Thursday, August 27, 2026

Master of Gothic House 10

 

Chapter 10

 

Esther would normally have described pease pottage as ‘peasant food,’ which, indeed it was; a good, nourishing meal made with dried split peas cooked to just the right amount, so that there was some bite to them, and a generous amount of boiled bacon and onion in it. Ram Gopal had had a hand in it, murmuring about ‘dal’, and sneaked in sundry spices. The roast potatoes were crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside. Esther ate the lot, and enjoyed it, not that she would admit that. There was a dessert as well, peaches preserved in brandy, with cream. Esther consumed this happily, and drank the glass of wine provided with it. She dropped the tray off the side of her bed, not caring if anything was broken, and curled up to go to sleep. She did not wake when Betty came to retrieve the tray and was tempted to pull back the covers and throw the broken wine glass into the bed. However, Betty decided that sleeping at least rendered Esther harmless. There was enough to worry about without getting more unpleasantness. Betty cleared up and took the tray away, and reported the incident to Elinor.

“That girl is a caution, madam,” she said.

“I could find harsher words for her myself, and some of them not fit for your ears,” said Elinor.  “Take her breakfast in bed, and empty her Jordan, and let’s keep her out of the way of the visitors in case she tries to fascinate them.”

“Yes, madam,” said Betty, shuddering at the thought of Esther and the newcomers.

It was a night for excitement; the company had finished their peaches, when there was a knock at the door.

Hymes answered the door, and saw an officer of the South Essex, his sergeant holding two horses outside the porch. 

“Sir?” said Hymes. The officer inclined his head.

“Would it be possible to beg hospitality for the night? My nag’s gone lame, which is the same state as me, and it’s a long way to limp to Southend.”

“You’d better come in,” said Hymes. “If your sergeant will take the nags round, I’ll send a hand out to see them fettled. What name shall I give?”

“Lieutenant Thomas Wickes,” said the officer.

Hymes led him to the dining room and introduced him, and went through to the kitchen to send one of the stable hands out. He investigated the pease pottage, and scraped out enough for two helpings, and added the potatoes which had been destined for bubble and squeak.

“I’ll hardboil some eggs and poach some fish for kedgeree for breakfast,” said Ram Gopal.

 

“I’m sorry to gatecrash your party, sir,” said Lt. Wickes, correctly identifying Edwin as the host. “We took a prisoner to Chelmsford, and by the time we started back it was late, and the weather getting worse; and my mare picked up a stone.”

He was not a young man, and his uniform was not expensive; a younger son who had managed to purchase a commission but could neither afford to buy himself higher, nor had the fortune to be promoted in action.  Edwin felt sorry for him; now, poor man, transporting prisoners would be likely to be part of his duties, not being fit for a lot more.

“We were stranded here ourselves,” said Edwin.  “Well, if you and your man will share the big room above this one, I’ll go to the room over the porch, which is at least cosy and will soon warm up. There’s already a hot brick in the bed.”

“That already gladdens my heart,” said Wickes.

“Take a seat; there’s room next to my aunt,” said Edwin. “I am sure that Hymes... ah, well done, Hymes!” he added as Hymes came in with a steaming plate and a glass of wine.

“There won’t be anything for bubble and squeak, sir, for breakfast, but Ram Gopal is making a kedgeree, and complaining there is no smoked haddock and that there’s a hem lot of bones in that red herring,” said Hymes. “There’ll be bacon and bread and butter.”

“Thank you; I feel blessed to have a hot meal,” said Wickes.

“Annesley, you can share with me, if you don’t despise to do so,” said Jeb.

“Do you know, I think I’ll take you up on that,” said Edwin. “The beds are wide enough to sleep an army.”

“Two will be warmer than one as well,” said Jeb.

Clara and Angela exchanged a look.

“We could put Tommy between us,” said Angela.

“The beds are good and wide,” said Clara. “And as Tommy is dropping off, if you will all excuse me, I will take him up.”

“I’ll come up and bring my hot brick over,” said Angela. “We can chat or read in bed for a little while.”

Hymes and Ram Gopal came in to clear, and Wickes hastily finished his food.

“That was good,” he said.

