Cruella Haterman's declaration that being homeless is a lifestyle choice got my goat. And it being Guy Fawkes day...
Remember, remember
the fifth of November
and raise a pint glass to old Guy
Who'd like to dismember
each moronic Member
and hoist them all into the sky.
for I disremember
that ever an ember
of intellect may be yet found
in any pretender
to Westminster's tenure
whose puerility doth us astound.