As I had interest expressed in Bazyli having a HEA here is what happened when Serafina's socially inept cousin is introduced to him as a page by Serafina's reprehensible if laconic Ulan. Matters military, border incursions, foul weather and of course irritating people abound.
Chapter 1
“Serafina, please, you have to help me, I have nobody to turn to
anymore!”
Serafina Jastrzębska regarded her distraught cousin, and turned to the
butler who had shown in the dishevelled figure.
“Prepare a room for my cousin, and have tea sent to us. I don’t want
to be disturbed by anyone save my husband when he comes home.”
“Yes, my lady,” said the butler, who thought his lady had adapted very
well to the high lifestyle and who was an excellent match for his laconic
master. The under chambermaid was going to have her ears boxed for suggesting
this young cousin was an old flame of the lady and likely to steal her away.
Steal her away! As if Lord Wojsław and
Lady Serafina weren’t all over each other like a rash, really sweet it was. And
nice of his lordship’s friends, the SokoĹ‚owscy, to rescue them from the fool
ideas of the lady’s mother. He hastened
off to make tea and give orders for a guest room to be prepared for a young
szlachcic. He took the time to reprove the stupid wench whose fool ideas were
dangerous if gossiped about, and to inform that young person in frigid tones
that her ladyship was looking forward to introducing the young gentleman to her
husband.
Ela might be heard to mutter mutinously that the cousins had hugged
and kissed each other’s cheeks with enough enthusiasm for anyone to draw some
conclusions about them, and was informed that any close relatives might act so,
so long as it was only cheeks not lips and a foundling brat raised up to work
for decent folk should not display her ignorance about family feelings of those
who had them.
Ela, much chastened by this, subsided, as she genuinely adored her
mistress, and only worried in a partisan sort of way that the master was so
laconic and undemonstrative that he did not show her enough love, making her
seek affection elsewhere. Ela was not as
observant of body language as Bartosik, the butler, nor as privy to the times
the young couple were together.
Bartosik brought in tea.
“You will, I hope, forgive me, my lady, if I mention that as most of the servants are
convinced that the szlachcianka is a szlachcic, I have seen no cause to
disillusion them of this misapprehension without further instruction from
yourself.”
“Oh, very good, Bartosik,” said Serafina. “This depends much on my cousin, who could
scarcely ride one hundred and eighty miles as a szlachcianka.”
“No, my lady, quite so,” said Bartosik. “But my lady will have to
decide by what name she is to be known, and my lady will have to be aware if
bathing that she will have to do so without aid, since it would be ineligible
for even a sister to remain with her.”
“What an excellent fellow you are,” said Serafina’s cousin. “And I am
aware that I smell rather pungent. I will like a bath. I’m living as Jaromir Czerny, my name’s
Jaromira. Thank you for keeping my secret. I ... I am embarrassed to be unable
to say thank you materially ...”
“Do not worry about it ... my lord,” said Bartosik. “I will have water
heated in the bath house immediately, and I will sit guard outside myself.”
“Thank you,” said Jaromira.
Bartosik withdrew.
“And now, tell me what is going on,” said Serafina. She regarded her
cousin carefully; Jaromira was a couple of years older than she was, and had
been content to help on her father’s farm without marrying. She was as
golden-haired as Serafina, and had the same leaf-green eyes, the legacy of
their fathers, who were brothers. Jaromira had cut her hair roughly, and was
wearing her father’s clothes, which at least did not show as much for being in
a slightly old-fashioned cut as it would have done if the family had dressed
western style, not Sarmatian. She looked haggard from strain.
“Oh, Serafina, Papa died,” said Jaromira. “And you know that our little
farm occupies a corner of land which would make it easier for Lord Dzikowski to
get from one part of his holdings to another; Papa always permitted him right
of way, because it was easier than having him ruin us, but when Papa died, he
said the best solution was to marry me!”
Serafina made a sound of disgust.
“Didn’t you go to my Mama?” she asked.
“Well, yes, and your mother said it was an excellent solution for me,
as I was already twenty years old, to marry such an excellent prospect.”
“Oh dear,” said Serafina. “She already knows my opinion when she suggested
him to me, before we came to Warszawa. I said that I would not marry him if he
was the last man alive and would kill all my sisters and myself to stop any of
us being sacrificed to him. He may be fairly young, at thirty, and
superficially good looking but he’s a wild beast even when he isn’t drunk.”
“Exactly,” said Jaromira. “So I thought the best thing I could do was
to flee to you and ... and join the Ulans.”
