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Sunday, February 27, 2022

Rookwood 3:1

 

Chapter 1

 

“Harriet! I have a letter for us from Francine!” cried Daphne, tucking her arm into her friend’s. It gave Harriet some support to help her walk a bit faster, too, since Harriet had been orphaned in a coach accident, and her leg had never totally healed.

“What does she say?” asked Harriet. “I am glad she can write to you without The Kipper opening it.”

“I don’t see how she justifies it, myself, opening the mail of orphans. Why, it might be confidential information from your solicitor, if you had been left well enough off to have one,” said Daphne. “I think The Kipper just likes to pry.”

“Well, look at the fuss she made about Francine sending us a bonnet each, wanting to know why, and where they came from; I swear she was ready to accuse Francie of stealing them,” said Harriet. “I am glad I was able to show her the line in her letter that Francie had to dispose of her mother’s stock so the shop would be available, and preferred to send gifts to friends than have them sent to charity. I wager she knew The Kipper would stick her fishy nose in.”

Miss Herring was not a popular preceptress, as might be seen by this frank exchange.

“Well, as I have parents, of a sort, she can at least write to me without The Kipper daring to read them,” said Daphne. She had been the recipient of both the villager straw, lined with cerulean blue, which suited her pale, Saxon prettiness, and the sage-green capote with bronze-green ribbons to pass on to Harriet, ideal for a girl whose hair was on the red side of chestnut. If sent to Harriet, both girls suspected that Miss Herring would have had a new bonnet. Girls at school on some sufferance as orphans did not, in her book, deserve anything, and only the Principal’s strong rule allowed Harriet to keep the gowns she had. Miss Phipps cordially detested Miss Herring, but needed a teacher of geography with globes.

The girls reached their den, a carefully constructed shelter hidden deep in the shrubbery, inside a laurel bush, which Daphne had laughed over, and called most appropriate to her own name.  There was a tarred sheet to keep off light rain, and a couple of broken chairs, mended roughly by the girls. It was nothing special, but to Daphne and Harriet it was a haven. Daphne had a father and stepmother, but she was no parlour border to have her own room, and the girls shared a room with four younger ones. Privacy was golden.

“Dear girls,” wrote Francine,

“My darling Stoat has taken a house near Prior’s Eleigh so we might both be close to our friends, and he says I might invite you to stay over Christmas. We are living in the house formerly owned by Major Braxton, or rather, leased by him; but Stoat has managed to buy it so we can make it our own. It’s a nice place, a little large for just two of us, but it is to be hoped that we shall fill it duly with a sufficiency of progeny to make it more convenable.”

“Isn’t it fun that you can notice that Francine is French even before she slips in words like ‘convenable’ when she can’t find a better English word?” said Harriet. “Such a weird name to call her husband, ‘Stoat.’”

“I think his name is Stotham,” said Daphne. “His mother’s maiden name. Francine did write of it, remember?”

“Oh, yes, he is not the oldest son to use such a name, but all first sons are called something outlandish – Bohemond, wasn’t it?”

They both giggled.

“Under the circumstances, you can see why he’s glad to be ‘Stoat’ can’t you?” said Daphne.

“Yes,” agreed Harriet. “Go on.”

I have written to Miss Phipps to secure permission for Harriet, and to Mr. Kempe, and as Stoat does not use the courtesy title he is entitled to until he has a nephew, I thought a plain Mr. and Mrs. Brierly would not make your stepmother jealous enough to forbid it, Daphne. Please say you will both come! Mr. and Mrs. Goldsteen are looking forward to meeting Harriet – if they like you, Harry, there’ll be a job waiting for you as companion to their spaniels, and as they are childless, you will be, essentially, the  daughter of the house. I await your replies,

Francine.”

 

“How clever of Francine to remember, through all her own troubles, that my stepmother would not like me meeting people who are above her own class,” said Daphne. “I must script a masterpiece of a letter to her. She doesn’t want me home for Christmas, but it would be like her to make me stay at school if she thought I would enjoy it too much.”

