Saturday, November 22, 2025

Madhouse Bride 15

 sorry to be late; Simon had a fit of the muse last night, and I wanted to encourage him!  moreover, we'd got the study warm and there was thick frost out and upstairs was perishing cold.

 

Chapter 15

 

Monday started fair, but dissolved into misty rain as they journeyed on. The horses were fresh, however, and Julian had every expectation that they would manage the forty odd miles into York.

Anne was much heartened for having rested for several days and was more than happy to go on. She and Lucy were already fast friends. They sang together as the coach bowled over the road towards York, and Julian smiled as their harmonious voices filtered through the connecting hatch.

“Ladies be in good heart,” said Joseph.

“Indeed, and they had need with a long day on the road,” said Julian. “It’ll eight hours with the stops for the nags, and that only if there are no accidents to hold us up where the road to the west peels off. It has, if I recall correctly, a sharp slope down to the Great North Road, and some fools take it too fast.”

This had been discovered by Denver and Wilcox the day before, when they had peeled off, not expecting their quarry to go into York.  They had happened upon an accident which, though not fatal, was slow to clear, a young sportsman having overtaken a heavy wagon of barrels only to find himself into the traffic of the Great North Road before being able to pull back in and had lost his curricle to the hoofs of an oncoming mailcoach, slewing him completely round. The brewer’s dray, having braked too hard to avoid the sportsman, overturned as it tried to overtake the horses, and the traffic had ground to a halt for fully four hours whilst everything was sorted out. Denver and Wilcox had been forced to put up at Peckfield, hardly any distance onto the westward road, calling perdition upon those who had caused the accident.

The dray should not have been delivering on a Sunday, of course, but a man behind his schedule does what he can; and finds that short cuts make long delays.  Julian noted that there was debris, and was glad not to have had to witness an accident.

It may be noted that of any barrels of ale, beer, porter or other alcoholic beverage which rolled past the sight of the dray driver, when he righted and reloaded his dray, all had since vanished as if by magic, by the means locals tend to manage when free booze is in the offing. The small barrel of brandy might have vanished into the boot of the mailcoach whilst the coachman was remonstrating and the guards removing obstacles.

A small barrel in the road was, after all, an obstacle.

None of this was known to Julian, of course, any more than to Denver and Wilcox, who had long left Peckfield when Julian passed the turnoff towards it. From hereon it was plain sailing into York, if a tedious distance. And the weather cleared up to be a very fine day, with a touch of warmth in the sun, even.

Julian was much heartened. It was pleasant to drive under a warm sun, and he hoped it would last.

 

With Lucy’s instructions, and the help of a watchman, Julian soon found the direction of Lucy’s aunt, and tooled up to the door.

The butler was intimidating.

“Please inform Lady Corbythwaite that her niece is here on an extended visit, having travelled in the chaperonage of my wife, Lady Ravenscar,” said Julian.

“Yes, my lord; will you and your lady and miss come within?” said the butler, thawing at Julian’s undoubtable upper class accent and title.

The vestibule was panelled, with a black and white tiled floor, and looked, thought Anne, as if it had come out of a seventeenth century Dutch painting.

Presently, the butler returned.

“Her ladyship will see you now,” he said.

He led the way to a salon, decked out with blue Chinese silk embroidered with bright flowers, after the manner of the previous century.  Lucy immediately ran to the austere lady sat on a high-backed chair, and flung herself to her knees to bury her face in her lap.

“Goodness, child! Anyone would think the woes of the world driven by the devil incarnate were at your back,” said Lady Corbythwaite, her hand rubbing circles on Lucy’s back belying the harsh words.

“I fancy, to Miss Denleigh, it comes to the same thing,” said Julian, calmly. “We came upon two young chubs and a broken curricle who appear to have been trying to help Miss Denleigh escape from being pushed into marriage by her parents, and Mis Denleigh, driving another curricle, fleeing to try to reach the haven of your doors.”