“Funny you should say that,” said Serafina. “Do you remember I wrote
to you about the sweet little boy, the page, Bronek, who danced with me and got
me noticed by my Wojsław? Well Bronek is
no other than Lady SokoĹ‚owska. Go and bathe; and WojsĹ‚aw will know what to do.”
She paused. “No, I’m going to cut your
hair properly first. Sit on that stool.”
“You have come out of your shell,” said Jaromira. “Your WojsĹ‚aw must
be good for you. I take back what I have
said about marriage breaking a woman’s will.”
“Your mother was broken by the land, not your father, and he raised
you to be a son,” said Serafina. “And oh! How I always admired you when we were
growing up, even though Mama did not like us being friends. But you could pass
as a page. And I’ve a mind to play a joke on another friend, well cousin, of
the SokoĹ‚owscy whom Joanna has mentioned, but I’ll talk to WojsĹ‚aw about it.”
“I am in your hands, my dear little cousin, and ready to trust anyone
who makes your eyes sparkle the way your Ulan does,” said Jaromira.
More neatly shorn, and enjoying a bath, Jaromira was unaware her
future was being discussed between the Jastrzębscy.
“Bartosik tells me we have your cousin staying with us, masquerading
as a boy, and one of the idiot chambermaids, his idiom, is convinced ‘he’ is in
love with you,” said WojsĹ‚aw.
“My lord, be careful; that was quite thirty words in one go, you will
over-use your quota,” teased Serafina.
“I’ll show you how many words I need,” said WojsĹ‚aw, kissing her
firmly. Serafina submitted happily to this non-verbal communication, and when
her lord came up for air, sighed, pushed him into a chair, perched on his knee,
and explained about Jaromira.
An unholy light of glee came into the Ulan’s eyes.
“Oh, I wondered if you would also think of Bazyli Tataryn,” said
Serafina. “With whom I have danced a few times, but know better from Joanna’s
tales.”
“We owe the SokoĹ‚owscy a debt or two; setting up WĹ‚adek’s cousin, Bazyli,
with someone you think suitable is the least we can do,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “I’ll
talk to him, and ask him to take a cousin of my wife’s as a page to see if the
said cousin is worth me sponsoring as a towarzysz. That should get her single
accommodation. Has she done any sabre drill?”
“Oh, yes! She was raised just
like a boy. She can rope cows with a
lasso, and leap on and off a horse like any Cossack. She and my uncle took down
a wolf between them. She can’t do the fancy sword tricks or ride standing on
her hands like Joanna and her crazy friends do, but I expect she’d soon learn.
She’s quite intrepid. Were we going to
tell him she’s a girl?”
“No, it’s far funnier if we don’t,” said WojsĹ‚aw.
“Funnier for whom?” asked Serafina.
“Me,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “And the Falcons. And you?”
“Maybe,” said Serafina. “Oh, my, I will have to warn Jaromira.”
“Warn me what?” said Jaromira, coming into the room, cleaner, neater,
and stalking like any szlachcic. “Bartosik says he wouldn’t have guessed now,
it was being tired and drooping that did it.”
“Good; WojsĹ‚aw, my cousin, now Jaromir, Jaromira, my husband.”
“And call me WojsĹ‚aw,” said WojsĹ‚aw.
“He is going to arrange for you to be a page to a cousin of WĹ‚adek
SokoĹ‚owski, and not tell him you’re a woman.
Ostensibly it’s to make sure you’re worth sponsoring as a Towarzysz,”
said Serafina. “It’s to give you more privacy as you figure out if you can
settle in. Only Bazyli Tataryn is ...
well, he fancies himself a ladies’ man, and he does seem to be ...
popular. And he might flirt with you if
he doesn’t get used to you as a person before he finds out.”
“Trust him with my life. Trust him with my wife’s life. Trust him with yours. Not so sure about your
virtue,” said WojsĹ‚aw.”
“You’re using all your word allocation again,” said Serafina.
“Jaromira, when I first knew WojsĹ‚aw, he was inclined to be tongue-tied. Partly it was to avoid conversation with
people he didn’t want to talk to, but he is the strong silent type, so teasing
him is obligatory.”
“I see,” said Jaromira, noting the adoration in the eyes of the young
Ulan. “I don’t suppose he needs many words.”
“There are better uses for a man’s mouth,” said Serafina. Jaromira
chuckled.
“Too much information,” she said. “So you’ll set me up as page with
this ... towarzysz?”
