Wednesday, March 11, 2020

The Last Winged Hussar - a taster


 This is a plot bunny which would not go away.  I'm interested to know what people think; I am only on chapter 2 so it's not going to get posted yet. Wojciech [pronounced Voy-check] is shocked when all he has lived for all his life is destroyed by an act of parliament. Unhappy with the way his country is being ruled, and fearful of foreign influence he decides on a course of action to bring his own justice where he may. 
Lone Ranger? who's that?


Chapter 1: the last winged hussar
1776, Poland

He absently wondered at the paradox that his feet should feel so heavy he was almost stumbling, and yet his head was so light he was afraid of falling as he went down the stairs from the audience chamber.
Automatically, he made his way to the stables to his big roan hussar-horse, whose stable name was Ogień na Skrzydłach, fire on wings, but who answered to Ogień.
“Well, my old friend, we are no longer wanted,” he said, bitterly. “Not even in the ceremonial role we have been shuffled into lately. A chance to join the Ulans, and retrain as light cavalry – in a subordinate position of course. And with a lighter horse. You could beat any Ulan horse standing, my friend, and keep going longer.”
Ogień whickered gently and nuzzled his master. They had been together boy and colt and knew each other well.
“It’s a sad business, my lord,” the voice of Jan Nowak came from the loose box where he was currying the horse. “They told us we can transfer to these Ulans.  I won’t abandon you, my lord, whatever you choose, but I won’t stand by to see anything happen to Ogień.”
“Jan, I will not transfer to the Ulans, and Ogień is my brother in arms,” said Wojciech Ziemadski. “I will not be ordered around by some youth with half my experience; I who have won the right to wear wolfskin when I was scarce more than a stripling myself.”
“What will you do, my lord?” asked  Jan.
“I ... am not sure,” said Wojciech. “Jan ... it is your son who is my steward.”
“Aye, my lord, and loyal as I be, even if some of the young fools amongst your servants want to serve Ulans. I’ve served you since I took you off your father’s Husaria Horse when you could scarce walk; aye, and put you on your first pony the next week, years before you were even breeched.”
“It is their right to do so, as I will not be able to maintain my poczet of lancers any more; to accompany those of my retainers who transfer will see them looked after properly,” said Wojciech.  “I ... let us ride home.”
“They took your armour and wings,” said Jan.
That stirred Wojciech to anger.
“They had no right,” he hissed.
“No, my lord; but they took them anyway,” said Jan.
“Our country is doomed,” said Wojciech.  “The winged hussars are the last bulwark of stability. With the games between Catharine of Russia and our king, Stanislaw August, her puppet, who dances when her hand pulls his ... strings ... we have lost some of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth already, and nobody seems to care. What is the good of electing a king only to be ruled by Russia?  And now he favours ulans and arquebusiers over heavy cavalry.  I have broken arquebusiers before.”
“Yes, my lord,” said Jan. “What will you do? Become a mercenary? Settle on your lands and marry to gain an heir? You are the last Baron Ziemadski.”
“I am also a soldier and have known nothing else,” said Wojciech. “I am beginning to formulate an idea.  There is dissent amongst the nobility, and such leads to unrest, and a failure to keep the peace.  But let us ride home, and I will speak with Jaromar Nowak my steward.”
 “Aye, my lord and he is as loyal as I am,” said old Jan.
“Good,” said Wojciech.