“Well, that’s as clear as mud; I had a Sir Arthur Fossingdean here yesterday, believing Lucy to be ahead of him,” said Lady Corbythwaite. “He seemed a pleasant enough young man, and plainly besotted with Lucy; I was wondering what the problem was.”

“Saddlebacks!” Lucy wailed into her lap.

Lady Corbythwaite drew a pair of lorgnettes to regard her niece.

“Addled by driving at speed, no doubt,” she said.

“I understand Sir Arthur, being inarticulate in his ability to profess his profound regard for Miss Denleigh, instead delivered himself of a lecture about hogs,” said Julian, amused. “And whilst it is important for a lady to enter into the interests of her prospective husband, hogs are not the most romantic subject with which to excite the regard.”

“Hmmph,” said Lady Corbythwaite. “In other words, he made a bumblebroth of it; but a man who can put bacon on the table is a better man to marry than one of fine sentiments and no ability to provide.”

“Lady Ravenscar said much the same,” said Lucy, from her muffled position.

Lady Corbythwaite raised her lorgnettes to Anne.

“Well! I wouldn’t have expected such sense from a girl as pretty as you, but I’m pleased and impressed.  I heard nothing of a marriage of Ravenscar.”

“My father arranged a betrothal,” said Anne.

“And to be honest, we’re a bit premature, since Anne has a wicked uncle who is trying to get hold of her inheritance, by painting her deranged, and we are heading for the border to prevent him and his paid doctor declaring any just cause and impediment. Once married, any consideration for her mental state becomes my responsibility.”

“Bless my soul!” said Lady Corbythwaite. She pulled the bell.

The butler came in.

“Madam?” he said.

“Run immediately to Sir Arthur’s hotel, and tell him that he is on no account to leave town. He may court Miss Lucy on her terms under my auspices and without interference from my daffy-pated sister and her cretin,” said Lady Corbythwaite. “And pray, what has you in whoops, Lucy?” she added as the butler bowed his way out.

“Your very accurate description of my parents,” said Lucy. “But more, the concept of poor Jeeby having to run.”

“It’ll do him good,” said Lady Corbythwaite.

“Well, then!” said Julian. “Anne and I will seek lodgings for the night and bid you farewell, and, I trust, a better understanding with Sir Arthur.”

“Certainly not; you will stay overnight,” said Lady Corbythwaite. “Drat that man, he’s already at an errand,” she added, ringing the bell with jangled gloomily. 

A middle-aged woman came in.

“I’m sorry, my lady, I can’t find Jeeby,” she said.

“I sent him on an errand,” said Lady Corbythwaite. “Lord and Lady Ravenscar are staying overnight; send the boy to show their carriages to the mews and their servants into the house, and see to having a pair of rooms warmed for them, and one for my niece, Lucy, and if my sister and whassisname turn up, they can go to a hotel.”

“Very good, my lady,” said the housekeeper.

“You’re not fond of your brother-in-law,” said Anne.

“He was a young fool when he was courting Daisy – Margaret by rights, but I always called her Daisy – and he’s an old fool now to think a high-spirited girl will put up with an arranged marriage without more courting than a load of husbandry. I learned to love my Corby’s – that’s Corbythwaite’s – lands well enough, and to raise his boy by his first marriage to love the land too, and he runs it now and lets me use the house in York for my lifetime, as long as I keep a room for him. But Corby never talked once about sheep until he was sure my affections were engaged. My! And what a fine tup he was,” she added, staring into the distance.

Anne, very firmly, did not look at Julian. She was afraid it would prove too much for her equanimity, and it would not be polite to laugh.

 

At dinner, Lady Corbythwaite turned her steely gaze on Julian.

“I understand you are planning to go to Scotland to wed?” she said.

“Yes, ma’am, and we became caught up with your niece on the way, and could scarcely leave her stranded,” said Julian.

“Well! It ain’t everyone who would be so kindly, so unless you want to drive all the way, I might be able to help you,” said Lady Corbythwaite. “It’s a day’s drive to Flamborough Head, but part  of my widow’s portion is my husband’s fishing fleet, and I dare say any one of my captains would divert for you, for a small fee.”

