Friday, April 18, 2025

trouble in Svardovia 17

 

Chapter 17

 

The little ‘family’ on the platform was not the only group to draw closer. Mothers pushed children behind them, and husbands held terrified wives. The machine on its own had been an intimidating thing; en masse, they were terrifying. Too wide to come two by two, they clanked inexorably down the line one after the other, hulking instruments of death and destruction, their legs, like those of ancient dinosaurs, or predatory birds moved in their alien way, the bulk of their bodies seeming to lean forward from them to seek prey, the control room with its two large windows over the heat ray like gigantic eyes.

“The hell!” muttered Dmitry.

“Our people are on watch, yes?” said Sophie.

“Oh, yes, and ready to blow the cutting,” said Dmitry. “Unfortunately, that means that our easy way out will be gone. And we shall have the choice of staying here, which is no choice at all, finding another way out, or going into the mountains without being properly clad for the early snow that high up, without even Victorina’s furs.”

“Can we not try to get through just above the cutting?” asked Sophie.

“The amount of explosives we put should have made an almost geologic level of mess,” said Dmitry.

“There might be a diplomatic arrangement to lift the passengers stranded here over by commercial zeppelin,” suggested Sophie. “That is the civilised approach to civilians stranded in a war zone.”

“That assumes Vandalia would act in a civilised way,” said Dmitry, dryly. “They are more likely to question quite brutally everyone on the train to find out their business over the border which would coincide with this.”

“The border violation is Vandalian, though,” said Sophie, indignantly.

“And that will not matter to their paranoid brains,” said Karol. “We have to get out of here, as a matter of some urgency, but without looking as if we are fleeing.”

Svetelina, seeing some of the women being led tenderly to the waiting room by their men folk, moaned, swayed, and collapsed in an elegant heap.

“Oh! My poor child! She is overcome!” cried Dmitry. “Let me take her away to a doctor!”

He lifted Svetelina, and carried her out of the station, even the military parting to let them go; a sure sign that there would have been questions.

“Where are you going?” an officer asked.

“My daughter has fainted! Where does a doctor reside?” demanded Dmitri.

“This place does not rate a doctor; take her to the Gasthof, and I will have one sent for, but it is probably only her age, and nerves,” said the officer, not unkindly.

“Thank you!” said Dmitry, warmly.

Being off the station was the first thing.

“A keen fisherman, eh, son?” asked the officer. “Well, if you want to try your luck up at the old mill pond, I doubt the doctor will be here for a couple of hours, at least.”

“May I, Papa?” asked Sophie.

“You may not, not until I have your sister lying down in the dark, for it will have brought on a migraine for sure,” snapped Dmitry. “Then, I will think about it, but I know you! If I let you go off for two hours, it will be four, or five, or after dark, and me fearing that you have drowned your foolish self, and then you turn up wet, slimy, and your trunk still in the train.”

Sophie sighed, hunched her shoulders, and followed. The officer winked at her.

“I expect you will be able to slip away,” he murmured. “The hold-up will be likely to continue for several days, and the Gasthof glad of fresh fish, for the passengers will be billeted on them.”

“What is going on, sir?” asked Sophie.

“Oh, the upper echelon are run mad,” said the officer. “And you didn’t hear it from me. Someone assassinated a political hot-potato from Svardovia, and stole a walking machine, and then disappeared, leaving it in a field, and someone decided it was the prelude to an invasion from Krasnytsya.”

“Eh, perhaps someone also spiked their schnapps with funny juice,” said Sophie. “I wouldn’t mind trying to drive one of those machines.”

“Hah! A future officer for us no doubt,” said the officer, and almost spoiled the goodwill Sophie had built with him by going to rumple her hat. Sophie ducked, instinctively.

“Oh. Free with his hands, your Papa?” said the officer.

“Only since Mama died,” said Sophie, sadly. “We are off to school; we are in the way.”

“Well! May you enjoy it, anyway – when you finally get there,” said the officer.

Sophie ran to catch up as Dmitry turned to look for her, careful to run from her shoulders, not after the manner of a woman.

“What did he want?” muttered Dmitry.

“I asked him what was going on, and he said the top brass have gone mad,” said Sophie. “If I slip out shortly with my fishing gear, I could cache it at the old mill, so it is not here to be searched. I might even do some fishing. The officer said we will all be billeted in the Gasthof and they would be glad of fish.”

“What will you use as a line?”

“I left one rod and line,” said Sophie. “I’m not much good at fishing, but you never know, in a mill pond, the fish might be bored enough to bite.”

Dmitry chuckled.