“Captain,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “Ukrainian Ulan. You do the rope thing?”
“I can use a lasso.”
“Good. Cossacks; crazy. Serafina says you’ll like them.”
“Well, I guess if I don’t, I can come back here?”
“Certainly,” said Serafina.
“I could do worse than remain dressed as a szlachcic, and become a
towarzysz; if you sell my farm, my lord-brother, I might cover the needed
costs.”
“Well, let me know all about it, and I’ll send someone out to look it
over and administer it,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “Yes, I’m backsliding again. Some things
need words.”
Serafina giggled, and Jaromira rolled her eyes.
“So you want me to take on some farm boy as a page who hopes to be
good enough to be a towarzysz if you sponsor him?” said Bazyli Tataryn.
“He thinks his farm will cover the cost,” shrugged WojsĹ‚aw. “I don’t
know if it would, but if he’s any good, as my wife’s only cousin who is like a
brother to her, I want to help out. You know my wife; friend of Joanna
SokoĹ‚owska.”
“Your wife isn’t as scary as Joanna SokoĹ‚owska,” laughed Tataryn. “Give me three good reasons I should take
your farm boy which isn’t covering a favour to you.”
“Jaromir knows how to use a lasso already,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “And has
taken a wolf with a sabre with his father. He is a pretty good rider.”
“Very well; bring him in. I’ll test out your farm boy. Tell him it’ll
be gruelling.”
“I’m sure he will be glad to be given the chance,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “For
a lad orphaned and alone in the world with the terror tactics of a pig like Jarogniew
Dzikowski, having somewhere to go is a priority.”
“Dzikowski of the Dzik GĹ‚owa banner?
”
“That’s the one.”
“A nasty piece of work; I’ve heard of him. Vicious when sober and evil
when drunk. No, a kid shouldn’t have to deal with someone like this; it’d be worse
for a girl. How old is he?”
“I didn’t like to ask,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “He looks about fourteen,
though, so too young to be a towarzysz anyway.
I hoped you wouldn’t mind.”
“Oh, well, we can give it a try,” said Bazyli. “I’d rather have had
one of the KrasiĹ„scy girls as a page, mind; one who hasn’t been as thoroughly
corrupted by my cousin Władysław. But there you are! Most of them are too
young, and even if I might hope to have what WĹ‚adysĹ‚aw has, they’re all too
much of babies for me. The next youngest is eleven years younger than me. And it might work for Władysław, but his
Joanna is exceptional.”
“That she is,” said WojsĹ‚aw, who was happy enough with his own bride.
But he respected Joanna Sokołowska a great deal.
Like Bazyli, he would happily ride knee-to-knee with her, but
romancing her would be far too scary.
Jaromira rode with her cousin-in-law to the barracks where she was to
be a page to this unknown Ukrainian, Bazyli Tataryn. She was nervous to say the
least, but determined not to let her cousin’s faith in her down, or that of
Wojsław for that matter.
The Ulans were exercising in the quadrangle and were performing riding
tricks that had Jaromira gasping.
“I don’t know how to do all that!” she whispered to WojsĹ‚aw.
“No, of course you don’t; you’ll be learning,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “Likewise
juggling with sabres and tossing them about as you tumble, with Cossack
dancing.”
“I hope I haven’t bitten off more than I can chew,” said Jaromira.
“You would if you were a girl raised as a girl,” said WojsĹ‚aw. “He’s
not expecting a boy who looks about fourteen to know it all.”
“Good,” said Jaromira. WojsĹ‚aw
led her into the stables to unsaddle her horse, and took her into the building
to meet her new lord.
She looked up at the big, red-haired man. It was a very bright red, and he wore it as a
scalp lock. His moustache was the same
colour and his green eyes were darker than hers. He was regarding her kindly
enough.
“I understand you ride well, can use a lasso, and are trained somewhat
in sabre?” he said.
“Oh, y...yes, my lord, but I am n...nowhere near as able as the men
practising outside,” said Jaromira, unaccountably shy.
“If you were, you’d be a remarkable prodigy,” said Bazyli. “Well, I
have sorted you out somewhere to sleep, it’s a glorified cupboard, but you
don’t want to be in with towarzysze yet, until you find your feet, and
obviously I won’t expect you to sleep in with my personal servant. So glorified
cupboard it is.”
“Thank you, my lord,” said Jaromira. She made herself breathe.
Well, this was it; and she was in it for better or worse.