“A little coriander, cumin, cardamom, turmeric and some garlic lifts it no end,” said Ram Gopal.

“Not too much spice in the kedgeree, Ram Gopal; the ladies are not used to it,” warned Edwin.

“No, sir,” said Ram Gopal. When Master Edwin had chosen a lady, she could get used to spices slowly, he thought.

 

The company broke up and all retired to bed early, it having been a tiring day; and it might be said that Elinor brusquely invited Betty to join her as the night was cold, and Clara’s Martha invited Jenny to join her, and ended up with Lizzy as well. Mrs. Partridge was in a room next to the kitchen, as were the Hymes’s and Ram Gopal, and Will slept in a bunk in the stable hands’ room over the stables, which was snug from the animals. The only one who was cold in the small hours was Esther.

When Esther could bear it no longer, she got up; she did not re-light the little bedroom fire, not knowing how to do it, for having been spoilt. She poked at it ineffectually, waking Lizzie, who sighed, got up, and came down to her mistress. Lizzie soon had the fire cleared out and relit, and helped her mistress to dress.

“Oh, Lizzie, I can’t stay here with these awful people!” wailed Esther.

Lizzie, inclined to look down her nose at first at an Indian gentleman, had been impressed by his manner, and by the kindness and graciousness shown. But she said nothing, not wanting to lose her place.

“I expect that the gentleman, Mr. Annesley, I think his name is, will have us driven back to your father’s house, if you wish it,” said Lizzie, tonelessly.

“I do not want to demean myself to ask him,” said Esther. “But I do have a plan. I am a very attractive woman, and I am sure I can charm someone in the stables to drive me to Chelmsford, where I can stay, and then write to Papa to collect me. And you, of course.”

“Oh, miss, I don’t think that’s a very good idea,” said Lizzie.

“Well, don’t come, then,” said Esther.

“I merely wish that you would ask in the regular way, miss,” said Lizzie.

“Oh, hold your tongue,” said Esther.

There was a knock on the door, and Angela came in with a bucket of coal, and a steaming cup of tea.

“Awake? I thought you might have stayed in bed with a cold, I heard you sneezing earlier,” she said, crossing her fingers behind her back as she put the bucket down.

“It’s too cold to stay up here,” said Esther, crossly.

“Oh, well, I’ll see that you have a nice coddled egg and some bread-and-butter,” said Angela. “You won’t want a hearty breakfast.”

“No, I won’t,” said Esther, shuddering.

“I lit the fire in the little boudoir, across from the dining room; it will help to keep the bedrooms warmer, too,” said Angela. “Would you like your breakfast in there?”

“Yes, I would. Er, thank you,” said Esther. Angela beamed at her.

“Oh, good, you feel better and less grumpy for a good night’s sleep,” she said. “It’s too foggy to set out anywhere, without risking catching a cough, and it’s freezing fog at that. As we may be laid up over Christmas, we thought we’d collect some evergreens from the grounds, and decorate. We’ve already scrubbed out the boudoir for you, and we’ve been bringing down the cobwebs in the vestibule with mops and stepladders.”

“Well, you waste your time if you like,” said Esther.

“Oh, dear, you didn’t sleep off the grumps,” said Angela.

“I have more dignity than you do,” said Esther.

“Dignity! Is that what you call it,” said Angela, with a giggle. She whirled off.

Esther went down to the little boudoir, which was clean and bright, and the fire drawing well, and she was not in the least bit grateful, since being waited on and cleaned around was, in her mind, only her due.

She ate the coddled egg and fingers of thin bread-and-butter which Angela brought, and would have shuddered at the rest of the company eating a hearty meal of kedgeree followed by bacon, black pudding, and toast.

When the rest of the company dressed warmly to go out, she watched through the boudoir window to see them go off, chattering and laughing, to gather evergreens, and hurried to put on her own pelisse and overshoes in the cloakroom. She went out to the stables, where the hands, freshly fed, and having fed the horses beforehand, were drinking tea by the pint, and working on worn tack, sat on bales of hay. They rose, of course. Esther knew the way to a horse-lover’s heart; it was how she had fascinated Jeb when there had been no better prospects.

“Oh! Do not disturb yourselves on my account!” she said, breathily. “I came to see how the horses are, after their ordeals yesterday.”

