Tuesday, August 25, 2026

A disturbing thought

 So, I was poking around BISAC categories, to improve the visibility of my novels, and came upon 'dark fantasy' as well as 'romantasy.' 

Tilt. 

So, the concept, 'Wedded to a Werewolf'

"Now we are married, my very dear Mr. Darcy, I must arrange a ball at Pemberley for the next full moon."

"Elizabeth, I am sorry, but we cannot have balls on  the full moon."

"Why not? everyone does, so that the guests can see to drive home." 

"I... I have something to confess, my very dear wife!" cried Fitzwilliam Darcy, in anguish, fingering his collar as if it were too tight for his agitation. "I am a werewolf! and if I am not confined on the night of the full moon, I may be... savage." 

Elizabeth's eyes opened wide. 

"Why, Mr. Darcy, that sounds more interesting than a ball," she said. 

 

....  and people read that tripe? 

 

a new face for 'Cousin Prudence'

 So, I revamped my first ever Regency, 'Cousin Prudence'  and also managed to make some of my own A+ content, only on the US page as yet, and not all of them, but I'm getting there. 

Just revamped my first regency in time for the august bank holiday
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CH33ZDC
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1484061683 

 






 

master of gothic house 8

 

Chapter 8

 

“Miss Snowe, please, and Master Snowe,” said Ram Gopal.

Clara took Tommy’s hand to go through to the interview room, curtseying when Edwin rose to bow. Tommy made a creditable leg.

“Please sit down,” said Edwin. He had arranged for a chair for Tommy with a footstool so his legs would not dangle.

“Thank you; you are thoughtful,” said Clara.

“I noticed when I passed by that Tommy preferred a stool to sit on,” said Edwin. “I hear you want to go into the navy?”

“Clara wants me to go to school and university, but in the navy I get education and pay,” said Tommy.

“Logically thought out; though it is a very big step and not easy to rectify if you feel you have made a mistake later,” said Edwin. “It’s hard work as well; but you don’t have to decide yet.”

“No, sir, thank you,” said Tommy.

“I would prefer him not to go into the navy,” said Clara. “As he is all the family I have left. I have found it challenging to travel during weather which killed our parents.”

“Is it snowing again?” said Edwin. “Well, do not worry, because you will be travelling with hot bricks and plenty of quilts, my mother felt the cold so very much. She insisted that we always travel with extra quilts, and dry firewood kept inside the coach, in case of being stranded in a snowdrift, so as to make a shelter and light a fire outside the coach, to reheat bricks and make hot drinks. I have never had to test her providence, but I do not neglect to follow her fears.”

“That makes me feel somewhat better,” said Clara. “You must think me, a native of this land, rather foolish.”

“On the contrary, I salute your courage, and consider it wise to always be careful,” said Edwin. “What did your father do?”

“He was a stockbroker,” said Clara. “He left us well enough off, but he added to our income in trading shares. I... I learned some of the craft from him, but I did not dare risk what we have in attempting to trade shares, especially as there will be people ready to try to cheat a woman.”

“Ah, you should speak with my brother-in-law,” said Edwin. “He will guide you, if you want to learn more, regardless of my choice.  I would like you to come to the house party; and perhaps you will ask Miss Cubitt to come in.”

 

Angela curtseyed.

“My lord,” she said.

Edwin froze.

“You have made some wild guesses,” he said.

“Not so very wild,” said Angela. “You were in the village. The old lord was wont to rail about his insufferable rich brother who came back from India a nabob. I gather his worst offence was in bailing him out of various crises.”

“That does rather cover it,” said Edwin, ruefully. “When did you work it out?”

“When you sent Jenny,” said Angela. “If you were sorting out dependents, it really did argue inheriting property, and Gothic House was standing waiting to be inherited.”

“And does it make a difference?”

“Not in the least, but I wanted you to know I’d worked it out, because I am vain about my intellect,” said Angela.

“And honest with it,” said Edwin. “Your goat has moved into Gothic House, you know; the vicar did not care for her at all.”

“Oh, he is a horrid man but he told me not to take any property of the living,” said Angela.

