8
Luke did not intend to use
noisy means to achieve his goal if he might do so otherwise. He got up half an
hour after midnight, sneering at the women keeping country hours, and slunk
along the gallery to Lucy’s bedroom. He gently turned the handle, and felt the
door give. Good! Too stupid to lock the door. He had a dark lantern and made
his way to the dressing-table where he thought it likely that the reticule
might be found.
It was not there.
That left the commode, he
thought, moving over to the curtained bed.
There was no reticule on
the commode at the side of the bed. He went round to the other side.
He drew back the curtain,
intending to terrorise the governess into talking about where Lucy was; or to
break her scrawny neck and terrorise Lucy herself if she was there. By the time
he had burned her with a candle, and threatened to put her eyes out, she would
talk. And perhaps he might take advantage of the fact that he was going to kill
her anyway, so it did not matter if he had his will of her as well, to make her
tell him where the key was, and then she would never speak of it to anyone as
he would break her neck too, and set a fire as soon as he had his treasure.
But nobody lay in the bed;
not the governess, not Lucy. There was nothing but a Holland cover over it.
Luke was nonplussed.
Surely the governess woman
had not fled? He searched the room, lighting several candles. There was no
luggage here, either. Could she have moved to another room? She surely was not
pleasuring the solicitor? No, highly unlikely. She must have moved rooms,
knowing that she should fear him. Well, it was unfortunate, but that was how it
was.
Luke went back to his room
for his gunpowder, and put the barrel at the base of the figurehead. He did not
tamp it, not knowing that he should do so; and not knowing how. He put the slow
match into the barrel, and stretched it out as far as it would go. It did not
go all the way through the door of the gallery, but that did not seem important
to Luke. It was very long.
He lit the slow match; and
watched the little red spark crawl its way along the line of match.
It did not occur to him to
retire through the door at the end of the gallery.
The spark made its way to
the barrel, and crept over its edge. Luke gave a savage, ungentlemanly grin.
And then the world
detonated.
Luke did not have time to
feel triumph.
Luke did not have time to
feel anything beyond pain in his ears, and the sensation of flying. He was
vaguely aware of Henderson’s voice crying out in horror.
Henderson swore blind to
the end of his days that the figurehead, outraged, reached out and picked Luke
up and threw him over the balcony. With
all the smoke, anyone might argue that he could not have seen anything; but
nobody in Fenwick-cum-Tadreth ever doubted Henderson’s version. Luke had
offended the spirit of the old pirate; and paid the price.
Bits of burning barrel went
everywhere, and Henderson had the presence of mind to bang on the curious gong
used in days of yore as a dinner gong, before going about the business of
getting water and wetted blankets to beat out the charring bits of barrel
debris before they might set light to any of the ancient oak of the house. The
diamond-paned windows on the lower floor had shaken in their frames, but though
the lead around them had buckled in places, they remained substantially intact,
so at least there was no draught to make small fires burn hotter.
Lucy and Arabella emerged
to see what was toward, and joined Henderson in his mission, beating out any
bits of burning debris.
“And a hem good job thet du
be there du-ant be no tapestries in here,” said Henderson.
His wife joined them. She
set up a screech seeing Luke’s body on the floor, and threw up the apron she
was wearing incongruously over her nightgown, to cover her face,
“Do-ant yew be such a fewl,
Martha,” said Henderson. “That cutty little tyke tried to blow up the Black
Snake’s lady, ar, an’ the owd captain put his spirit in her, and she threw him
down.”
“Mrs. Henderson, please
check if he still lives,” said Lucy. Mrs. Henderson went over to Luke’s body,
and trembling she touched his face.
“He... he is dead,” she
said. “Oh, Master Luke, why did you do it?”
“Greed,” said Lucy. “Come, Mrs. Henderson; we have the fires out,
I think. You may lay him out, but now, I think, we shall all be in need of a
cup of tea. The vicar might be called in the morning.”
“My goodness!” Mr. Death
had emerged. “Gunpowder! You were not exaggerating Mr. Fenwick’s lethal designs
at all, Miss Bellington!”
“Well, as you have not been
man enough to help beat out fires, perhaps you will spend your time tomorrow
discovering where Luke obtained gunpowder, in order to report it at the inquest
which must surely ensue,” said Lucy, tartly. “Collecting facts of so prosaic a
nature where you cannot make up stories of romancing should not be beyond your
ability.”
“I... I am sorry that I
permitted Mr. Fenwick to poison my mind with tales of you being highly strung
and inclined to romance, Miss Fenwick,” said Death.
“Doubtless he is sorrier,
right now,” said Lucy. “Well, I doubt
any of us will be going back to sleep, so when we have had a cup of tea, we
shall tidy up, have an early breakfast, and it will be your job, Mr. Death, to
inform the vicar, the coroner, and anyone else who should be informed. Oh!
Henry!”
Henry had burst in.
“I was in the stables,
watching over the horses,” he said. “By Jove! What a mess!”
“And yet, I fancy no
serious structural damage,” said Lucy. “The figurehead is quite intact.”
“And a blessing the windows
did not blow out,” said Henry. “There, my love, you are safe.”
Lucy melted into his arms,
and pulled off the ring-beard before he kissed her.