The older man, in the uniform of a sergeant, looked at her, sharply.  Miss Cubitt had popped in before breakfast, as had the two gentlemen, and his officer, Mrs. Clitheroe, and young Tommy, who was now off somewhere in the company of young Will, had also enquired.

Ezra Slack, however, a young man of some romantic leanings, was much struck by the smile which seemed to be just for him.

“Would you like to see them, miss?” he asked.

“I’d love to,” said Esther, suppressing a shudder.

She let Ezra talk, and praise Mr. Annesley’s horses, Ezra not yet knowing of Edwin’s inheritance, not having been told.

“Horses are nicer than people,” said Esther, sorrowfully.

“Aye, that they are,” agreed Ezra, who would have agreed with anything the pretty lady said, but who truly did concur on this point.

“That nasty old woman won’t let me leave; I’ve been brought here under false pretences, and I want to go home to my mama,” said Esther.

“Oh, miss, I don’t think Mr. Annesley has any lewd designs,” said Ezra.

“It’s that Mrs. Clitheroe,” extemporised Esther, hastily, seeing some hero worship. “She’s in a plot with my father to marry me to Jeb Curtis, because they plan to split my inheritance between them.”

“Ooh, miss, it’s just like a novel!” said Ezra. Had he but known it, Esther had taken her tale of woe from a novel.

Esther laid a hand on his arm, a confiding, intimate move. Ezra blushed.

“Could I count on you to aid me?” she asked, tremulously.

“Of course, Miss!” said Ezra, who was swimming in a sea of late adolescent feelings, even though knowing that winning the hand of a lady was above his touch.

“If I could rise before anyone else tomorrow, would you drive me back to Chelmsford?” asked Esther. “It’s a good enough road, despite the fog, I think.”

“Why, yes, miss, I should think I could do that,” said Ezra. “Most of the hands rise at five-thirty, can you be ready by five?”

“Oh, how kind you are! Of course I can,” said Esther, suppressing a shudder. She determined to go to bed for the afternoon, pleading a cold in the head; she would have a busy night.

 

Lt. Wickes had not ventured out with the young people, but was entertaining Elinor with a somewhat embroidered story of the idiocy of young recruits, and the mishaps they could fall into, putting up a bell tent on the common.

“So when I asked where their poles were, they looked at me as if I had asked them for an elephant,” he said. “‘Poles, sir?’ said Private Whitely, as if poles were something exotic. ‘A pole is five and a half yards,’ said Private Johnson, the company dryboots, and always keen to get a rise from the officers. He added, ‘they call them rods or perches sometimes, and an acre is four by forty poles.’ Which may be true enough, as I pointed out, but it will not hold a tent up like sections of actual wooden pole to hold up the centre. By the time they had gone back for poles, and returned, everyone else was striking tents to march back to barracks. I never did work out whether they were just the stupidest unit in the army or if it was done to skive off.  I do know that group worked harder than a normal day’s work to be able to skive!”

Elinor chuckled.

“I know it cannot have been amusing for you, but you tell the story very well,” she said.

“They were the only group I’ve ever known who managed to harness a gun limber to the horses backwards,” said Wickes. “With the tongue dragging on the ground behind.”

“Dear me, how singularly inept,” said Elinor. “I almost dread to think what they managed when permitted gunpowder and shot.”

“We were in Brighton, and I swear, they were more danger to Prinny’s little palace than to the French,” said Wickes, ruefully. “Though they won the competition on who could be most accurate at the longest range, and you’ll never guess how they did it.”

“No, I probably won’t,” said Elinor.

“The targets were out at sea,” said Wickes. “And they took a low angle, and skipped the ball the way boys do with flat stones on a millpond.”

“Scoundrels!” said Elinor.

“I confess, I was impressed,” said Wickes. “I despise those men who tell boastful tales about their exploits, usually exaggerated or downright lies, and go into gory detail. So, I prefer to share amusing stories, and it doesn’t matter if I don’t come out very well from them, like the time I was caught trying to sneak back the underwear my lads had stolen – this was still when we were posted to Brighton – because they wanted to run the prince’s drawers up the flagpole to salute them. Fortunately, his highness was in a good mood and was inclined to find the story funny – since the desecration of his underwear had been averted, as he put it. So, that is my one and only tale of high life and royalty.”

