Sunday, November 5, 2023

irritating parliament poem

 Cruella Haterman's declaration that being homeless is a lifestyle choice got my goat. And it being Guy Fawkes day... 

Remember, remember
the fifth of November
and raise a pint glass to old Guy
Who'd like to dismember
each moronic Member
and hoist them all into the sky.
for I disremember
that ever an ember
of intellect may be yet found
in any pretender
to Westminster's tenure
whose puerility doth us astound.

2 comments:

  1. I never quite understood the Guy Fawkes celebration - did it commemorate the plot or the failure? I thought the point was that he didn't succeed, not that he had the guts to try...

    Nice poem :-)
    Shouldn't it be puerility in the last line?

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    1. It was seized on by the public as a substitute for the no-longer celebrated All Souls, with added fireworks, and poor old Guy commemorated only in being yearly burned in effigy. From which 'to look a guy' to be in mismatched clothes, a figure of fun. I can't say I approve of the idea of blowing up parliament, though I do sympathise with the cause of the oppressed Catholics. One of those issues of the day as contentious and as mismanaged as the Gaza strip problem nowadays.

      I was just peeved because of that ruddy Braverman woman.
      And yes, I mis-spelled it.

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