“I have threatened the Bishop over him,” said Edwin. “Dear me, you already know I belong to Gothic House.”

“What, were you hoping to hold a Christmas party in what has become a mausoleum? It should be beautiful and welcoming, but I wager Hymes and Mrs. Hymes cannot arrange that miracle.”

Edwin pulled a rueful smile.

“I planned to have a break-down outside it, and use dealing with its mausoleum-like aspect as a test, but that will not work on you.”

“No, and I suspect that apart from scaring Clara most unkindly, she will also rise to the occasion,” said Angela, severely.

“I could not know of her not unreasonable fear before planning this, alas,” said Edwin. “But I hope you will help her find her courage for the short while between accident and the relative comfort of Gothic House.”

“I believe I can do that,” said Angela.

“Tell me, as I am not taking three of the six I initially shortlisted, would Mrs. Partridge like a bit of a holiday?” asked Edwin, spontaneously. “I cannot like leaving an elderly woman alone in what is really very cold weather.”

“I will ask her, but she has not packed,” said Angela.

“Perhaps you can go and help her, whilst I set up the horses and have bricks warmed,” said Edwin.

“You are thoughtful,” said Angela.

 

Mrs. Partridge stared.

“Well, I won’t mind seeing Maggie Hymes again, no I won’t,” she said. “Let us hurry; that dratted child can guard your luggage.”

“Angela! You haven’t been dismissed, have you?” cried Clara.

“Of course she has; even an Indian won’t want anyone so blatantly ginger,” said Esther Mortimer.

“The gentleman asked if Mrs. Partridge would be an extra chaperone,” said Angela. “So, she needs to pack.”

“Oh, I am glad,” said Clara.

 

oOoOo

 

“Cor, Mrs. Partridge, ain’t you goin’ wiv the ladies?” asked Jenny, when that worthy moved to get into the shooting brake with its improvised cover.

“Bless you, Jenny, I’m chaperoning the maids,” said Mrs. Partridge, who thought it a good idea, even if Jenny was on the young side, and Clara Snowe’s Martha rather long in the tooth to need a chaperone. Esther Mortimer’s Lizzy was in need of someone to look out for her, for all her sniffy ways and assumption of superiority; and Mrs. Clitheroe’s Betty would take no nonsense from anyone, as well as being old enough to be less likely to find herself in trouble. But it was a good courtesy to show that the servants had a chaperone as well.  And both Jenny and Aggie Partridge had been told firmly by Miss Angela not to show surprise at ending up at Gothic House, where Jenny’s brother might also be found. Mrs. Partridge was not sure she entirely approved of playing games to test the women; to her mind, it was obvious that his lordship was starting to form a partiality, and she hoped there would be no tears over it.  Well, there would be, from the Mortimer chit, who thought a lot of herself, and was, in Aggie Partridge’s idiom, as much use as a wet dwile. A dwile being the local vernacular across East Anglia for a dish cloth, the comparison was not flattering.[1]

Edwin had installed a coachman and several grooms at Gothic house to deal with the coaches, and the coachman was to drive the servants; he and Ram Gopal took the box of the Berlin, glad of quilts, and hot bricks. He had the communication door to the coach cracked open a little, to eavesdrop on those within.

The snow was desultory still, perhaps a little harder than earlier, but it was settling. Clara swallowed hard.

“It’s not as if it’s up north, like where mama and papa were,” said Tommy.

“And I do not believe we are going far, or anywhere too distant from habitations,” said Clara. Tommy gripped her hand tightly as they got into the old-fashioned Berlin.

“There are spades on the back of the coach, and an axe” said Angela. “If nothing else, we can cut branches and weeds to fill up the cold space under the coach, and put blankets all around the walls and light a small fire in the shovel part of a spade to keep warm.”

“How practical you are!” said Clara.

“Vicars aren’t paid very much; you learn to compromise, and do all sorts of practical things,” said Angela.

“Totally unsuited to be the wife of a sophisticated man of town bronze,” said Esther.

“Still, at least you need to qualify that, where I’m concerned,” said Angela. “I fancy you might have to describe yourself purely with the first six words.”

“I don’t understand,” said Esther.

“You’re totally unsuited to be a wife,” said Angela.