“Oh, he was a handsome man in his youth, but I suspect that nowadays, you could use his drawers for one of your bell tents,” said Elinor.

“I wouldn’t admit to it; he’ll be my king one day, and I serve my king and country,” said Wickes. “But they were vast.”

“I imagine he would have been much embarrassed if they had succeeded,” said Elinor.

“I docked them each a week’s pay and gave it to him to pay his tailor for any repairs.”

“What, has he started paying his tailor, these days?” said Elinor. “Last I heard, the only time he paid off poor Louis Bazalgette was after the man had floated him a loan to cover something he dared not go to parliament to cover.”

“I don’t know,” confessed Wickes. “I don’t generally move in such circles.”

“I haven’t, for many years,” said Elinor. “But I’ll have you know I was a beauty in my time.”

“You have a serene loveliness now, ma’am,” said Wickes.

“La, do you think so? I wasn’t fishing for compliments, but I will if you are willing to issue them.”

“Your face has the serenity of one who has passed through fire, and come out of it intact,” said Wickes.

A shadow touched her face.

“My first husband was... trying,” she said. “And not my choice. Go away, please; I want to brood.”

 

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

master of Gothic House 9

 

Chapter 9

 

 

“Ugh, what a horrible, run-down place,” said Esther. “I hope the new viscount, whoever it is, pulls it down to build a nice modern house.”

“I think it has character,” said Angela. “And how rude to disparage our shelter.”

“It’s beautiful and gracious; it just needs care,” said Clara.

All was unpacked, and the equipages and horses taken round to the stables, and Mrs. Hymes rang her hands and asked the ladies to come into the kitchen, which was at least warm, whilst she sorted out hot bricks for beds, and bedding for the ladies.

Names being given, as if the Hymes’s did not know, it was determined that the young ladies would have the three bedrooms in the new wing, Elinor Clitheroe would have the room next to them in the older part of the house, with her Betty on a truckle bed; the other maids would occupy the rooms above their mistresses. Edwin accepted the master bedroom rather than his snug overporch room, as it would seem strange otherwise, with Jeb in the room that side of the main house, and Mrs. Partridge in the housekeeper’s room as Mrs. Hymes slept in the butler’s pantry with Hymes. Meanwhile, all sat in exhausted ecumenism in the kitchen.

“Mrs. Hymes,” said Clara, with a crisp, decisive air, “We need a hot meal. You said you had provender; what do you mean by that? If we are here until the wheel needs to be mended, I assume Mr. Annesley will aid towards the household bills, but is there enough food in the house for a large party? As for a hot meal, if all you have is oatmeal and water, then porridge will do, especially if you have some dried fruit to go in it.”

Mrs. Hymes gave Clara an appraising look.

“You know about running a large household, Miss Snowe,” she said.

“Yes, I do; we may have had to retrench, but I have helped my mother when we were better off,” said Clara.

“We’ve a flitch of bacon, cheese, butter, pickled herring, dried cod, salt beef, and extra chickens and geese, in the expectation of the lord having a Christmas party,” said Mrs. Hymes. “There’s eggs in waterglass,  onions, potatoes, Swedish turnips, parsnip and carrot  and salted string beans in the cellar, oatmeal, dried pease, rice, flour, and dried fruit and mushrooms. There’s turnip tops still in the ground.”

“Good; we will have pease pottage with some of that flitch, with onions in it, and I saw some ramsoms outside,  served with roast potatoes and parsnips. If you rinse some beef overnight to get rid of the salt, and soak some dried mushrooms tomorrow, if there’s red wine in the wine cellar, for cooking, we’ll have beef Bourguignon tomorrow for dinner, which will mitigate the toughness of the meat, and if you do a few extra potatoes and roast a few onions tonight, we can have bubble and squeak for breakfast with turnip tops in, and any left over pease pottage mixed in as well, with fried or poached eggs, and I imagine you bake your own bread; I am sure Mrs. Partridge will help you, and we can have slices of bacon from the flitch, and cheese, and pickles if you have any, to go with bread and butter for nuncheon. And if the butter is scarce, we can have dripping on the bread instead.”

