Chapter 18
Evergreen rode easily on the crupper behind Jasper.
“After all, you’re the young master, you ought to be riding the horse,” he had said. Jasper had hesitated briefly, but agreed. He could still fancy he tasted smoke with its added load of burning human, and he felt sick. He was not sure he could manage to ride the crupper, which took more work than just staying in the saddle. They rode several miles.
“Papa... I feel most unwell,” said Jasper, unwillingly.
“Can you manage another mile and a half?” asked Evelyn.
“I... yes,” said Jasper.
“We’ll put in at the inn where they were so obliging before,” said Evelyn.
Evergreen grunted agreement. They had been civil enough to him, too.
Jasper got off his horse and swayed. Evelyn caught him, and lifted him.
“I’ll help the stable hand, my lord,” said Evergreen.
“Thanks, lad,” said Evelyn. He went into the inn.
“My lord! You found your son? Is he injured?” cried the landlord, running forward.
“Fortunately nothing serious, but he’s been suffocated, starved, left without water, and escaped out into the wood with nothing but the gypsy clothes he found,” said Evelyn. “He’s twelve years old, and it’s all been rather a lot for him.”
“Crowy Heron is a real problem,” said the innkeeper.
“Not any more,” said Evelyn, grimly. “The man liked to play with fire, and he and his two insane cousins were, as Shakespeare says, ‘Hoist by their own petard;’ or in other words, they managed to trap themselves in their hideout and burned it down. My boy rescued their mule and dog, but wasn’t about to risk himself for them!”
Jasper grunted but Evelyn ignored him. He had no intention of letting the official story be anything but that Jasper escaped and that Crowy and his cohorts accidentally burned themselves to death in attempting to kill Jasper.
“I don’t know what to do about accommodation,” said the innkeeper. This time, Evelyn noticed that the name ‘John Harris’ appeared over the door.
“Can you put a truckle or a mattress in the same room for my lad’s friend?” asked Evelyn. “The bed is wide enough to share with my son. There’s room for another bed or mattress.”
“Yes, my lord, I can do that, thank you for being so accommodating.”
“It’s not your fault, Harris,” said Evelyn. “I appreciate that you do what you can. I’m not unreasonable, unless someone decides to put my back up.”
Harris managed a smirk.
“You mean, if I’d decided to take offence at your gypsy friend?”
“Well, yes,” said Evelyn. “I have a good relationship with the Lovells.”
“Well, I’ll remember that, if they pass through,” said Harris.
The bedroom was unchanged from when Evelyn had left it, and he deposited Jasper on the bed.
“Sleep it off,” he said. “Nobody is going to get you now. I love you. Your mother loves you, and so does Imogen.”
“Oh, papa, I love you,” said Jasper. “I don’t want you to claim any responsibility for killing them, it was my fault.”
“Hush, I’m going to put about the story that they thought they had you trapped and meant to burn you to death, and trapped themselves.”
“Oh, Papa, is... shouldn’t I own up to it?”
“No,” said Evelyn. “There will be those who would blame you, without knowing all the facts, or realising that you had good reason to fear Crowy and his cousins, or fearing what he might do to your mother if he found out he had taken you by mistake.”
“I thought Ma was dead,” said Jasper. “Crowy swore that he had certainly killed Lementina, and as Ma was in with her, what was I to think?”
“Lementina would be dead had not Cornelius taken some nasty burns to rescue her,” said Evelyn. “He respected your mother to be able to get out by herself once he helped cut the tent, and indeed she did, with a bit of aid by Woodlock.”
Jasper digested this.
“Ma would know that Cornelius did what she would expect him to do,” he said. “I do like Woodlock, but not as a spare father. He’s more an uncle or an elder brother.”
“I can’t dictate who Shuri chooses,” said Evelyn. “But I hope it impressed her enough to incline her choice towards Cornelius.”
