron, but a young woman – a girl, no more! She was a tall girl, with tight auburn ringlets, piercing green almond-shaped eyes, and a skin tone which could not really be described as olive, but which was more robust than the usual pink and white tones of East Anglia. The nose was retroussé, the lips generous, and the chin small, but determined.

Lydia saw a tall man, taller than she was, which was not usual, with a shock of dark hair, disturbed where he had removed his hat, being cut shorter than was fashionable, though not clubbed as short as the more fanatical roundheads. It curled at the ends most frivolously. He was weatherbeaten, and the skin of his face fell into laughter lines around his bright blue eyes. He had a small wart by his left eyebrow, but it did not mar a face which was more attractive for holding a lively intelligence rather than in classical beauty.

“Good morning, Colonel, and welcome to De Curtney House,” she said. “I am Lydia de Curtney, and I have arranged for your men to sleep in rooms off the picture gallery, at the back of the house. I am assuming you have no more than half a dozen, and they can conveniently share two to a room.  For courtesy, I am housing you in my brother’s room.”

“Miss de Curtney, this is all very well, but I want to see the baron,” said Vullamy.

“I’m afraid that isn’t possible,” said Lydia.

“I have to insist, you know,” said Vullamy, apologetically. “I demand to see the baron as soon as possible.”

“Oh?” said Lydia. “Well, if you re-saddle your horse, and ride at best pace east, until you come to Great Yarmouth, you might find there a ship willing to take you across to Scheveningen if you go fast enough to catch the tide.”

“The baron is in the Low Countries?”

“Oh, no! You would have to ride again into France. I last heard of him from Toulon, but I doubt he’s still there,” said Lydia. “You would have to look for him. He’s with the king.”

“Louis of France?”

“No, our king. The king by the Grace of God, of England, Wales, Scotland and sundry bogs”

“The king is dead.”

“And his son is Charles the Second.”

“If you were a man, that would be close to treason.”

“If your leaders were men, they would not have had to commit the treason of murdering a king. Charles Stuart will return when your Commonwealth fails.”

“It will not fail,” said Vullamy, hoping that he did not sound as though he was trying to convince himself.

“Oh? There are provisions for the future? Is Cromwell to serve as Protector for life or for a designated time before electing another? If it is for life, what processes have been set up to replace him when he dies, as all men must? If he is succeeded by his son, then he is but a kind of second-rate king. Otherwise, what? How is the next leader to be chosen?”

“That’s not for me to speculate,” said Vullamy, wondering if anyone in Parliament had asked such questions.

“I beg your pardon, but it should be,” said Lydia. “If it is a Commonwealth, then it should be the will of the people, all the people, from belted earls to mole-catchers to choose their leader, not the will of some fatuous oligarchy imposing their will by force of arms. If it were the will of the people who ruled, I would not need to anticipate the return of the king.”

Vullamy was dubious.

“The nobles elect kings in Poland, but it would be dangerous to give the  common folk the vote,” he said.

“And is not parliament made of members of the common folk, albeit gentlemen, as well as peers?” said Lydia. “Do not the ostlers take as keen an interest in the way of politics as men of affairs? Have not the peasantry joined one side or the other and expressed their opinions in this civil war with their own blood?”

“Miss, I’m a simple soldier, and I don’t trouble my head with politics,” said Vullamy. “I want to get my men camped as soon as possible; I was hoping that the meadow at the front would be acceptable.”

Lydia sighed.

“I suppose so,” she said. “They might best dig their latrine pits over there, west of the house, near the hedge.”

“Oh, is it better drained?”

“It’s all well drained, but I want to plant a rose garden there, and I might as well make use of the natural manure to do so,” said Lydia. “After all, you will not be here forever, and the land endures with my family its custodians, whatever and whoever pass over it. You may tell them, as Lent is not observed by puritans, they may take all the coneys they like after it begins, and male birds, apart from the peacocks, as they have done their duty by the females. The peacocks do not make for good eating.”

“What, is not eating noble birds a privilege of the titled, as royal birds?” Vullamy caught himself almost sneering.

“I am indifferent to the jaded palates and decadent lifestyle of those at court,” said Lydia. “No deer. Their numbers are low and must build up.”

“I will pass on your requests,” said Vullamy. “The men will be grateful to be permitted some game to supplement their diets.”

“I’d rather they didn’t take birds, bar pigeons, but I won’t make an issue of it,” said Lydia.

“So, what relation are you to the baron that you assume rule of the house in his stead?” asked Vullamy.

“Felix is my brother. He is some years older than I am, and felt that he was best to be abroad with the king. He knows I am quite capable.  Also, Jermyn is a great help.  It is not entirely to my liking, or that of my mother, who is delicate, to have to have men housed with us when we have no male relatives to stand as our protection, but one must rely on you and your officers being gentlemen.”

“None of my men will offer you any insult,” said Vullamy, grimly, promising himself that he would offer to eviscerate anyone who tried.

“I will be wearing my sword, to make sure,” said Lydia, smiling. “Felix insisted that I learn to fight in case it was needed. It is not unheard of in our family for the women of the family to know swordplay.”

“Oh no, not again!” blurted out Vullamy.

“I beg your pardon?” asked Lydia, icily.

He blushed.

“I apologise,” said Vullamy. “I have had a degree of care of the household of the Polish Ambassador, whose daughters carry the wickedest meat cleavers I have ever seen and twirl them with the finesse any other woman might ply a needle.”

“Oh, I have only a rapier, but it is effective enough if you know what to do with it,” said Lydia. “I have been learning since the war started, so only since I was ten, but I practise assiduously.”

“I will make sure my men know, and if they end up hurt, it will be their fault,” said Vullamy. “Er... your chapel....”

“We bowed to the inevitable under Elizabeth and became Protestant, though we reserve the right to be High Church,” said Lydia. “Your men may attend our chapel on Sundays; I have a chaplain, who is sufficient for our needs. If you have a chaplain with you, they might come to some arrangement of running alternate services. I leave that in their hands.”

Vullamy thought of Obadiah Codd, and shuddered.

“We will muster for military prayers on parade on Sundays,” he said.