“Oh, write that your emigrĂ©e friend who married requires a companion to meet her new husband’s family, as moral support,” said Harriet.

“That’s a good one,” said Daphne. “If Phippy doesn’t forbid you to go for any of our misdeeds, it should be fun; she can’t really stop me if Papa says yes.”

 

Daphne laboured on a letter.

“Dear Mama,” she opened, and pulled a face. “And that’s two lies in the first two words as she is neither my Mama, nor is she dear.”

“Just write it,” said Harriet.

I have had an invitation for the Christmas period to the new home of my friend, Francine. You might recall I have mentioned her, an emigrĂ©e, left penniless when her mother fled the revolution in France. She has made a respectable marriage, but is nervous of meeting some of her new English in-laws, and would like someone quintessentially English as her companion over Christmas.  I expect I will be de trop most of the time, with a newly wed couple, but I would like to help her out, if you are willing for me to go. Miss Phipps was surprised that I said I was sure you would expect me to stay in school rather than have a family Christmas, so perhaps this is a solution?

Your obedient daughter,

Daphne.”

“Another lie in the last line,” laughed Harriet, reading over her shoulder. “A master stroke to suggest that Phippy was asking questions; your stepmother would dislike her motives to be questioned, I wager.”

“Oh, she would,” said Daphne. “Mind, it’s a pity Francie and her Stoat have rounded up all the spies, it would have been famous sport if we might have been able to catch Bonapartist spies.”

“I could do without that much excitement, I fancy,” said Harriet.

 

 

oOoOo

 

Highfield End

Highfield

Near Bishop’s Stortford

 

“My dear Daphne,

What have you been saying to make that awful woman ask questions? You are a tiresome girl. Well, I don’t care how bored you are in darkest Essex [Prior’s Eleigh? One has never even heard of the place, your bucolic friend and her farmer husband sound tedious in the extreme. You had better purchase yourself a couple of evening gowns, however, to make sure the hayseeds don’t get the chance to look down on you, and you grow like a weed and doubtless show unsuitable amounts of ankle in your current gowns. Which is no problem in a girls’ school, but I will not have any skirters of what passes for society in the country laugh at you. I’ve sent a money order for four hundred pounds to Phipps to hold for you so you may go into Brentwood and order a couple of gowns. Do not pay more than two hundred pounds for any one gown, if you are clever, you can probably stretch to as many as four or five gowns with that.”

Do behave yourself and do not make yourself a laughing stock to show me up.

Your mother,

Amy Kempe.”

 

“I can hear a whine in her voice in every sentence,” said Daphne. “There are no flies on Phippy, do you suppose we can ask her to take us into Brentwood and buy heaps of lovely fabric, and ask if Francine will drive over to help us cut out gowns? She’s a marvel and so sure with the scissors, and then we can sew them up ourselves.”

 

Miss Phipps was nobody’s fool and she had a fair idea of Mrs. Kempe’s motives. She was also as irritated as Daphne meant her to be when Daphne showed that good woman her own letter, where the preceptress might see herself referred to by her surname only, like a chambermaid. Miss Phipps had no great pretensions to the aristocracy and was therefore more alive to what was due to her than had she come from stock with a title somewhere, which would enable her to laugh it off.

“I have a better idea, Daphne,” she said. “I will send to dear Francine, Mrs. Brierly, I should say, and ask if she will pick you up to escort into Brentwood, and then come back here to help you cut out some gowns. You are correct to think that your money will go further spent on fabric than on a modiste. I also strongly urge that you do not spend all of this, but keep much of it against emergency.”

“Yes, Miss Phipps, I thought if I took one hundred pounds, I could get enough for at least four gowns each for the two of us, and trims, and caps and if we talk fast, Francine might be persuaded to help us with turbans and bonnets.”

Miss Phipps laughed.

“She probably will, for she is a generous soul, as are you, to think of Harriet. I strongly suggest a Norfolk Shawl each, which will eat into your hundred pounds; take one hundred and fifty, for you may always return with some over, whereas you do not want to be embarrassed by being short.”