The stay at the inn for as long as it took for Jasper to rest would have passed well enough, had not a big ploughboy come in for his nooning, and his eyes fell on Evelyn and Evergreen. Evergreen dressed as what he was, a gypsy boy, with trousers rather than breeches, workman’s boots, a loose waistcoat, and a coloured neckcloth at his throat, knotted casually. It was little different from a labourer’s costume save that most labourers favoured neutral-coloured or dark waistcoat. Evergreen’s waistcoat had once been bottle green, but now sported a number of gay patches where it had worn, and a gay stripe down each side where Shuri had made over the garment when Evergreen had grown, and added strips at the bottom of it in plain linen, which Evergreen had added to with bright colours.
As the boy was plainly with Evelyn, and dodged behind him, the ploughboy came up to Evelyn, who was a trifle more rumpled than his usual immaculate self.
“I don’t like gypsies,” he said.
“Well, don’t eat any, then,” said Evelyn, calmly.
“Wot?”
“You said you don’t like gypsies,” said Evelyn. “I don’t like Brussels sprouts, so I don’t eat them.”
“Sam, back off,” said Harris.
It is doubtful that Sam, the ploughboy, even heard him. He went for Evelyn.
Evelyn was known to box with Gentleman Jackson, and swayed out of the way of the roundhouse swing, using the momentum of his sway to roll his buttocks off the bar stool, and got to his feet. He was easily as tall as the big ploughboy, if not as broad.
“You poncy little gyppo, I’ll pound you!” growled Sam.
“Sam, he ain’t a gypsy!” warned Harris.
“Harris, he’s spoiling for a fight. And as Crowy managed to get himself killed and I didn’t have the pleasure of sinking my fist through his mandibular developments, I shall take great joy in doing so with this volunteer for my dental rearrangement,” said Evelyn, in an even, pleasant voice, swaying to avoid pile-driving blows, and assessing the reach and speed of his opponent. He jabbed once in a feint, and as Sam went to swat his hand away contemptuously, by which piece of underestimation Evelyn felt a forearm bone crack under his feinting hand, he then drove his left fist hard into Sam’s unlovely mouth full of blackened stumps.
Sam went down, spitting out teeth. He had a broken forearm, was dizzy, and had a mouthful of blood, but he got up, roaring, his fists windmilling. Evelyn hit him once in the solar plexus, and caught his chin with an uppercut. Sam lifted right off his toes and fell, as if poleaxed.
“Well, that’s it, you’re under arrest,” said another man.
“For defending myself? That’s hardly a crime,” said Evelyn, examining his bloody knuckles, cut on Sam’s teeth. “If a man attacks me, and I happen to be a more effective proponent of the noble art of pugilism, that’s hardly my fault.”
“I don’t understand Romany words, but jus’ you come along o’ me, I’m the constable, I am,” said the man.
Harris ran out from behind the bar, and put his hands on his hips.
“Did your ma drop you on your head when you was a baby, Will Stubbins?” he demanded. “You look at his lordship’s linen and see if it ain’t finer nor any collar you’ll ever feel, you slubberdegullion! My missus washed it when he was on his way out after that Crowy Heron, an’ now he’s back with his son rescued, an’ hurt an’ frightened, an’ you make as much a fool of yourself as Sam Willard, who has less brains than God gave a pigeon.”
“Well, what for is he talkin’ in the gyppo heathen language?” asked Will Stubbins.
“Gawd help you, you idiot, he’s talkin’ upper class, and me, I knows it account o’ how the swells come in here for a heavy wet when Sam’s takin’ on pets o’ the fancy at the fair,” said Harris. “He’s grown up with jaw-crack words, you fool! Mandibibles, that’s a fancy word for the jaw an’ teeth, ’n’ pugilism, that’s boxing. I can’t help it that you’re too stupid to talk the king’s English.”
“He might say he’s a milord, but anyone can say that,” said Stubbins.
“You’re an arse,” said Harris. “Look at the cut of his coat! That wasn’t made in Salisbury by some half-arsed tailor an’ if it cost less than a couple of ponies I’ll be surprised.”