Wojciech sent word for his steward to join him in his study, and went, while he waited, into the family armoury at Castle Ziemadski.  He had often been taken by his father to see the armour of his great ancestor, Wojciech Ziemadski, the first baron, who had been raised to the position for his valour in battle.  Here was his famous red-gold gilded scale armour, the helmet and the face guard set with ruby-red enamel. And his wings; the curved sticks set with feathers, dyed as red as blood to denote his status as a winged hussar, fearsome emblems of a fighting unit which was renowned for winning even against overwhelming odds. The first Wojciech had ridden down upon the Ottomans and routed them at the siege of Vienna, riding at the side of Jan Sobieski III, the king, when the baron had been a king’s favourite.
But that had been when kings had done the job they had been elected to do.
He knew that the armour would fit him. He knew the first Wojciech’s measurements by heart. Six foot two, a thirty-six inch waist, a chest of forty-eight inches, and ten inches more about the shoulders.  The Ziemadski men were blessed with slender waists and a naturally strong physique. They all had piercing blue-grey eyes, and curly hair with a touch of red to it.  The first Wojciech had had a bright auburn hair, if his portrait was to be believed. Wojciech had darker auburn hair, but the red had run true.
He returned to the study where Jaromar Nowak was waiting for him. Jaromar was about Wojciech’s own age, some years short of thirty. Raised alongside his future master, and educated as well.
“My lord! My father has told me the bad news! What are we to do?”
“How much of the property is entailed on a new generation?” asked Wojciech.
“The castle and the home farm and the village,” said Jaromar.
“Good; that leaves plenty which can be sold,” said Wojciech.  “What I want you to do is to sell anything which can be sold, including any geegaws save my ancestors’ armour and portraits. Raise as much as you can, in cash.  Purchase small properties all around the borders, and place caches of money and dried foods in each of them. Do not do it in my name; do it in the name of Jan Kowalski or some such common name, and be sure there is stabling for each.  Keep a horse for yourself, one for your father and of course Ogień, and the mare with the last foal he sired; have someone care for the mare and foal somewhere quiet.  Do you gossip much?”
“No, my lord! Of course not!”
“But others gossip and you hear it?”
“Aye, my lord, though I try to discourage it.”
“When they speak of me drinking too much, look sad and angry but still discourage them.  Let word get out.  And when you have disposed of all my property and found me safe houses, then procure for me a body; the body of a man hanged for armed robbery about my own size and age will do.”
“I ... yes, my lord,” said Jaromar.
“Once you have the body, and I have a list of the properties, disappear to one of them. You are unwed?”
“Yes my lord.”
“Have you a sweetheart?”
“No, my lord.”
“Anyone you wish to take into hiding with you?”
“No, my lord.”
“Good.  Over the next few weeks, you will remove the portraits from the gallery and cache them in the house you choose for yourself; you are their steward and guardian.  Likewise the contents of the armoury. You will buy brandy by the barrel, and will be more open about that, but tight-lipped about the order.”
“And gunpowder; will I leave any in the armoury?”
“You think of everything, Jaromar,” said Wojciech.


It was sad, everyone agreed it, that the handsome young baron should have turned to drink, and ruined his own life because of the parliamentary decree to end the winged hussars. Women at court cried bitter tears that the most eligible bachelor in Poland-Lithuania should be killing himself slowly with drink.
The fire in the baron’s personal quarters was put down to too much brandy and a naked flame; and it was caught too fiercely for anyone to put it out by the time the alarm was raised.  The kegs of brandy he insisted on keeping close to him made the flames too hot to pass, and it was a fortunate thing that a keg of gunpowder in the nearby armoury blew up when it did, making it impossible for the flames to cross from the family part of the house within the walls to the stables and barracks.  Fortunate too that the baron had been in a towering rage from his drinking and had roved through the house, shouting at the servants and driving them out of doors, and telling them not to return until the morrow. Most wept genuine tears at his decline, but could not deny that he had not been a pleasant master to work for of late, morose and surly, and disinclined to listen to tales of woe or weal from his people, as he had done before.
The fear of fire in the stables made the grooms evacuate such horses as remained, which were led by Ogień in a stampede away from home, as if he knew that his master was dead, and was determined to join him, said a wall-eyed ostler, generally held to be a seer for his eye’s ability to look elsewhere than upon the world in front of him.
Nobody had seen two figures slip out of a postern; and none had heard the whistle which summoned Ogień and the horses which looked to him as their herd master. The steward and the head groom were missing; but their absolute loyalty was known.  They must have tried to get to the baron, and took the route through the armoury and had been blown to kingdom come by the gunpowder in there.  Masses would be said for their souls.

The funeral was magnificent; the king attended, and the coffin was surmounted by the wood and feather wings which Wojciech had worn proudly before his world had fallen apart. Men who had known and liked the Winged Hussar cried unashamedly, as did a generation of young women, whose innocent nightly dreams had been of getting their fingers into his unruly curls.
The more worldly wise ones also dreamed of getting their fingers into his curls, but their dreams were better informed. And none seemed to be able of boasting that they had been his mistress.
And now the funeral was over, those dreams were dashed. Rarely had there been such an outpouring of grief.  The baron was dead; the barony reverted to the crown, for all the good it did the king, being but a  damaged castle, a village and enough land to feed the inhabitants.