“Girls, please,” said Elinor. “I’m not putting up with you bickering all the way; and I won’t be afraid to make anyone who is causing trouble get out and sit on the box.”

Angela subsided.

“It’s that wretched red-head...” whined Esther.

“You started it, but say any more, and I’ll finish it,” said Elinor.

Esther believed her, and fell into a sulky silence.

“Miss Cubitt, what would you do if we did get into a snowdrift?” asked Tommy.

“It’s unlikely with this small amount of snow,” said Angela. “You mean, though, if we have an accident?”

“Yes,” said Tommy.

“What a ghoulish child; children should be seen and not heard,” said Esther.

“Maybe if your parents had died of cold in a coaching accident like his, you’d have a bit of fellow feeling for a lad wanting to know contingency plans,” said Angela.

“The next poisonous comment you make, Miss Mortimer, I’ll bang on the communication door for my nevvy to stop the coach and leave you to walk back to Chelmsford,” said Elinor. “I mean it.”

“You cannot!” gasped Esther.

“Watch me,” said Elinor.

Esther huddled down in her feather quilt, sulking.

“Anyway, Tommy, you wonder about contingency plans,” said Angela, talking for the sake of talking to keep the child calm. “I imagine if anything happens to this coach, the shooting-brake will carry on, if possible, because we have a duty of care to the servants, which as a gentleman, you know. And one thing they can do is find somewhere to stop, and send back aid. There isn’t more than three miles between villages in this part of the country, or at least, big houses. And I would imagine that the gentleman and his man would likely uncouple the horses, and with you riding with your sister, put us each up onto a horse to carry us on wherever, perhaps adding our luggage to the shooting-brake. It’s not as if we are each bringing an imperial.”

Tommy giggled at this, as Angela had intended. An imperial was a huge case for clothing which usually filled the roof of a coach, and was generally made to measure, buckling onto the railings around the roof.

“What would you do if we were on moorland?” he asked.

“Is that what happened to your parents?” asked Angela. Tommy nodded, not trusting himself to speak, and she went on. “Well, as a draft comes through the bottom of the carriage, we’d want to get out and cut brush to push under it to keep warm; if it would be too far to ride, it would be kindest to let the horses loose to find somewhere, and write a note to anyone who finds them.  And then there’s the bale of hay coachmen keep which we could spread on the floor, and put extra blankets on the walls, like being in a four-poster bed, and we could keep each other warm. And if there were some small trees, we could build a little shack out from one side, so we could have a fire, sheltered enough from the snow.” Angela had no idea how practical this idea might be, but it seemed to fire Tommy’s imagination, and soothe his fears.

Then, the coach came to a halt.

Edwin opened the communications door.

“Not to worry, ladies, but we had a problem with one wheel; I’ll see what I can do, but there’s a village up ahead where I can hope to find a wheelwright.”

Tommy and Clara both looked apprehensive.

“Well, if there’s a village ahead, we shan’t have to go far, if anything happens,” said Angela, who knew something was going to happen.

The coach started off again, and Clara looked relieved.

And then there was a sharp CRACK! noise, and the coach lurched to one side. Tommy whimpered, once, then firmed his jaw.

“We men will take care of the ladies,” he said, firmly.

“Of course you will,” said Angela.

The communication door opened.

“The wheel has broken,” said Edwin. “But we’re almost at the gates of a large house; I suggest we take our luggage up to the house and ask for hospitality. I cannot see that they would refuse us.”

“It would be churlish to do so,” said Elinor.

Edwin was uncoupling the horses, when Jeb Curtis’s shooting-brake pulled level.

“Trouble, Annesley?” he asked.

“Oh, hello, Curtis,” said Edwin. “Yes, a small accident. Will you carry the ladies up to the house? More comfortable for them than riding, and Ram Gopal and I will lead the horses.”

“Not a problem,” said Jeb.  “I don’t really want to take my nags much further in this muck, either. Fog’s coming down.”

“Mr. Curtis! Are you following me?” demanded Esther.

“Why would I do that?” said Jeb. “You made I clear you have no interest in me. Still, I got to know Annesley because I care enough to find out about a man you might be hoping will court you.”