“Now, that would be a welcome boost,” said Julian.

“You can leave your second coach in my mews, and the coachmen too, if you want; though you’ll doubtless want one to be waiting for you when you sail back into port,” said Lady Corbythwaite. “The boats are all named for being corbies – crows, you know.  Seacrow, Stormcrow, Wavecrow, Thundercrow, Windcrow, and Foamcrow.”

“Oh!” cried Anne, “How fortunate if ‘Stormcrow’ is available, for it is what the servants call Julian if he is in a bad mood.”

“I’ll write a letter to Captain Higgs, then,” said Lady Corbythwaite.

“And you must feel free to use my carriage, and the services of Joseph, whom I shall leave here,” said Julian. “Robbie can wait in Flamborough.”

“It’s about forty miles; you shouldn’t have any trouble,” said Lady Corbythwaite. “You’d be fiddle-faddling about on the road another four days to get into Scotland, and the same back, you’ll be back by boat in two days. Plus the day each way to the coast. Half the time, and less tiring. Good. And by the time you’re back, if all is well, that idiot pig farmer will have his promise ring on Lucy’s finger,  unless he’s a total clunch. And he didn’t seem to be a total clunch when I spoke to him.”

“We both wish them good luck,” said Anne, gravely.

 

oOoOo

 

Denver was busy asking after a blond man and a dark young woman on the road to the west; and having nobody remembering them, nor Ravenscar’s distinctive crest, he came to a decision.

“They’ve tried to confuse us by going through York,” he said. “We’ll have to go back there.

Wilcox sighed.

“Oh, well, I suppose there’s no helping it,” he said.

They turned round, and drove back towards York, staying in the same inn they had stopped at on the way down the western road.

 

oOoOo

 

Sir Arthur was coming calling, with exotic flowers from a forcing house, as Julian and Anne were leaving in the morning. He was a slender man saved from looking like a well-bred sheep by having an acquiline nose.

“My dear fellow! Best of luck,” said Julian. “Anne, my wife, you know, has been hearing all about you from Miss Denleigh, and I fancy she’d like you very well if you manage not to be a walking advertisement for the virtues of Saddleback porkers.”

Sir Arthur blushed.

“I don’t get tonguetied talking about husbandry,” he said.

“You’re an idiot,” said Julian. “Ask her about her avocations, and make intelligent comments and sound as if you are interested. Take the girl sketching if that’s something she does, and ask if she takes it into embroidery or any other craft. Then you won’t have to talk at all, and you can revisit the saddlebacks in telling her how sweet the piglings are and ask if she would rather have a kitten or a puppy.”

“Thank you!” said Sir Arthur, earnestly. “Well, Ravenscar should know; you have a reputation. All behind you now you’re wed?”

“Oh, absolutely,” said Julian. “Best of luck!”

“Thank you!” said Sir Arthur.

“I’m not sure he’s any older on the inside than either of her puppies of swains,” giggled Anne as they set off.

“No man in love is truly much out of his teens when it comes to confidence in addressing his beloved,” said Julian. “Some of us have learned to hide it better, though.”

“Really, you were nervous?” asked Anne.

“Tremendously,” said Julian. “I met a splendid and intrepid girl, and I was tipsy at the time and terrified I’d ruined my chances.”

“Never!” said Anne. “You appeared out of the gloom like an angel ready to whisk me away in a chariot, if not of fire, at least of… of rescue.”

“Ah, it was fated,” said Julian.  “I want to kiss you, but we have to maintain propriety with Meggie and Jem.”

“No we don’t,” said Anne. “Not if we give them leave to bill and coo when we are.”

“What a good idea,” said Julian. “Permission extended.” He drew Anne into his arms to kiss her.

Such a pleasant pastime could not account for all the drive east, but the young couples enjoyed a number of interludes as they came into Flamborough, that pretty village, and could see both the old, octagonal lighthouse built in the seventeenth century from local chalk, and the new edifice that was only ten years old. Most of the village was built with the local chalk and thatched, with a few modern brick buildings. The cries of the seabirds was almost deafening! 