One hundred miles from the funeral procession, Wojciech was attending to the leatherwork of his ancestor’s armour, to make sure it was in good repair, supple and comfortable.  Each feather on each wing was checked to make sure it was secure; a few had needed to be replaced.  Red breeches and red-dyed boots with a red dolman completed the image.
“I want to strike fear  into the hearts of all wrong-doers and oppressors,” said Wojciech.  “They called my ancestor the anioł krwi, the blood angel; and as such I shall be known. And if any know the stories of him, perhaps they will think my family has a ghost to avenge the slight to the winged hussars. But what they think, I care not. Is the ornamented face guard enough to hide who I am?”
“Save perhaps to an old comrade,” said Jan.  “But it is by the armour that one’s colleagues are recognised in the first instance. You must not stay to chat, however, my lord.”
“Indeed; I must do what I must, and leave,” said Wojciech. “And I must decide upon my first target.”
“There is an ethnic Russian Wojewode, or governor, who oppresses his people with taxes,” said Jan.
“Then we must travel quietly to his district, and Ogień must put up with the indignity of being dyed black until we are ready to strike,” said Wojciech. .  “Jan, my friend, I will need a selection of disguises, and I should have asked Jaromar to arrange such things at the various houses.”
“I will write to him and see it done; in the mean time you will have to make do with me making whiskers for you out of horse hair.”
“I have no doubt Ogień will permit it, and I will survive,” said Wojciech.


Friday, February 28, 2020

Julia's Journey 23


Chapter 23

Swanley Court School
October 11th
My dear Gerard,

I know I planned not to be long, but I am tempted to stay the three weeks for residence qualification  so I can marry Julia to keep her safe.  We have had some drama in the arrival of two of her brothers, one of whom is dying of phthisis, poor little boy, and the other who had sweep’s canker, and the hospital thought it was going to kill him in short order, however it turned out that the tumour was not attached where it appeared to be, and Dr. Mac, which everyone calls him, managed to excise it.  I am sure that you, as I did, have a shrinking feeling in the organs involved when I mention this, but Dr. Mac did his best to leave enough for him  to have a chance to sire children – and of course to grow up without the gross deformations  one associates with castrati.  Ben is ten, and very knowing for his age, but generally seems to be a normal little boy. He likes dogs, for I described your spaniels and he is keen to take them  for walks for you when you are in university. I have written to the Dean and told him that on top of your illness, which you made worse by getting up too soon [which you did] there is something of a family crisis.  I told him you were studying at home; do not make me a liar about that! 
You can write to your Cousin Cecil, and let him know about Julia if you like, to pass on to her friend, Emma.
I am going to go and see Sir Henry Harkness in the next few days and let him know what I think, but not until he has signed over the Bells into my care. He does not seem to care; at least, letters from Mr. and Mrs. Belvoir and from Dr. Mac  seem to slide of his back like mud off a duck.
Your affectionate brother ,
Rupert


111 Strand
London
11th October 1812

Dear  Julia,
It seems odd to write in so familiar a way, but Mr. Embury has assured me this is correct. It is a little overwhelming to go from having no siblings to having many. I look forward to meeting you, and the others too, I suppose.
I wanted to thank you, especially for sending me to school.  I begged them to keep me at school or indenture me as a clerk, but they were adamant that being nicely spoken I would do well in service. I hate it!  Mr. Embury says you are a blue-stocking so you will understand  and enter into my feelings.
I look forward to meeting you before going on to this school at Chisterley.  And I am glad it is before I lost my rag to kill  the butler. When Mr. Embury’s lad came to get me, he  said “Wot d’you fink yore doin’ skivin’ off, Groves?” (so much for nicely spoken) and added “You get back to work an’ stop lollygaggin’ with that young scoundrel or I’ll see you turned orf!” so I said, “Don’t bother, my man, I’m leaving. They found my father.”
Oh it was lovely to be so cheeky to him. I’m not rude as a general rule but he went out of his way to needle me.
I will be arriving by mail  tomorrow,  Monday the 12th, Mr. Embury is outfitting me  early, to be ready for school.
Your ob’ t servant,
Frank Groves Fletcher

“Goodness!” said Julia. “I am glad Mr. Embury sent a courier; I am sure he will have written to Mrs. Belvoir and Mrs. Macfarlane.” She did not feel able to use their given names. “Tomorrow morning!  Hopefully Ben will feel like meeting him, by then,” she added.
“He has been doing well,” said Rupert.  Ben had awoken in the morning, and had been able to eat, something Graeme always considered a good thing.