“Oh!” said Esther, blushing.

“Let us hurry, so Mr. Curtis does not have to keep his team waiting in the cold too long, nor the other vehicle with the servants,” said Angela, helping Elinor down, and then leaping down to lift Tommy for Clara. She looked up into Jeb’s face as he helped her up, and thought him quite the most handsome man she had ever seen, an honest, countryman’s face, but regular of feature, with twinkling blue eyes, and a thatch of straw-coloured hair which she itched to smooth down and tame. She flushed. This would never do! She was supposed to hope for an offer from Lord Aldermede, the Indian gentleman.

They took the hot bricks, cooling, but still with some heat, and the quilts.

“After all, they might be short of bedding, even if they have rooms,” said Clara, practically. “That way, we can always offer to bed down on a bare floor or in the stable loft if they are full to bursting with a Christmas house party, as they might well be. Our Saviour did not scorn to be born in a byre, and at this time of year, we should be aware of that.” It was apparent that her spirits had returned with the prospect of somewhere to shelter.

It was a cold drive in the open shooting-brake up the gravel drive to Gothic house, but it was not far, if not walking. Edwin left the four horses with Ram Gopal, and rang the bell.

Hymes answered the door.

“Good afternoon; we have had a coaching accident,” said Edwin. “This gentleman has kindly driven on the ladies, but we cannot continue until we have a new wheel. Can you put us up?”

“There’s nobody at home, strictly speaking,” said Hymes, “And only me and my wife; but you’re welcome to take pot luck. The old viscount took and died, but we do have some provender.”

He stood back to let everyone in, the ladies carrying their own luggage, and some of the quilts.

 



[1] Whatever anyone says, dwile flonking is not an ancient pub game. My parents knew the people who invented it for Beccles fete and came up with ‘evidence’ for its spurious origins.

Monday, August 24, 2026

Master of Gothic House 7

 

Chapter 7

 

Angela, meanwhile, had smiled at Clara and Tommy.

“Do you really want to go to sea?” she asked Tommy, moving closer to the pair, and the dour-faced older maid with them, who sniffed at the question.

“I like sailing,” said Tommy. “And if I have to go away to school, I might as well go away somewhere where I get paid, and be the man of the house, like I ought to be.”

“You should not have to be thinking about that,” sighed Clara.

“Indeed not, Master Tommy!” said the maid.

“This is Martha; our sole servant,” said Clara. “She disapproves of me doing this but I have to provide for Tommy somehow, so we shut up the house. I could sell it, I suppose, but it’s our contact with the past, and with our parents.”

“Is it tactless to ask what happened?” asked Angela. “I’m with Mrs. Partridge, or Cookie, who used to be the cook-housekeeper for my family, she has her own little bakery shop, but I want to be able to look after her properly. And Jenny is my maid.”

“Our parents died in a road accident about a year ago,” said Clara. “The weather was bad, they decided to hurry home, and... well, what exactly happened, nobody knows, but they went off the road, and they, the coachman, and the horses all perished in the cold. It’s taken a lot of willpower to travel by coach to come here, especially in winter. Papa left a decent living in the funds, but not for Tommy to go to school and university, as he was a stockbroker and we relied on his dealings.”

“Oh, no, how dreadful!” said Angela.  “At least I had some expectation of losing my parents, who were older parents, my father died and my mother followed him. But of course, that makes me homeless, as the new vicar needs the vicarage.”

“Well, if neither of us is chosen, perhaps you and Mrs. Partridge will come and live with us, and I’ll  learn bakery,” said Clara. “It’s a large house for just two of us.”

“Why, how generous!” said Angela. “I do hope he chooses someone like you, for I have a suspicion that I have met him, and as well as being very good looking, he is downplaying his wealth, I think. Though if the place he has inherited is mortgaged to the hilt, having a practical wife would be helpful, I should imagine.”

“So long as Tommy does not want, I do not care,” said Clara. “Though it would be nice to find that I could find a man I might like and even come to love.”

“If he is who I think he is, he is very charismatic,” said Angela.