“Dear me, most irregular,”
murmured Mr. Death.
“Not a word from you,” said
Arabella.
Mr. Death’s word was at
least enough to convene an inquest the next day, and Henry attended as himself.
Lucy and Arabella did not have to go, as the two men, with asides from
Henderson, were enough to give a clear picture. Mr. Death produced two
gunsmiths from King’s Lynn to make deposition that Mr. Luke Fenwick had
attempted to purchase a large amount of gunpowder from them, proving intent and
planning to cause structural damage and possibly intent to kill.
“It went fine,” said Henry,
to Lucy, kissing her, on their return. “The jury returned a verdict of ‘Death
by misadventure whilst engaged in felonious destruction of property.’
Apparently, the whole village was wakened by the detonation, and Henderson’s
version was accepted with far more alacrity than the coroner’s dry summation.”
“It makes for a better
story,” said Lucy. “I hope Henderson was not in trouble for expressing his
tale?”
“No, the coroner looked
over the top of his glasses and hinted that the spirit of the old captain of
the Black Snake mostly resided in dregs from the late Mr. Lucius Fenwick’s
brandy bottles,” said Henry. “Henderson was put out, but the coroner moved
swiftly on. I was able to attest that Luke was inclined from childhood to
perform often quite crazy feats of what he considered retribution for being
thwarted.” He hesitated. “I told how, when you were awarded the surviving pup
of a litter, he killed it rather than let you have it.”
Lucy’s eyes filled with
tears.
“I was heartbroken, and
Uncle Lucius was convinced he had accidentally handled the pup too roughly,”
she said.
“He was trying to protect
you, hoping you would not realise how nasty Luke was,” said Henry. “I am sorry
to bring it up.”
“I need to deal with the
horror of it,” said Lucy. “I’m glad he’s dead.”
The funeral was next day, at night according
to custom. If it was not entirely appropriate for the season, the vicar was
sympathetic to wanting the whole business over and done with. Naturally, Lucy
and Arabella did not attend, and it was a very quiet service. Mrs. Henderson cried all evening, and Lucy took over the kitchen
and cooked bubble-and-squeak with sausage cakes and plenty of fried eggs,
because it was comfort food. Nobody complained.
They attended the Christmas
service as a family, and the vicar read the banns for Henry and Lucy. It was a
moment of normalcy, and Lucy relaxed for the first time since arriving at
Fenwick Hall. Joyfully she sang out the old carols, and gave thanks to G-d for
the chance to be alive to celebrate Christmas, and that Luke had brought his fate
upon himself, and that she and Arabella had not needed to bring about his end.
They cut evergreens for the vestibule on the way home, to be there until
Twelfth Night.
“Next year, for our first
married Christmas, we will decorate properly, and hold a house party,” said
Lucy, firmly.
“Yes, and it was well done
to mention our need for servants in church; with luck we shall have a few girls
take up the position,” said Henry. “I will advertise for help for Henderson,
and to be trained up to take over. I thought
my own stable staff might move in? I have a coachman, a stablehand, and a boy,
who is the coachman’s son.”
“That seems a good idea,”
said Lucy. “And after we have attended the service for Holy Innocents on the
twenty-eighth, all concerned shall choose a keepsake from the treasure.”
True to her word, Lucy
invited the Hendersons, Mr. Death, Arabella, and Henry to the library, where
she spread the treasure still there all over the table.
“Mercy me!” said Mrs.
Henderson.
Henderson surprised her in
choosing a ring.
“It makes me look like a
man o’ affairs,” he said. “An’ I cin flash it down at the ‘Three Feathers,’ and
tell the story.”
Mrs. Henderson picked a
cross on a chain, and Mr. Death chose a pair of gold coins to be put onto
cuff-links. Arabella picked some hair
pins, and Henry also chose a ring.
“I want to wear one of
these necklaces to get married,” said Lucy, “But it belongs with the treasure.”
Lucy indeed wore one of the
emerald necklaces to be married in, once the banns had been read three times.
Four girls from the village had volunteered, and though they waited still for a
couple of footmen, Henry’s own coachman and groom moved into the stables.
The figurehead was
scorched, but no more, and wore a garland of mistletoe, as she had brought
Henry and Lucy together.
“I don’t think Luke ever
knew that the treasure was already gone,” said Lucy. “Should I have told him?”
“No; he would probably have
strangled you,” said Henry. “Come, my dear wife, the master suite awaits us,
and I am glad that you made the mistress chamber into a parlour. And that most
of the treasure is back behind its protective sundial. I can sleep easier.”
“A wife cleaves to her
husband.... and puts her cold feet on him,” said Lucy.
“Oh, now, my wife, I must
see if I can find a way to warm you and your feet up,” said Henry.
If Lucy retained cold feet,
it was not for want of effort.
Henry and Lucy continued to
fly the Jolly Roger on the house’s flagmast, and with wise investments of the
treasure they converted to cash, they prospered.
Arabella married the vicar
in due course, and set up a village school, which was also funded with pirate
gold. The Hendersons retired when they had trained up replacements, and
everyone except Luke, and a certain crooked sergeant, who was discovered and
court-martialled, lived happily ever after.