HMS Faverit
Falmuf
Fursday
Deer Sister,

Fank you for havin me made a midshipman.  I wants to lern more. The bosun learned me to reed some and write sum. I aint much cop at it yet but the layer-feller said I wood be lerned more afor I goes back to see. I likes the see. Fings is always dun the same way an that’s cumfortin. I aint gwine ter tell ma or she’d want all me pay.
Yors, Jacky

“Well that one is virtually illiterate but he seems to be trying,” said Julia, passing it to Rupert.  “I should write back to this one.”
“Yes, and I think ‘HMS Favourite, Falmouth’ is more likely to find him than his spelling of it,” said Rupert.
“Dear me, yes, and he may be in the town now, not in the care of the ship,” said  Julia. “I will write to the Naval commissions office to Mr. Midshipman  Jacob Allen, alias Jack Fletcher late of HMS ‘Favourite’ and hope they can find it. I will reply right away.”

Swanley Court School
Richmond-on-Thames

Dear Jacky,
I am glad you enjoy life at sea.  I am sorry I cannot come and meet you, but there are   other brothers and sisters to sort out, and you sound like a good strong boy who can cope. One of your brothers has been a climbing-boy and he is sick. His name is Ben. When you are on leave you will live with me; I am getting married soon so you will not be surrounded by a pack of girls. Your older brother, Frank, wants to be in school.  I hope we can get to know each other in letters. The Navy is very good about finding people.
I have asked if at all possible if you can serve with Mr. Midshipman Driscoll, whose sister is at school with me. I don’t suppose it will ever happen, but I did ask.
Your sister,
Julia.


“I thought I’d show Ben the letters,” said Julia.
“All very well if he has learned to read,” said Rupert. “They indenture sweeps’ boys young though.”
Julia flushed.
“Oh, yes, I suppose so,” she said. “Well, I can teach him to read while he recovers from the operation.”
“A good idea,” said Rupert.
Julia came into the room with the sick boy.  He had been isolated from  William for a few days, and when she had looked in on William, the younger child was asleep.
“Hello, Ben, how do you feel?”
He gave an urchin grin.
“Sore,” he said. “But ... I’m glad it’s gone. And right glad to be alive. Cor it hurt cruel! But better today.”
“I am glad,” said Julia.
“Say, Miss ... uh, Julia,” Ben looked uncomfortable, “Am I ... I mean ... well, what I want to know is ... am I going to be no real man?”
“Dr. Mac left enough so you won’t outgrow your strength with outsize hands like a castrato,” said Julia.  “He says you might manage to have children, you might not.”
“Well, I don’t care for that, but it’s main hard being picked on for bein’ different,” said Ben.
“Indeed,” said Julia. “But that is something that should not worry you.  Now, I’ve had letters from two of your older brothers; do you read?”
Ben shuffled his shoulders.
“No not really,” he said. “They learned me my letters afore Mr. Sykes bought me, but I don’t read.”
“Not to worry; I will read them to you, and then I will start to teach you to read,” said Julia. “If you are to be a gentleman you must learn to read; and you shall, when you are fitter, have the fun of going to school with  Frank, if you wish, where the boys learn to shoot and fish as well as grammar, mathematics and Latin, for it is a school for orphaned gentlemen who have no desire to be in the navy or the army.  Unless you prefer the navy or the army?”
“Gawdstrewf, I gets to choose?” said Ben, struck almost dumb. “I dunno.  I ain’t never had no choices afore.”
“Why, there is no hurry to choose,” said Julia.  “You must get well first, and if you are left chesty from the soot, you may not be up to the rigours of the services, or even to school, though they are very gentle there, they do not believe in beating boys.”
“I’d fink I was in ‘eaven,” said Ben.  “Read them letters, please?”
Julia read out the letters.
“Frankie sound a bit lah-di-dah,” said Ben.
“He has been taught to speak properly,” said Julia. “As have I. Did you think that his butler has not learned as well, and puts him down because he is jealous?”
“Cor!  I ‘adn’t fort it, but I fink you’re right,” said Ben.