They scarcely heeded Jane Northcote leaving dramatically as they began to chat about the current fashions, to Tommy’s disgust, alleviated by Jenny producing a length of string to teach him cat’s cradle.

The Indian servant with the turban came, and called, “Abigail  Hendry.”

 

oOoOo

 

“I am sorry, Miss Hendry, but I have difficulty believing that you are twenty summers old,” said Edwin, as Alexandra gave a schoolgirl bob and sat at his invitation.

“Oh, dear, that’s because I’m Miss Alexandra, not Miss Hendry,” said Alexandra.  “But I am sixteen and nearly out of the schoolroom, you know, and when Abigail balked at the last minute, it seemed like a good idea to come and explain why, and at least fulfil her implied promise to be available.”

“Miss Hendry,” said Elinor, tartly, “I have to wonder whether you understand what it is for which you are volunteering; and I wonder at your mother permitting this.”

“Oh, believe me, ma’am, I have a better idea of what I might be letting myself in for than my older sister who is... well, Mama said she was blue when she was born, and her understanding is severely limited. I asked if she was ready for the discomfort of childbirth and she said she could wear a thick cloak to protect against the spines of searching under a gooseberry bush for a baby.  Yes, exactly!” she added as neither Elinor nor Edwin could fully suppress a grimace. “My sister is the sweetest person, but she did not perfectly understand when Mama explained about growing up to her, and she... well, she had hysterics when it was explained. Only I have four younger sisters, and Charley is at university and is very expensive, because boys are, and Christopher will be needing to go to a good school soon, so one of us must marry well to make sure the rest are cared for, and to be honest, I thought the prospect of India prodigious exciting, as I have ambitions to see the world, and would not be satisfied, as Abigail would, with a pink silk gown and chocolate to drink every day.” She came up for air.

“My goodness!” said Elinor, faintly.

“Well, I have to allow that you are a corky lass to consider such a thing,” said Edwin. “But I fear I was hoping for a wife a little closer to me in age, to be a partner and a helpmate. I mean, in the general scheme of things, the disparity in age of a little under a decade would be less... considerable... were you two-and-twenty, and I was two-and-thirty, but as things stand...”

“I will inevitably get older,” said Alexandra. “And I don’t mind only having one new bonnet a year in order to see my siblings have a decent life.”

“I want to talk to your mother; go and wait in the other room and send her in,” said Edwin.

 

Mrs. Hendry curtseyed, and took a seat.

“She’s very mature for her age,” she said, with a sigh. “My husband left us the house, and enough to live on frugally, but Charley isn’t used to being frugal, and, well, we can scarcely maintain him at university, especially having had to buy off a young woman with whom he became entangled.  And Alexandra has virtually reared the younger ones as Abigail is almost a full time job herself. We’ve had to let all but a married couple as servants go, and they accept lower wages than they should, to remain with the family. I had to refuse to pay for a valet for Charley, and he feels it most keenly, as the other fellows all have personal servants but he must rely on the scouts. I gather that’s what they call the university servants.”

“It strikes me, madam, that if this son of yours was a decent sort of character, he would have come down from Oxford to take a job, to help his family out, instead of being a drain on the resources,” said Edwin, tartly. “I find it incredible that you are prepared to sacrifice your very young daughter to maintain the lifestyle of a selfish young man who sounds as if he has the makings of a libertine, and the family feeling of a cuckoo.”

Mrs. Hendry burst into tears.

“Oh, I did not want poor Charley to suffer!” she sobbed. “His father was so proud of his achievements; he was an army man, sold out and invested his sell-out when his older brother died, and he inherited the place. It’s got a home farm, which helps, but he wanted Charley to have the advantages of being the son of the squire, so I have not been quite honest with Charley about how hard it has been.”

“Well then!” said Edwin. “I am going to write to my man of business right away, and tell him that he is to look over your property and your finances, and see what can be done to help you; but on the condition that you write an honest letter to your son, to explain how things are. Is he in his final year?”

“No, he is in his second year,” admitted Mrs. Hendry. “He complained so much when he was at home in the long holidays, about eating cheap cuts of meat, and he actually threw a leg of mutton at me. He is not used to making do....”