“No, indeed,” said Daphne. “And though Francine would make it up, I would be mortified if she had to do so.”

“Quite so,” said Miss Phipps. She knew perfectly well that Francine herself counted every shilling twice, even though she was married to one of the wealthiest men in England, and accounted it an excellent trait.

 

oOoOo

 

“I am here, enfin, mes amies, parbleu! Mais je suis si heureux de vous voir! Me, who could not be happier with my cher mari, yet I am cast into transports of delight to see again my dear friends!”

“Francine, I have never heard you use that much French in one burst before, even to put down M. Despard,” laughed Harriet.

“My Stoat wishes to improve my French accent to pass more for Paris than Colchester,” said Francine. “Eh bien! It is a good habit to have, to be able to sound entirely French, when undoubtedly there are still spies about. But I am good, so good, and I have not denounced M. Despard as a Bonapartiste, though it would have been very funny,” she added.

“You don’t change, I am glad to say,” said Daphne. “Did Phippy tell you why we asked to borrow you?”

“Yes,  indeed, and I will be most pleased to see you both outfitted properly, and moreover I will sew those parts which are most challenging, since both of you have fingers which might delight an elephant, but achieve subtle effects in cloth they will not.”

“Oh, Francine, will  you really? I was going to ask you to cut out what we could manage,” said Daphne. “I never hoped that you might help with the sewing.”

Ce n’est pas rien. I never thought I would miss having something to sew, but I do. I have made a layette for our first child when he or she arrives which Stoat says rivals a royal baby, and I have seen that all our napery is sufficiently decorative, and when Phippy’s letter arrived, Stoat said ‘Thank G-d for that, you now have something to keep your fingers occupied before I wake up in the morning to find myself embroidered.’ He is very droll, but I have taken to making bonnets for the people I like because I have no tasks to do until he entertains and the time is very heavy.”

It turned out that Mr. Stotham Brierly had driven his wife to the school, to be a more sober escort to three giggling girls than one of them trying to appear a staid matron.  Francine did not even try to dress as a staid matron, since it made her look as if she had borrowed someone else’s clothes.  Only her newly coiffed hairstyle of short hair with little ringlets under absurd lace caps gave even a nod to her married status, and Stoat resigned himself to being de trop for a while, save as coachman. He did not disapprove; Francine had been forced to grow up rather fast, when she have become involved in the spying of her unpleasant cousin. He loved to see her have fun, and sat, smiling, as Daphne and Harriet caught their friend up with all the school news.

“And M. Despard does not know yet where the mouse came from,” said Daphne. “Save that he regards Harriet as a saviour for having removed it.”

“It gnawed on his ear,” said Harriet. “I was terrified of the consequences, poor thing, it might have been poisoned.”

“Even so!” said Francine.

 

oOoOo

 

The shopping trip to Brentwood was exciting for three young girls let loose amongst fabric, ribbon, laces, and other notions. Stoat was that rare man who, without taking a deep delight in fabrics, vicariously enjoyed the pleasures they brought to the girls.

He also smiled when Francine beckoned a haberdasher, passed over some money and indicated that she would pay for the fabric a plainly-clad girl clearly coveted, but could not afford.

“She will get snippy about charity,” he said, quietly.

“Of a surety; I told the haberdasher to tell her that there was some of the same out the back which was water stained, which was much cheaper if she could use it. She will think the haberdashery fussy when she does not find an obvious stain, but I merely paid the difference between what she could afford, and what it cost.”

“You are sweet,” said Stoat.

Her eyes danced.

“You may explore that thought more, later,” she said.

 

Daphne spoke out as they drove out of Chelmsford.

“This isn’t the way back to the school.”

“No; I spoke with Phippy and I have stolen you for the rest of the term as well as over Christmas. Stoat said I might. Your trunks have been sent on.”

“Mr. Brierly is a very kind man,” said Harriet.

“Indeed; and I adore him,” said Francine.