Julia had just started on a basic reading lesson, on the grounds that it kept Ben’s mind occupied and off his pain, and could always be repeated, when the door opened.
Three flaxen and two dark heads appeared round the door.
“Come to meet Ben, have you, my Bells?” said Julia. “And why are the O’Toole twins here as well?”
“Sure, and didn’t we want to meet the sweep as well, so we did,” said one of the owners of dark hair.
“Well, isn’t it too bad that I’m all for sending you about your own business, Kathleen, so it is,” said Julia, in as close to their own idiom as she could manage.
The O’Toole twins exchanged looks.
“Wirra! She can tell us apart!” said the other.
“We’ll be foindin’ somethin’ else t’be doing,” said Kathleen, and they bobbed out again.
“Please, Jolly, how do you tell them apart?” asked Isabella, coming forward with Arabella and Rosabella in her wake.
“Kathleen is usually the one who speaks up first,” said Julia. “Ben, these are Isabella, Arabella and Rosabella, they have two more sisters, and they are in my care.”
Ben opened his mouth, thought better of what he had been going to say, and said,
“Cuh!”
“Are you learning to read?  We can help,” said Isabella. “I can read and so can Arabella and we are helping Rosabella.  May we climb up?”
“Yeah, o’course,” said Ben, bemused.
“Ben has sore legs so be very careful,” said Julia. “Where should you be? Where is Miss Kinnaide?”
“Oh yes, we will be careful,” said Isabella. “ Miss Kinnaide sent us to play while she cleared up the ant’s nest the twins brought in.  Ben, Jolly has found you the same book Rosabella is using; you sit next to Ben, Rosabella, and read together.”
Ben gave Julia a helpless look.
“Ben is not as far on as Rosabella,” said Julia. “He has only just started because his wicked master would not let him go to school at all.”
“Not even Sunday school,” avowed Ben. “’E said church was a waste o’ good time, filled with canting an’ moanin’ when a man could be workin’.”
“Oh, how dreadful!” gasped Isabella.
“Yes, it is, but don’t start telling Ben what he wants,” said Julia, firmly. “I’ve had to speak to you about being overbearing towards your sisters, don’t start being so imperious with my brother.”
Isabella went scarlet.
“No, Jolly, I’m sorry,” she said.
“I know you mean well,” said Julia, brushing a finger down Isabella’s face. “But he’s only just learned that he should have been raised as a gentleman, and  he has had an operation to take off a nasty growth, and is not very well.”
Isabella put her arms around Ben and kissed him.
“I’ll try not to be overbearing with you,” she said. 
“Fanks for ‘elping,” said Ben.
“Oh dear, poor Ben, you can’t say ‘th’ and ‘h’,” said Arabella. “Don’t worry, Rosabella can’t say ‘r’ but it comes with practice, but you mustn’t worry or it gets worse. Jolly told off Papa for making a lot of Rosabella having trouble.”
“I had no idea you overheard that,” said Julia, flushing.
“I twies vewwy hard,” said Rosabella. “But sometimes it’s hard.”
“Yeah, I guess,” said Ben.  “Fanks for not makin’ it big, er, Julia. Why do they call you Jolly?”
“Because I didn’t think ‘Miss Spencer’ was very friendly, and to shorten that as many do with a governess to ‘Spency’ made me think of Incey-Wincey Spider,” said Julia. “And to call me ‘Julia’ was not something their father would think suitable.”
“Is the red man who isn’t the doctor their father?” asked Ben.
“No, their father ... is somewhere else,” said Julia.
“Our Papa doesn’t want us, like your Papa didn’t want you so we are the same,” said Arabella.
Julia wished, sometimes, that Arabella was not quite so clever.
“Our Papa died,” said Julia.
“But if you didn’t meet Ben before, he didn’t want him,” said Arabella, with the devastating logic of the young child.
Julia sighed.
“Well ... that is true,” she admitted.  “No, Ben, there’s no need to expand on that.”
Ben shut his mouth again. 
“Why don’t your Papa want you?” he asked.
“Because he wants a son,” said Isabella. “And our Mama and our brother died. And you need a Mama for babies to grow. And Papa’s new Mama doesn’t like us.  I don’t know why, she hasn’t met us.”
“She’s a silly lady,” said Arabella.
“So what happens?” said Ben. “Julia, will you have to go and be governess to his son?”
“No!  I’m staying with the Bells,” said Julia, fiercely.  “And I hope we will all live together.” She giggled. “I expect I will need a governess and tutor to help out,” she said.
“You ought to marry Prince Rupert, and he can be our Papa,” said Arabella. “He doesn’t play rough like our other Papa.”
“Prince Rupert?” asked Ben.
“The red-haired gentleman is named Rupert Thorington,” said Julia, her cheeks stained with colour, “And he reminded Arabella of Prince Rupert, the nephew of Charles I, about whom she had learned in history.”
“I ‘eard – heard -  of Charles I; vey cut ‘is ‘ead – head – orf,” said Ben.
“Well done,” said Julia.  “Prince Rupert was very dashing, a bit like a knight of the round table.”
“I ‘eard o’ the rahnd table too,” said Ben.  “Sir Gallyhad an’ the like.”
“Well done!” said Julia.  “When you learn to read you will be able to read stories of them for yourself.”
“Cuh! Vat’s werf working for,” said Ben. “I squatted in a chimbly once to ‘ear a story bein’ told to a swell kinchin about Sir Gallyhad. An’ Ol’ Sykesy could send fire an’ cuss words up the other chimbly to ‘is ‘eart’s content, me bein’ in the ovver chimbly listenin’.”
“You will never go back to that wicked man,” said Julia.
The lesson proceeded smoothly and it did Rosabella no harm to revise a lesson and to feel superior for once.