“I see,” said Edwin, appalled at this behaviour. “I can offer him a position in my India office, where he might make a man of himself.”

“I don’t think he’d accept it,” said Mrs. Hendry.

“I think I can induce him to do so,” said Edwin, who had every intention of telling his brother in law to have this infernal young wastrel kidnapped, and waking up on a ship to India, and offered the choice between being a common seaman, and taking the position as a clerk in Edwin’s importing business. The boy did not deserve a sister like Alexandra, but Edwin did not feel he could marry a schoolgirl, however corky she might be.  He went on, “Take Miss Alexandra home, and as well as sending my man of affairs I will see about finding her a sponsor in a year’s time. Perhaps starting as my aunt’s companion; after all, she does entertain, and it would give Miss Alexandra a wider social sphere.”

“Oh! You are all that is good,” said Mrs. Hendry.

Elinor sighed quietly; she thought her nephew too generous, but it was hard not to admire the plucky Alexandra.

“Yes, I will take her on as my companion,” Elinor agreed.

They managed to get rid of Mrs. Hendry and her effusive thanks.

“I take it you have plans for Charley,” said Elinor.

“I am about to take a hand in his further education in life,” said Edwin. “Much will depend on how he reacts to his mother’s letter, but if he needs to learn a bit more to be a gentleman, I know a most excellent tutor.  A former clerk of mine, late of the army, and quite prepared to be blunt.” It would cost more than keeping Charley in university, but hopefully would prove an object lesson.

Edwin called for coffee and a light nuncheon to be sent for the ladies as well as for himself, Elinor and Ram Gopal, whilst he composed a letter to James Ringshall, and directed him to go to see the Hendry estate, as well as asking one Master Sergeant Debenham to come out of retirement to break and build a recruit.

 

“I wonder if there’s a reason for the order in which he is seeing us,” said Clara.

“Probably the order in which he got the letters,” said Angela. “Tempting as it is to hope that he’s saving the ones he liked the sound of best to last, I suspect it’s something more mundane. Two of three sent away, though, though at least he fed Alexandra and her mother; they don’t seem too upset.”

The mother and daughter had finished eating, and Alexandra ran over.

“Thank you both, you stood up against those old cats,” she said. “I might meet whichever one of you marries him again; I’m going to be his aunt’s companion. And I think he’s going to sort out my brother. Do you think it wicked of me to sometimes dislike Charley for all his demands so sometimes we have to live on potato and turnip stew several days of the week so he can pay his tailor?  And he’s become very arrogant since he was up at university, and demanding.”

“I think it’s very reasonable to dislike someone who behaves like that,” said Angela. “Especially when you compare him to Tommy, here, who is ready to go into the navy to help his sister out. That’s what brothers who are real men do.”

“Well, I hope the Indian gentleman plants Charley a facer,” said Alexandra. “Oh, bother, I’m not supposed to copy his sporting cant.”

“We’ll pretend we didn’t hear,” said Clara.

 

Edwin might not intend planting his fist into Charles Hendry’s face in a physical sense, though he had no doubt he would be capable of doing so, but he sauntered into the main tap to leave a couple of letters, which he scrupulously franked, now he was a viscount and entitled to do so. James would groan over Edwin’s quixotic generosity to a widow and her long family, but Edwin had no doubt that James would find a way to help her to recoup her fortunes somewhat, if the expensive Charley was out of the picture, even if only by moving temporarily to less pleasant surroundings and letting the house to some wealthy cit for a year or two. After all, it sounded as if Mrs. Hendry had been used to following the drum before her husband sold out. Making do seemed second nature, and sometimes one had to regroup. He had suggested the phrase to James in a postscript before sealing the letters and leaving them for the post.

Just two women to go, and then they could be on their way.

 

Edwin had also seen to having nuncheon provided for Doctor Mortimer, and Jeb Curtis, and a brief note that Miss Mortimer would be joining the house party, if Doctor Mortimer wished to get home in the light. He would send word to have Jeb’s equipage readied as soon as his own was ready to leave; and directions to the young man in case he lost them.

He would have to be quick in the last two interviews; but then, the idea of an accident as darkness was closing in was more or less what Edwin had planned for.