“I like the idea of hiding it,” he said. “If nothing else, we could then make a swift raid in a flying boat after getting ourselves out.”

 

oOoOo

 

The telegraph chirped in the tent of Major Vanyo Lebchuk. He read the morse, and shot out of his chair.

“In position to fire the charges, lads, they’re coming,” he said. “Let the first one through in case it’s the prince, stealing one; it’d be like him to do so, but send word to the navy to be on standby in case it isn’t.”

His telegraphist worked with hurried fingers.

The navy! One elderly British ironclad, and a number of small zeppelins, paid for by individual enthusiasts. The way ‘Thunderchild’ had dealt with all the Svardovian navy, however, did give Lebchuk some hope.

And then the first one came through the cutting; too close, surely to be a fugitive.

“Blow it,” said Lebchuk.

Four men pressed buttons on preset charges. Two of the charges were at the base of a mountain peak, towering over the pass. These had been set by one Yuri Bugun, who was an enthusiast, and Lebchuk only hoped that his enthusiasm had not got out of hand.

Lebchuk smiled grimly to hear the rumble of detonation, and prayed quietly that his experts had made sure not to harm any of those setting off the charges, nor him and his men.

“RUN!” he screamed, as he realised that the calculations had not taken into account how far things might spread.

Two minutes later, Lebchuk picked himself up, and counted his men.

They had all made it, though one of his detonator crew looked shaken. Lebchuk heaved out his own hip flask and gave the boy a nip of medicinal brandy.

“As God is my judge!” gasped the young cornet. “I thought the whole top of the mountain was coming down on me in one go.”

“I was fairly certain it was after me, too,” said Lebchuk.

 

oOoOo

 

With Svitelina installed in a bed in the Gasthof, and rooms bespoken for all his party, Dmitry felt they had time to breathe.

They were then interrupted by an ominous rumbling, and the very ground shook.

“Was that the charges?” asked Sophie, shaken.

Dmitri glanced out of the window, and gasped, even more shaken.

“That was the charges,” he said. “Someone got over-enthusiastic; they’ve blown down the whole Adlerhorn; the peak which overlooks… overlooked… the railway.”

“Dear God!” said Sophie. “When you said ‘geologic’ you were not joking!”

 

oOoOo

 

Grand Duke Ferdinand rode in the Gargantua which brought up the rear, along with a guest.

His guest was one Boris Slabinysky, lord of a small Svardovian barony, and lately its prime minister. He had left for the good of his own health, and looked even more than usual like the ‘louse that fed on dried blood.’

He smirked as the walking machine approached the station, and a young girl fainted. How delectably young she looked! And easy to intimidate, it seemed! Perhaps he might be able get to know her during the interrogations of the passengers. She would doubtless be ready to do anything for her other relatives. He looked at them closely, and stiffened. He was certain that… he bit one finger nail in agitation.

“Ferdinand!” he cried. “I am almost certain I saw Prince Dmitry, and his friend, Karol Blatinski, and the English girl on the platform!”

“You have Dmitry on the brain!” snapped Ferdinand. “Besides, why would Dmitry himself be in Vandalia, when he has suborned one of Victorina’s lovers to do it?  Ferencz Ónodi was identified by Yaromar Zbignevosky, who was blown up to prevent him from talking – but they did not know that I have secret spy holes, and he had already confirmed the identity of the man. Look, I have the photograph.”

He poked the picture at Slabinysky.

“You idiot!” snapped Slabinysky. “That’s Dmitry!”

Ferdinand did not react well to being called an idiot, and he slapped Slabinysky.

“You have Dmitry on the brain! He identified himself as Ónodi, and I telegraphed Vienna, to check that such a man exists, and he does. Look at those moustaches; turned up like all their hussars, and so loud! Dmitry is a quiet-spoken man, this one is loud and blustering, and his awful, awful whores! Why one of them…” he shuddered, “Actually kissed me on the cheek! I was never so humiliated! And Zbignevosky would know!”

Slabinysky was used to being slapped by Victorina, so he took it with resignation.

Could he be wrong? He looked again at the photograph.

“It is well-known that Victorina chose lovers who resembled Dmitry in some respect, at least,” he said. “And Ónodi is an older man.  I would not put it past Dmitry to impersonate Ónodi.”

“No, I checked up on Ónodi, and he is on leave. It must be him,” said Ferdinand. “Besides, he is ahead of us! He had to abandon the walking machine he stole, but he gave my men the slip and he must be stopped at all costs! He has the heat ray!”

Slabinysky held his piece. He knew what he believed.