Julian went in search of Captain Higgs amongst the fishing craft, and soon found him.

Higgs laboriously read the letter from his lady, and spat onto the sound.

“If you and yours can be on my boat inside half an hour, we can go on the tide tonight,” he said.

“Splendid,” said Julian. He negotiated a price, and he, Anne, Jem, and Meggie embarked on the ‘Stormcrow’.

The cabin was basic; but Higgs swore they would be in Scotland for breakfast. With their own quilts, the two young couples made themselves snug, with bread and cheese purchased by Jem at the local inn.

 

 

Friday, November 21, 2025

Madhouse Bride 14 cliffie bonus

 

Chapter 14

 

“I was going to leave your curricle here for you, Peter, honestly, I was, and the horses, but I wanted to get to an inn without you both quarrelling over me, and there isn’t room for three,” said Lucy.

The boys exchanged glances.

“She’s logical,” said Toby.

“And possibly correct,” said Peter.

“But still a wretch,” said Toby. “And would be well served if we both washed our hands of her.”

“You wouldn’t!” gasped Lucy.

Anne dismounted.

“Come and make yourself comfortable and we shall leave the gentlemen to sort out matters regarding the use and misuse of Mr. Carstairs’s curricle,” she said. “You are welcome to come with us, but if you marry either of those little boys, I shall have to say, you lack common sense. Neither of them is old enough for marriage.”

“I was coming to that conclusion myself, but what else am I to do?” said Lucy, as Anne led her away.

“Ravenscar will think of something,” said Anne.

“You have a lot of faith in him,” said Lucy. “I’m not sure men are that capable really.”

“Ravenscar literally saved my life which is a long and unpleasant story which I am not about to impart to a stranger,” said Anne. “He is a rock.  I fancy I may be his rock as well, which is how it should be, partners who rely on each other. Your young swains did at least leap to your rescue; you have to grant them that.”

“But without a plan.”

“And what was your plan when you ran away with exploding bandboxes?”

“Oh! That is too bad of Toby! I had dropped one of my bandboxes, and the rope slipped, that is all! I meant to make my way to my aunt in York, but I thought that eloping might do as well, and would at least get us heading in the right direction, so I decided I could suggest going to my aunt when we were closer to York.”

“So long as you told him before he veered west for Gretna.”

“Oh, well, there would be signposts to York, I am sure,” said Lucy. She took off her bonnet, revealing a cloud of dark hair much like Anne’s.

Anne laughed.

“Why, if nothing else, Julian and I might play the decoy for you and Peter,” she said. “Once we’ve left you in York. How far behind you are your parents?”

“I don’t know, but they were packing when Peter left,” said Lucy.

“Well, that rather depends how long your parents usually take to get ready for a journey,” said Anne.

“Days,” said Lucy. “Well, actually, I doubt they could have got on the road before the next morning unless Sir Arthur set off in his curricle ahead of them, he being already packed to come and stay with us.”

“Well, depend upon it, we can manage to create some kind of diversion,” said Anne. “What don’t you like about Sir Arthur Fossingdean?”

“Oh! He is old,” said Lucy. “And he spoke to me of his pigs, when we danced together.”

“Oh, are they prize porkers?” asked Anne.

“I don’t know; but pigs! There is no romance in pigs,” said Lucy.

“And what did you speak about?” asked Anne.

“I was too shy to initiate conversation,” said Lucy.

“Has it occurred to you that he might also be shy and seized on something unromantic but which he knows about, to fill awkward silences?” asked Anne.

“I don’t know,” said Lucy. “He rears saddlebacks, which are black pigs with a white marking over their shoulders and down their front legs.”

“Well, you have learned something about pigs, anyway,” said Anne, leading Lucy to find the parlour doubtless bespoken by Julian.

 

“Lucy wants to go to her aunt in York,” said Anne. “And doubtless will be better staying there to make up her mind about whether she wants to marry at all, never mind who.”

“So, we can push off home?” said Peter. “What should we tell our parents? And Lucy’s?”