 

Saturday, July 31, 2021

Milord Gardener

 one of those plot bunnies that got to half a chapter.  I am going well with Dance of Fledglings though and will probably begin posting tomorrow.

A lot of writers complain of the difficulty of getting plot bunnies. My problem is that they breed like ... bunnies ... but that getting them written is the hard work. I've got over 200 plot bunnies written down, Some I've combined in side plots or internal plot arcs in other thing. But I need to write faster ...


Chapter 1

 

 

“Your problem, Felix, is that you would have spurned a mere silver spoon in your mouth when you were born, and have had it easy ever since,” said the Honourable Peregrine Leger.

Felix Halenhurst, Earl Holmshaw, smiled his ridiculously sweet smile.

“Honestly, Perry, you make me sound like some totally mercenary fellow.”

“You are generous, Felix, but it don’t mean anything to you,” said Andrew, Viscount Glenduve.   “You are wealthy, so good looking you are almost pretty, a born horseman, solid cricketer, can stand up to box against any prize fighter, and you are even-tempered and a pleasant companion.  If the pair of us didn’t love you like a brother, we’d be forced to hate you for being such a revolting paragon.”

“I love you too, Drew, but I am taken aback at being called a paragon.”

“It’s a fault,” said Drew.  “And one all the women love; you are the most eligible bachelor in London.”

“And don’t I know it!” groaned Felix.  “I would retire to my estates save that I owe it to my family to marry and produce an heir.”

The three young men had been through Eton and Oxford together, and were firm cronies. Felix had been teased by them since they had first met up at the age of eleven about his curly blond hair and outrageously long eyelashes.  And yet, he managed not to look at all like a girl, for his chin was square and determined, and his shoulders broad.

“Your problem is,” said Perry, “That you’ve never turned an honest day’s toil in your life.”

“I resent that,” said Felix.  “I run my own estate, and I do a lot of my own gardening, it being an avocation of mine.”

“Yes, but when you have a problem, you throw money at it,” said Andrew.  “And it won’t fadge, for you cannot hire someone to choose a wife for you.”

“I know that,” said Felix.

“You know it in your head, but not in your heart,” said Perry.  “You ain’t spoilt but it’s only by the best of good luck. And I wager that if you took an honest job as Mr. Blank of Nowhere, and had to live on your income, you’d learn a lot more about what really matters in life.”

“You’re on,” said Felix.  “I accept the wager.”

“So, you’ll take on doing an honest job of toil as a gardener, for, what, three months?” demanded Perry.

“Yes,” said Felix.  “It will serve as a repairing lease during the season to disappear from society and get away from the rapacious clutches of those who fall in love with my title, and find my looks not intolerable as well.”

“I think most of them fall in love with a pretty doll and are pleased he is well-blunted and a nobleman into the bargain,” said Drew.

“Whichever it is, they are superficial,” said Felix, “Though I would prefer it was that way round than the other.”

“We’ll arrange you a job then,” said Perry.

 

Felix reflected on the words of his friends.  He had been an earl for as long as he could remember, his parents having died in a coach accident before he was breeched, and he had had a series of governesses, tutors and instructors in etiquette, deportment, dancing and the sword, who treated him like a little prince.  Felix was glad that he had been sent to Eton, even if not as young as some boys were, in time to knock his corners off.  He could have become quite insufferable, growing up in an atmosphere of deference.  No, Mr. Hume would not have permitted it.  Felix had retained the services of one of his tutors, who were engaged by his trustees to keep up his lessons in the holidays, as his secretary.  Mr. Hume had bear-led him on the Grand Tour, and had made sure that Felix saw important cultural sites, as well as enjoying foreign cuisine and the sort of culture most young men enjoyed, This was to say ballet in France, concerts in Germany, and the one bordello he managed to visit in Italy before foreswearing women of easy virtue when Mr. Hume took him to see those in the final stages of syphilis in a mad house.  It had been an excellent lesson in fastidiousness, but had left him rather diffident around women. 