He ventured,

“Why would Ónodi spy for Dmitry?”

“Fool! You are like all the effete Svardovians, and you cannot get it up without being humiliated and caned by a woman. He found what she wanted, and rejected her in disgust, and Dmitry recruited him. It is a false Dmitry!”[1]

Slabinysky had a sudden, horrifying concept, of Dmitry co-opting, coercing, or persuading every one of Victorina’s Dmitry-resembling lovers into working for him, and the chaos which could ensue.

It had been bad enough with that wretched English woman, claiming to be Victorina! Such thoughts almost distracted him from his concealed anger at the slur cast on his own sexuality, and indeed, nationally, just because Victorina had had her perversions.

It had not helped that King Cheffan had once been photographed in a highly embarrassing position with his Master of Horse, a whip, and a saddle. Slabinysky put it down to royalty being inbred, but it had not been good for Svardovia.

 

The front of the procession of thirty Gargantua had reached the cutting which constituted the border with Krasnytsya now.  It was five miles through the cutting, and then they would march on the palace in Berzhostrov, and demand the handing over of Ferencz Ónodi, and the return of the weapon!  The Gargantua could go at a steady fifteen miles per hour, so in twenty minutes the front-runner with General Rikard Von Hönen would be through, and all of them would be in the pass. Nothing could stand against them!

 

‘Nothing’ is a very big concept, and nature herself hates to be mocked. Especially when poked very hard with a large amount of dynamite thoughtfully inserted deep into a fault, which had been causing some concern to the railway over whether natural methods of freeze and thaw might bring down the head of the mountain one day, without warning. Or as the Krasnytsyan explosives  expert, Yuri Bugun, had said, something for everyone.

This insouciant expert had happily filled the fault with nitro.

It may be said that he had failed to be specific about this, as Major Vanyo Lebchuk was unnaturally prejudiced against nitro. Bugun found this prejudice disappointing, as it would do the job so much more efficiently.

What the major did not know would not hurt him.

As long as he could run fast enough.

Bugun was a man of simple pleasures. He was happy with the willing bar maid he had found at the next village on the line, and even more so when the earth moved for him.

And everyone else in the vicinity, but nobody else enjoyed it as much.

The Vandalian Gargantua pilots certainly did not enjoy it, but most of them did not have long enough in which to contemplate their unhappiness before oblivion pursued them to any afterlife they might deserve.

The first Gargantua was mostly out of the explosive zone; but the nineteen behind him were not.

The ten behind them were somewhat inconvenienced by falling rocks.

“See? You were wrong, you were wrong!” cried Ferdinand. “Ónodi got through, and they were waiting for us, they knew we must pursue him!

Slabinysky was too shocked to answer; but he certainly wanted a word with the family he suspected. First, however, he wanted treatment for what he strongly suspected was a broken arm.

Even those Gargantua not crushed into oblivion must be dug out to see if life was extinct, and most machines had been crippled, or could go no further in either direction for the debris from the avalanche which accompanied the shocking collapse of the head of Adlerhorn. Those on which a thousand meter cubed sized block of rock had fallen could not hope to have survived. Slabinysky crossed himself.  He was not a regular communicant; but under such a shock, his childhood religion asserted itself to provide the only response he felt he could manage.

 



[1] Points over why I find that sentence highly amusing.

Thursday, April 17, 2025

trouble in Svardovia 16

 

Chapter 16

 

 Sophie opened her own trunk and laid out clothes for a nice young lady, including a pair of her own sensible ankle length boots. An old fashioned trunk yielded the sort of clothes suited to an elderly gentleman, including a folding opera hat; but many older men still favoured a top hat as day wear so it would be suitable.

“Svetelina, would you like to be my mother?” said Sophie. “It would make us no longer two girls of similar age.”

“We’re similar size, I wondered if you fancied being a boy,” said Svetelina.

“If we can find a boy’s trunk with a good big floppy hat,” said Sophie. “A peaked newsboy’s hat, for example.”

“Or another top hat; you could get all your hair in that, and pin it on well,” said Svetelina.

“Leave this one with the elderly lady’s clothing, in case,” said Sophie. “You could be the schoolgirl anyway, and I can be your mother, and hide my red hair with powder.”

“I’ve found a boy’s trunk here with a sailor-suit school costume, and I think the hat will cover all your hair,” said Svetelina, suppressing a squeal of delight.