“There’s enough butter, ma’am. Thank you, that’s very helpful.”

Clara inclined her head.

“I’m glad you knew what to do,” said Angela. “I wouldn’t know how to order someone like Mrs. Hymes around!”

“Once, I had a housekeeper, not as amiable as Mrs. Hymes, though, she fought Mama on every decision,” said Clara. “Mrs. Hymes, is there milk for Tommy?”

“Bless you, miss, we have a goat as well as a cow, the goat moved in, and she’s still in milk, which is very rare.”

“Splendid. He is used to cow’s milk, but I think goat’s milk would be good for him,” said Clara.

She noticed that the Indian gentleman was looking at her with definite admiration, and blushed.

“Do we have to stay in this dirty old house?” whined Esther.

“No, you can pick up your bags and walk into the village, which I collect is a little further along the road,” said Elinor. “But I won’t let you make that maid of yours go with you unless she wants to do so.”

“It won’t be dirty for long,” said Clara. “One of the things we can do to say ‘Thank you,’ for the hospitality, is to clean house. I am sure Mrs. Hymes can find old linen to turn into pinafores for us all, and we will work alongside our maids, and it will be sparkling and easier to keep clean in no time.”

“What a good idea!” said Angela.

“I’m not going to clean and scrub like a common slavey,” said Esther.

“Well, how would you expect to go on if married if you don’t do some work around the house?” asked Angela. “Goodness, it’s not as if you’re Lady Muckamuck of Noseinairshire! You’re a doctor’s daughter; doesn’t your mother help with the spring cleaning at least?”

A couple of spots of colour showed on Esther’s cheeks.

“Papa has never let Mama make me help,” she said, defensively. “I always expected to marry a gentleman who would not expect his wife to do menial work.”

“Good luck with that,” said Angela. “Very few gentlemen have enough cabbage to have a wife who is bone idle, whether it’s keeping a smallholding, or doing some of the housework as well as directing servants.”

Esther tossed her head.

“Oh, the rectory mouse has no idea of civilised living,” she said.

“Mama made me learn all the jobs the servants did, so I knew how much I could expect of them, and could show new servants how to do things,” said Clara.

“And how many servants did you have?” asked Esther, condescendingly.

“Only eight; it wasn’t a large household,” said Clara, unaware that she had shocked Esther. “One indoor man, two chamber-maids, who doubled as dressers,  the girl of all work, a cook-housekeeper, two men outside and in the stables, and a dairy maid, who helped with the cooking. Oh! And Tommy’s nursery maid. But she would have gone anyway when he was old enough for school.”

“Why... you cannot have so many servants on less than a thousand a year!” cried Esther, shocked.

“A little more than that. Papa was clever with stocks and bonds, and I wish I had the confidence to buy and sell as he did,” said Clara.

“Oh, you can learn,” said Edwin. “It’s an avocation of mine.”

“How many servants would you expect to have, sir?” asked Esther, almost grinding her teeth.

“Not less than fifteen,” said Edwin. “Though I can make do with just Ram Gopal, in a pinch.”

“Eh, that’s out of my touch,” said Jeb. “I’ve four hands on the farm and a man and woman in the house.  I don’t say but I couldn’t afford a maid for any lass I married, but I’d expect her and her mistress to shift a bit more than concentrating on looking pretty.”

“Any woman with sense would leap at such a proposition,” said Angela. “We had a cook-housekeeper, and I cleaned house and milked the goat and fed the chickens.”

“I might run to a boy or girl to help out Pugh and Mrs. Pugh,” said Jeb. “But I’m a farmer, not a swell.”

“It’s a wise man who knows his limits,” said Edwin. “My mother was used to being surrounded by servants, and my father indulged her. I am more capable than I sound.”

“Well, you ain’t afraid to drive for yourself,” said Jeb. “But I’d be uncomfortable living long in your world, whereas I reckon you could live in mine.”

“Mrs. Hymes, what do you want us doing?” asked Angela.