Thursday, February 6, 2020

Julia's Journey 1

this is the 9th of 6 planned Charity School books, in which Julia Spencer takes up a position teaching the oldest two of 5 little girls in Suffolk, the children of Sir Henry Harkness, a former neighbour of Lucius Belvoir, governor of the school, horticulturalist and husband of Libby Freemantle, now Belvoir, head preceptress.  Julia and her friend Penelope both came from the cruel school in Oxford, to which Julia had been sent because her ditsy and inadequate mother preferred to believe that a twelve year old little girl would seduce a man grown than that the child's stepfather had only married her to get at her daughter. Julia is learning that not all adults are either cruel or stupid, but life is not going to be easy for her with a selfish  and foolish employer whose elevation by inheritance means that Julia will be expected to transport 5 little girls under the age of 6 on a 4 day journey across country.



Chapter 1

Brexhay House,
Suffolk
Tuesday, September 1st 1812

My dear Penelope,
I have returned safely to the wilds of Suffolk to take up the post as governess to the little ‘Bells’  and I was much gratified that they chimed most beautifully in pleasure at my return. Now I have been here a week I felt I could write.
First I have to tell you about the most beautiful young man I saw on the way.  I confess I could almost consider it worth seeking romance if only he was living in  the neighbourhood of  the South Elmhams.  It was not far from Bury St. Edmunds, at an inn where we had halted (and oh, how I appreciate being brought in Mrs. Macfarlane’s carriage) for a rest and refreshments rather than wait until we took an inn for the night.  He was tall, with broad enough shoulders that the several capes he had on his greatcoat did not look as foolish as they do on some men who ape the Corinthian look, and  auburn curls so beautifully disarranged  that one itched to get fingers into them to straighten them. As this came with an aquiline profile built on harsh lines but with soft, rather dreamy looking eyes you will understand why my attention was caught. He looked like he should have been painted by Mr. Gainsborough in his youth in a velvet skeleton suit, which those of us who have had anything to do with real children would strongly suspect to be cobbled together behind after failing to survive an encounter with sliding of the stables roof or climbing a tree. He also had what Philippa would describe as a bang-up team of greys .”

“He sounds interesting,” said Philippa.  Penelope giggled.
“She s-said you’d say that as s-soon as you heard about the horses,” she said.