“Fine; you change into my clothes and I will use my own boots as they are enough like those a boy would wear,” said Sophie.  Quickly, they changed, and re-roped trunks, leaving money for what they had taken. Sophie also tucked a long skirt and matching waist from the elderly couple’s trunk inside the valise she had found, for they should have hand luggage. A headscarf and a shawl would give several different looks, including that of a gypsy. She tucked her hair roughly into the cap. She left the wig in the boy’s trunk; perhaps he could have fun with it in amateur dramatics.

Sophie stopped and gazed in awe at a case which could be only one thing. It was a fisherman’s case of rods.

She smiled.

Dmitry had managed to reduce the length of the weapon a little, and it would probably fit this case.

Then they went back to the ladies’ waiting room, with the two changes of clothing for the men, tweeds with knickerbockers and a flat hat for Karol, and the more formal wear for Dmitry.

They had got inside just in time, as the sound of boots could he heard. The door started to open.

“What are you doing, idiot?” asked a voice, sharply. “It says ‘nur für Damen’ and we are not women.”

“Where better to hide?” said another voice.

“You are disgusting,” said the first. “I shall have demerits on your record.”

“And this is why hiding from hidebound idiots is not difficult,” said Sophie. “That man should be promoted, not given demerits.”

“I’m glad he isn’t,” said Dmitry, dryly. He was staring at Sophie.

“What’s wrong?” asked Sophie, sharply.

“Nothing! Er, I mean… nothing wrong,” said Dmitry.

“He’s admiring your legs and probably your backside,” said Karol. “A woman dressed as a boy is a very… affecting… thing for a man.”

“Oh!” said Sophie. “You saw my legs in my shift when I was confusing Zbiggy.”

“Yes, but… it did not sink in as much as we were in a hurry,” said Dmitry. “How did you get shorter than Svetelina?”

“She found some heeled boots which fit her, and we pouffed up her hair and I have flat heels and a flat cap,” said Sophie. “Are we ready? Herr Müller, with his daughter Selma, and his son, Sebastian.”

“And Schmidt, my man and chauffeur,” said Dmitry.

“No, your brother, Karl Müller; he is too precious to be a valet,” said Sophie. “You asked him to come, if anyone asks, for when the direction of travel diverges for your son, who is going to a naval academy in… Gdansk, whilst your daughter goes to Prague. And my fishing gear!” she flourished the case.

“Perfect,” said Karol, opening it to stow the weapon.

“Yes, of course. And we are going to catch the Transcarpathian Express in Svardovia,” said Dmitry.

“Let us go to find a shop that sells rolls and butter and coffee,” said Sophie. “Then, we can go to the station when the early train is due, and it will seem more natural. We do not know the neighbourhood for we have just moved into a house not far out of town, after our mother died.  You cannot cope with two lively young people, and we are off to school.”

“Do we need so much detail?” asked Svetelina.

“Oh, yes,” said Sophie. “It’s like acting. If you know everything about the person you are being, you will act like them, even if the story never comes out.  When we see children with their mother, we will look on them in envy, and you might dab your eyes delicately with a handkerchief, and I will scowl, so, and hunch my shoulders, and put my hands in my pockets like an angry little boy. I am an angry little boy, my mama is dead and it isn’t fair. And anyone who knows anything will read how Papa is in black, and we are in school clothes, and are being packed off because we are bereaved.”

“You do it so naturally,” said Dmitry. “I think my wife is my spymaster.”

Sophie laughed.

“But for now, your son is your son,” she said. “And you find my boyish high spirits irksome. If you cuff me or swat me, it will be in character.”

 

A bakery was found which served coffee and rolls, with a choice of butter, various preserves, or honey. Svetelina had intended to play with her food a little, but was too hungry when overcome by the scent of hot, fresh bread. Sophie happily dunked her bread in her coffee, being used to this custom.

“Papa, we should buy something for pausenbrot; we will not be able to get second breakfast on the train,” said Sophie. “And perhaps as well as sandwiches, some apfeltashe…” she added.

“Great God, do you never stop eating, boy?” asked Dmitry.

“I’m growing, Papa,” said Sophie. “Why, soon, I shall be as tall as Selma!”

Dmitry grunted, and dug in his wallet for money.

“Go get what you want,” he grunted.

This little byplay meant that nobody would wonder on them stocking up on food as they had had to abandon most of what was left of their supplies. Some woman in the waiting room would doubtless welcome some tinned fruit and meat, as they had kept only a couple of tins of evaporated milk. Left luggage had provided a worn carpet bag, a large satchel, and a small suitcase. Svetelina might carry the valise, and Sophie the satchel, and she filled it well with food.

And then they might go and wait for the train.

 

oOoOo

 

“What do you mean, you lost the prisoner?”