“Please, I never wear coats that cheap,” said Evelyn. “What Harris can see, and you plainly cannot, Stubbins, which does not look good in a constable, is that my coat is Bath coating and is made up for me by Weston in London. My linen is fine, and my neclcloth, whilst not starched as highly as I normally expect, is arranged in the Trone d’amour style because it’s one I can tie well and quickly without wasting a dozen or so. You have surely at some point marked the style of speech of your local magistrate, you might notice that I keep my hands manicured, and if you had asked me, I could have given you a calling card and shown you a letter from both my bank and from my tailor which I had on me when I left precipitately, on learning that my son had been kidnapped.”
“Well, that oughta be a job for the constables, so why didn’t you ask them, hmm?” said Stubbins, hooking his thumbs into his waistcoat armpits and rocking back on his heels.
“Because we travelled over several magisterial bailiwicks of course, you fool,” said Evelyn. “I do not have the time or the inclination for your idiocy. Go away, or I’ll lodge a complaint with your local magistrate, whoever that is, and I will make my displeasure known. Be glad I am a more temperate man than my sire was; he would have horsewhipped you.”
It was perhaps the contemptuous tone which meant more to Stubbins than Evelyn’s linen, coat, or vocabulary; but being threatened with being horsewhipped, as Stubbins read it, was the clincher; this really was an aristocrat.
And Evelyn sighed that it took being offensive to prove it.
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“Mr. Reckitt,” said Shuri, tartly, “I am not made of fine bone china, and I am not a china marchioness on a shelf, so please stop behaving as if I were Evelyn’s Great-Aunt Uppitytypa.”
Cornelius laughed.
“I’m sorry, Miss Lovell, you look rather fragile,” he said. “And I know you must be in some pain, too.”
“Because you are? Yes, I am, but like you, I’m trying to ignore it, because we both worry about our errant family,” said Shuri. “And you called me ‘Shuri’ very nicely before.”
“I do answer to ‘Cornelius,’” said Cornelius.
“I am a little nervous of using your first name,” said Shuri. “I am used to people using mine, and being ‘Miss Lovell’ seems... odd. But if I use your name, it... it feels as if I have made a decision.”
“I see,” said Cornelius. “That is the way it generally works, but it seemed wrong not to be prepared to be as informal as your folk. But I will respect your wishes to remain aloof, in which case, I should also do you the courtesy of calling you ‘Miss Lovell.’”
“I suppose so,” said Shuri. “I... I do feel drawn to you, but I want to be totally sure, and, moreover, to make a decision when we are not thrown together in the throes of high emotion as we have been over... over all this.”
“I do understand,” said Cornelius. “I want to put my arms around you, and assure you I will be ready to look after you and Jasper; and part of that means letting both of you be yourselves as you can look after yourselves.”
“I like that you understand me well enough to see to Lementina, not me,” said Shuri. “I like that you listen to me and respect my wishes, and do not try to tell me that I am wrong and need to be told how to feel. I like that you acknowledge that I am in pain but do not fuss over me for it. I think I will think favourably on your suit, but I want to think about it and imagine life without you, and imagine life on the other hand without wandering at will. Which is what I have to weigh up.”
“Not life without Woodlock?”
“If I chose to remain a gypsy, I would marry Woodlock because I like him, and respect him, and I would be a good and faithful wife, because it would be good for the tribe. It is the lifestyle I would regret more than Woodlock, whom I love, but not.... Cornelius, you mix me up inside because I feel like a young girl who has found her womanhood for the first time.”
“Then, Miss Lovell, I suspect you have chosen; but I will not insist on you acting upon it until you are ready, and part of that will be able to consider embraces that do not hurt.”
Shuri pulled a wry smile.
“You know, that is indeed a considerable part of wanting to wait.”
She blushed as she almost blurted out that she wanted to run her fingers through his golden curls; it would not do to even think of such things. And of course, his hair might not grow back, as hers might not. But that was the way of things, and there was no point dwelling upon such matters.