Of course, it would not matter how shy Felix might feel with women, he was still lionised by parents of daughters for his wealth and title, and would probably continue to be so, he thought cynically, if he had been a hunchback with a squint.  That he was also good looking meant that the girls he was introduced to were not trying to escape him, though none of them ever seemed able to find anything to say.  He thought them all insipid and boring.  In this, Felix did most of the young ladies to whom he had been introduced an injustice; having been adjured by their anxious mothers to make a good impression on the earl, most of them were afraid to say anything which would give him a bad impression, even if they were not struck dumb by his physical beauty.  Felix was cynical about his physical beauty. It was true that his hair was long, golden and curly, when allowed out of its strict and powdered queue; and his eyes were large and smoky blue with outrageously long eyelashes.  However, his jaw was, in his own words, as square as a peasant farmer’s, and his nose wandered past the aristocratic into a hint of the aquiline.  His lips were too large, and Felix thought them coarse.  He had no idea how singularly sweet his smile was when he was genuinely happy, and how his mouth echoed his every mood; or how many women wished they had such well-developed lips as he.  He was blissfully unaware of how many of his ‘insipid’ dance partners became quite hot and bothered in the privacy of their own beds at imagining being kissed by those mobile lips.

 

 

“I have it all fixed up for you, Felix,” said Peregrine Leger.  “I wrote to my godmother, Lady Staines.  She’s a widow, reclusive and has never heard of you, I am certain.  I told her I had a gardener to find work for, a head gardener, mind, so you’re being spoilt in having the ordering of other men.  I didn’t think you would last the course being told what to do by someone you would doubtless disagree with.”

“I appreciate that, Perry,” said Felix, who had been thinking much the same thing.

“Yes, well, my Aunt Emily, as she likes me to call her, has a need for a chief gardener, so she can pension off the current one, who has let the place go to seed.  She says you will have a fair budget to improve it, so long as you steer clear of wholesale landscaping.  She likes her geometric parterres and topiary in front of the house the way they are, and a knot garden of roses behind it, and no follies, ruins, Chinese pagodas, rock gardens, wildernesses or distant aspects, thank you very much.”

“She sounds very set in her ways.”

“She is, but I wager you will enjoy both the kitchen garden and the apothecary garden, which are walled gardens either side of the knot garden. It’s more by way of being a maze than a knot garden;  she designed it herself when she was first married.  There’s a central circular meeting of the ways, with a pond, and a bench to watch it, and curved benches under arches between each of the four paths out. The paths have  trellises periodically for climbing roses, and traveller’s joy, clematis she calls it, and woodbine, and lilac as well, and the scent is incredible.  She will tell you she built it herself, and believe what she says, but of course the trellises were constructed by her gardeners, and the slabs in the pathways as well, and I doubt she dug the pond or installed the fountain.”

“It is unusual for one of our estate to take on such things personally,” said Felix, who had dug an ornamental pond alongside his gardeners.  “It sounds delightful, if not entirely in the modern style.”

“Oh, it’s a splendid place to take a lady for a quick bit of dalliance, or it would be if Aunt Emily entertained as much as she ought to,” said Perry.  “Her ambition is to have a fragrant scent at all times of year, which is a bit insane if you ask me, because if you dallied in a garden sniffing the scents in midwinter, you’d end up with a headcold and unable to smell any scents.”

“Perhaps she hopes to have such plants brought inside to brighten up the worst weather,” said Felix.  “It sounds an interesting challenge; I will try to rise to it.”

“You know what makes my heart sink?” said Drew. “It’s the thought that you probably will enjoy rising to the challenge and then people will accuse me of being a Jacobite for having a Scots name and title.  I will be accused of having done away with you because you can’t be bothered to come home after the three months is up, because you will be having a torrid affair with some shrub.”

Felix laughed.

“Somehow I doubt that I will find a nymph named Daphne amidst the laurels,” he said.

 

 

 

Felix takes a job as gardener to a dowager widow who has a pretty great niece to stay, to try to teach the girl not to be gauche, awkward and a bluestocking.  She’s something of a botanist and of course they fall in love in the garden.

Lady Emily Staines