The sergeant was nonplussed; he was being questioned by no less a person than his own Archduke, who was no less intimidating for having singed eyebrows. 

“Er… well, the captain sent me and three of the lads to march ahead, and he and the corporal were on either side of the prisoner, and then two more behind. Well, the prisoner made a fuss, said he wasn’t this Ónodi the captain said he was, and then he was singing those awful Austrian tramping songs, and yodelling, and I heard the captain hit him, and tell him to be quiet. And we were nearly here, but when we got here and reported, and they looked at us funny, and when I turned round, they’d vanished into mid air. Do you suppose they were snatched by some flying ship?”

“Dolt! The guard went out and found your captain and the other men tied up and gagged by the side of the road!” screeched the Archduke. “I don’t know where they have gone, but it wasn’t into thin air, fairlyland, nor snatched by a flying ship. Here is a photograph; is that your prisoner? A blond man?”

The sergeant looked carefully at a picture taken in the Archduke’s vestibule, a security measure Dmitry had not known about.

“Oh, no, my lord. The prisoner had a longer face, and darker hair, more light brown than blond.”

“What?” the Archduke was nonplussed. “But if he is not Ónodi, what was the point of rescuing him?”

“I don’t know, sir, but I followed orders, and my orders were not to turn around and gawp, so I did not,” said the sergeant, stolidly. He was not going to take the blame for something which was the captain’s responsibility.

As the captain was still unconscious, he could not answer harsh questions himself but marks had been found where people had come down to the road from the wooded slope above, from near the Gargantua; and presumably they had gone back up that way, with intent of meeting a flying machine at some point. Ferdinand would have this village searched, on the off-chance of the fugitives having been so bold as to make for the railway, but he did not really believe it.

 

oOoOo

 

Sophie had risen to take Svetelina’s chair for her, to rise and leave, when a patrol of soldiers marched in. They stood back out of the way to permit them passage.

“Have there been any strangers in here?” barked the sergeant of the patrol. “They might have been wearing military trousers, but were pretty unkempt.”

“No, soldier, no strangers in here,” said the pretty serving girl. “Only locals.”

Sophie had told her that they had moved in after their mother had died, and hoped she would keep an eye out for his poor papa. Therefore, Herr Müller was not a stranger, in her eyes.

“Are you certain?”

“Of course I am certain, and don’t you go bullying me, Wilhelm Martin, just because you have a uniform. Herr Müller might know. Herr Müller, have you seen any strangers around?”

“I keep myself to myself, and don’t take account of any strangers,” grunted Dmitriy. “And I take my shotgun to dirty travellers and their whores creeping about my place.”

“And where is your place?” asked the sergeant.

“Why, everyone knows that,” grumbled Dmitry. “It’s a half an hour in the motor vehicle, up the ridge.”

“The old Steiner place,” nodded the serving wench. “A bit of work needed on it. My young man is always ready to do odd jobs at the weekends.”

Dmitry grunted and nodded.

“He’ll be at it half a year,” he said.

“Well, perhaps it will be less, he is a hard worker,” said the girl.

“Well, here’s some on account, and he’d better arrive early,” said Dmitry, giving her paper money. It disappeared into her bosom. The sergeant moved on, disgusted.

“Them!” said the girl. “Always nosy about things that are none of their business. But he seems to be after prowlers.”

“He’ll have a job,” said Dmitry. “One of them fell in the old well.”

That would go around, and give the army something to do.

 

They walked to the railway platform, and sat down, not hurrying or making a display of themselves. They occasioned very little interest, and when the train pulled into the station, they got on, Sophie apologising for her cumbersome ‘fishing rods.’

They had paid for their tickets, and might show them to the inspector, and kept themselves to themselves at the longer wait at the big station in the capital.

“I thought we might go right on into Svardovia,” said Dmitry, in a low voice. “I considered having Sebastian pull the communications cord once we had got through the cutting, but that would bring too much attention, we could not just leave the train.”

“It’s not as if there was Victorina to worry about, after all,” said Sophie.

Their plans were to be somewhat disrupted.

After the capital, there was another halt before the border crossing, through the mountains, but the train waited, and continued to wait.

And then there were soldiers pouring onto the train. Sophie stifled a gasp.

“Attention!” cried a soldier in a stentorian voice. “You are to take your hand luggage and leave the train immediately! Do not pause. Anything you leave might be lost, so move down the carriage in a orderly fashion!”

There was nothing to do but obey; and like the other passengers, they milled about on the small platform. The train shunted off onto a siding; and down the line came striding a small army of Gargantua.