“I want Mrs. Partridge and Ram Gopal helping me in the kitchen,” said Mrs. Hymes. “Your little maid can go and help Will, our boy of work, looking for eggs in the barn; there won’t be many if any, but we might as well have fresh eggs where we can. And she can help him milk Faith, the goat, and Rosie, the cow. I’ve put the bricks to warm in the oven, and perhaps you ladies and your maids can wrap them in blankets and carry them up to air your beds, and then perhaps you can light a fire in the dining-room so you have somewhere to sit; and the servants will eat out here, and we’ll open up the servants’ lounge tomorrow. You’ll need to take the Holland covers off the beds, and fold them to be put away, and the quilts you brought can be divided up to make sure you have enough covers that are well aired.”

“Lizzy will sort out my bed,” said Esther.

“She will not; she has her own bed to sort out,” said Elinor. “You’ll sort out your own, my girl, or shiver all night without a hot brick and without enough covers. If I can sort out my own bed, and my nevvy sort out his, you can surely manage yours, unless your mother played your father false and you’re a Russian archduchess or something feeble like that.”

“I am not feeble! And my mother would never play my father false!” squealed Esther.

“Well, then, you should be capable of doing as much as anyone else,” said Elinor.  “Miss Snowe, will Tommy share your bed?”

“Yes, it will keep him warmer,” said Clara. “He kicks, but if there’s a good down mattress, it hurts less.”

“Nothing wrong with our duck-down mattresses,” said Mrs. Hymes. “And good woollen curtains on the beds, too.”

“Installed when Queen Elizabeth visited, I suppose,” said Esther.

“Oh, no, miss, nothing so new fangled and modern as that,”, said Mrs. Hymes, who had made all the bed curtains herself in her time. “They date to the oldest part of the house, in the time of Henry of Lancaster.”

Esther gave a cry of horror.

“Mrs. Hymes is teasing you, you precious ninny,” said Clara.

“What? But she can’t! She’s only a servant!” said Esther, scandalised. “I’ll have her turned off...”

“Miss Mortimer! You are not too big for me to put you over my knee and introduce you to my slipper where it might do most good!” said Elinor, awfully. “Mrs. Hymes is putting herself out to accommodate us, and all you do is carp and criticise, and then you have the impudence to complain that she amuses herself at the expense of a little peagoose who has the audacity to make snide remarks! You might make such remarks in an inn which expects to be putting people up, and for which you are paying, but to someone with the generosity to take in unexpected guests, it is the height of bad manners, low breeding, and ill nature! Take your hot brick and sort out your bed, and stay there; my Betty will light a fire for you as I will sort out her bed for her, and she will take no nonsense from you, and will slap you if you misbehave.  And you shall have nursery tea on a tray as you cannot behave like an adult, and Betty will bring you bread-and-milk. You’re plump enough to miss a meal.”

Esther gaped.

“She can’t do this!” she gasped.

“No, she could send you out in the increasing fog with snow in it to walk to the village,” said Angela. “And Clara and I will carry you, if we have to.”

“Jeb! Save me!” cried Esther, running to her erstwhile swain. He backed away.

“Eh, you’ve shown me your true colours, Miss Mortimer, and I’ve had a right lucky escape in you turning me down,” said Jeb. “I was fooled by you being as nice as pie to me, which seemingly is your way when things go your way; and at school, we knew that someone who was nice as pie when things went their way was another way of saying a bully. You think Mrs. Hymes is beneath you, for being a servant, well, she’s more of a lady than you are, and plenty of housekeepers were born ladies and, being impoverished, prefer it to being governesses. Mrs. Pugh is the daughter of a curate, and thass.... that is, I mean, something I respect.”

“I am the daughter of the rectory from some number of vicars back,” said Mrs. Hymes, quietly. “Like Miss Cubitt, I found myself homeless when my father died, and I came to the old Viscountess as a companion.”

“And that is not the point, really, though we appreciate your position,” said Clara. “The point is that Esther has not the manners of a lady to keep from mocking the servants regardless of their birth. But Angela is right, Esther; we’d carry you up. Go to your room quietly, and you may even get hot supper. And I will light your fire, so Betty is not exposed to your nasty tongue, for I am quite capable, as I am sure you are not.”

Esther retired to a cold bedroom in some dudgeon, not in the least bit impressed to be the only occupant to have a fire in her room.