“Tell them you fell into an argument over whose curricle was the faster, and you decided to make a long race of it, because the stamina of your horse was called into account,” said Julian. “And you called it off when Toby crashed.”

“Well, yes, obviously,” said Peter. “And neither of us seemed to have much advantage either.”

“Which is generous of you, as you caught us up,” said Toby.

“Oh, we’re alike in enough things, I’m not about to quibble,” said Peter. “I wonder if this town has a wheelwright? We could get a new axle for your curricle.”

“Oh, I should think every village larger than a hamlet on the Great North Road would manage that,” said Toby. “If not, we’ll buy a length of wood and a spokeshave. I daresay I can make something that’ll work long enough to get it replaced properly in somewhere a bit bigger.”

“He isn’t boasting, he’s good with his hands,” said Peter. “I’m better at planning, but we’re neither of us complete idiots with tools.”

“I am sure you will manage very well,” said Julian. “A tip for you; I always travel with extra axles and a spare wheel, though a curricle could hardly stow that.”

“By Jove, what a capital idea,” said Peter.

 

The young men left after having discussed a fine luncheon  and let their horses rest a while, heading back south, determined to appear innocently insouciant.

“A pleasant pair; when they’ve grown up a bit, hopefully they will find a couple of nice girls currently in the schoolroom who admire them for their panache,” said Julian. “You’re my sister-in-law while we are on the road, Miss Denleigh, and I am going to call you ‘Lucy’ because to do otherwise would be noticed.”

“Oh, yes, of course,” said Lucy.

Anne drew Lucy out in the coach during Julian’s turn driving.

“Isn’t it unusual for a gentleman to drive when you have a coachman?” asked Lucy.

“Yes, but Julian enjoys it, and he appreciates that Joseph is not as young as he used to be, and that being alert is a good idea on a winter’s drive.”

“Yes, I can see that.  Toby waxed most irritable at times on the drive, and I could see he was tired. And so was Peter when he caught up, and they were both inclined to be fractious.”

“A word we never use to their faces,” said Anne.

“I probably would, with Peter and Toby,” admitted Lucy. “But they are more like brothers than suitors, and I love them, but not to marry.”

“I have to say, if a man is happy with pigs, he probably doesn’t waste his time and blunt on a string of mistresses,” said Anne. “He puts more effort into his land than into his social life.”

“Oh!  I suppose so,” said Lucy. “I would like some social life, though.”

“Perhaps your aunt can persuade your parents to let you have a little season in York, which would be less hot and enervating than being in town,” said Anne. “And it would be less of a squeeze, and more convivial.”

“I can ask her,” said Lucy.

Anne learned that Lucy was amenable to her governess most of the time, and obeyed her strictures.

“But I do not see why I should give up fishing, and playing games in the wood; we pretend to stalk each other, or play at being Robin Hood,” she said.

“Because, my dear, you are on the verge of adulthood, and your governess fears that games of being Maid Marion, or Rapunzel, or some princess in a tower will end with young men becoming inflamed, and you becoming pregnant,” said Anne, bluntly.

“But they would not! And I would not let them!” said Lucy.

“You know that; and having met them, I can believe it,” said Anne. “But the world is a wicked place, and tongues wag.  And if your parents try to make you marry Toby, why, you were with  us the whole time. What did you do when you stayed in inns?”

“He claimed me as his sister,” said Lucy.

“I don’t suppose anyone believed you, but it’s at least less of being compromised,” said Anne. “We are making good time, and I fancy we shall lay over at Bawtry tonight, which is fifty miles from York, which can be done in a day, but the horses won’t like it.”

The coach halted at Retford, and Julian joined them.

“Joseph is all for pushing on as far as we can go,” he said. “It will make the final leg to York less arduous, and we might put up there and rest a day.”

“I won’t be disappointed,” said Anne. “If you think we can afford to do do.”

“I think your uncle will peal off to the west,” said Julian. “It must surely lose him some time.”

 

oOoOo

 

Denver and Wilcox were making better time with two horses used to a heavier carriage and a curricle, well-built, well-sprung, and built for speed. They were glad that the weather was better, and hurried on from Stamford.

They managed to reach Grantham, and celebrated, certain that they must have almost caught up with their quarry.

Learning that Lord Ravenscar and his party had left the town early that morning, Denver threw his hat on the floor in anger and frustration.

Had they but known it, they were sharing their chase with a Sir Arthur Fossingdean, who enquired about a dark haired young lady in charge of one or a pair of young puppies.  Mine host had no difficulty in remembering Lucy and Toby.

 

oOoOo

 

Joseph drove on, the team making no more than token protest, through the Rossington turnpike, and thanking providence that it was two months since St. Leger week, to avoid the traffic of race-goers. He grimly rolled on through the village of Bentley, and pushed on after nightfall into Askeron.[1]

He chose his place to stay with care, and went back to the coach.

“I figured nobody would look at the spa,” he said.

Julian laughed in delight.

“No, I don’t suppose they will,” he said. “If you want to take advantage of hot baths for your rheumatism, I’m happy to pay for it.”

“Well, I don’t mind if I do, thank you kindly,” said Joseph.

“And I’ll drink the water to strengthen me as we are anticipating a happy event,” said Anne.

“We are?” said Julian.

“Well, obviously not, but it adds verisimilitude as to why we are here,” said Anne. “We don’t want to be memorable and if I play the sickly young mother-to-be, nobody will take any notice of us. I doubt anyone in pursuit got further than Doncaster; it was a mighty effort, and if we stay here a couple of days, why, Sir Arthur might overtake us, if he heads for York to see if Lucy is with her aunt.”

“Actually, I like that a lot,” said Julian.  “A day off after so long a leg would be advantageous.”

The spa was comfortable, and Anne found herself tenderly cared for, and helped to bathe in the spa water with the aid of a brawny Yorkshire woman, whose accent was so thick, Anne had to guess at most of her kindly conversation.

It was a welcome interlude, and the day they lay over was pleasant enough, with a smart frost, and Anne went for a brisk walk with Julian.

“A picturesque spot,” said Julian. “And as yet unspoilt. I hope it does not become too famous, or there will be building works to improve and otherwise spoil it.”

“Pessimist,” said Anne.

“Realist,” said Julian. “It is, however, pleasing to enjoy the sights without them whipping past one at eight to ten miles an hour. And the horses appreciate the rest, also.”

“It’s pleasant to have a warm room all day,” said Anne. “I confess, I do find travelling a cold experience.”

“It would add too much weight for the horses to put a second floor in the carriages,” said Julian. “But I am inclined to tack woollen strips round the edge of the doors to block draughts, and put a blanket down as a carpet.”

“It’s worth trying,” said Anne. 

 

Perhaps one might turn a pitying glance on the pursuers in open carriages. Devon and Wilcox managed to reach Retford in their curricle on the extra day they had to catch up; and Sir Arthur lay over at Doncaster.  Indeed, the little party was considering getting on the road when Lucy, looking out of her window, cried out, and ran to Anne, as Sir Arthur’s curricle swept through the village.

“Why, we shall wait another day, then,” said Julian, cheerfully. “A lady’s whimsies permit this. Let him go into York, and be sent away by your aunt with a flea in his ear, and then, we shall pass him on the road tomorrow, going the other way, and he will not know that it is you, my dear Lucy, for it is my crest on the coaches, and he has no call to suppose that we are even acquainted.”

“And what if he holds you up?” asked Lucy, in a small voice.

“I will acquaint him with the idea that he might take a tour of the infernal regions; though at this time of year, Yorkshire comes close,” said Julian, making Anne giggle. He added, “I am not displeased, I believe they have quite a way with serving a gigot of mutton here, which is on the menu tonight.”

It might be said that the disappointed Sir Arthur was badly shaken, and wondering whether the girl he admired greatly was indeed well on her way to Gretna Green; but he had little choice but to lay over in York whilst he pondered his options.

 



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