“I bet Philippa took notice  as soon as you mentioned the  horses, and that she commented.  Well, I saw him first though the likelihood of ever seeing him again is vanishingly slim, and if I do he will turn out either to be married or in some other way disappointing.  As I have not even spoken to him, however, I shall think of him as Sir Perceval and not be disappointed in him.
I was not sure how I would cope with returning to a scene of so much gothic horror as was enacted on Miss Freemantle , or Mrs. Belvoir as I should now call her and myself hardly more than a month ago,[1] but I confess I hardly thought about it for the clamour, or perhaps I should say ‘clangour’ of Isabella, Arabella and even Rosabella, who managed a small squeal of delight. Isabella, predictably, after an initial chime of goodwill asked “How do you do, Miss Spencer?” but I am sure I shall manage to break her of such precocious formality.  I have established firmly with Sir Henry Harkness, their father, that  I have no desire to be ‘Spencey’ , which made me think of ‘Incey Wincey Spider’, an association he readily saw and understood.  He was somewhat disapproving of the concept of calling me the ‘Bellringer’ , since he calls his girls the ‘belles’ not ‘bells’ , which name was  Mr. Belvoir’s whimsical idea (and I pray you to pass my best to Mr. & Mrs. Belvoir) and Sir Henry was dubious about me going by my first name, even  though it would not be outside the bounds of possibility  for me to have younger sisters of five years old and under.  Accordingly, I am to go under the soubriquet of ‘La Belle Maitresse’ which will be shortened, no  doubt, to ‘Labby’ which is still better than being a Spencey-wencey spider.
Anyway, you will want to know of my charges. Though I am only teaching Isabella, Arabella and Rosabella, I have offered to take Annabella on nature walks with the older ones, to free the supercilious nursery maid to rest, especially if she  can arrange for this to be when Maribella is sleeping.  I thought it a good idea to be in with the nursery maid.”
“She’s right,” said Philippa, who was reading over Penelope’s shoulder while Penelope read aloud, working on reducing her stutter.
“Wh- what is the p-point of me reading aloud if you only r-read ahead and p-p-pre-empt me?” said Penelope.
“She’s right, twin, leave her to it, she’s doing fine,” said Felicity.
“I was nosy to ... oh, very well,” said Philippa.  Penelope resumed.
Her name is Amy Trout, and she is not as much of an old trout as  I thought, and was much gratified to have the chance of a rest, even if it is only relatively speaking.  Maribella is teething and Annabella is into everything, and wants to be with the older ones.  However she is more than capable of asking when she needs anything, so I may as well have four as three when out and about.  The ass, Boanerges, is more obliging than Philippa’s Rocinante, and Sir Henry has had baskets made to hang across him, like the drums of a drum major to pop tired little bells into. I forbore to draw comparisons to donkey bells.  I hope little voices will ring out in pleasure as they get over the loss of their mother and learn to have fun with less military precision than they are used to.”
“Really, one can hardly be less obliging than Rocinante,” said Felicity.
“Hold your tongue!  Rocinante is only disobliging to people she dislikes,” said Philippa.  “And it was entirely the fault of that pompous idiot who came to see how our school could be better than the one for which he is a trustee.  If he had not bent to peer into Eva O’Toole’s big hole in the ground, Rocinante would not have considered him so tempting a target to nudge him into it. His backside was big enough to be tempting to push.”
The other girls giggled.
“And he was so caught up trying to follow Eva’s extraordinary and so very Irish explanation of why there was a hole there, he was taken entirely aback as you might say,” said Cleo.
“I n-never followed why there was a hole there, myself,” said Penelope.
“It’s Eva O’Toole; you don’t expect a logical reason, do you?” said Philippa.
“It was logical to her,” said Felicity.  “She saw a rainbow and the foot of it was where she dug the hole, looking for leprechaun gold. Or possibly just leprechauns, I never unravelled that much of it.”
“Perfect sense,” said Philippa, with heavy irony.
“Am I going to finish r-reading this letter or are you going to b-bicker about Eva?” demanded Penelope.
“Sorry, Pen,” said Philippa.
“Anyway, I have volunteered now, and it will give Annabella a gentle introduction to  coming to me  for lessons when she is older.
Let me know all the news, and tell me about the new girl when she arrives; I heard a rumour she used to be best of enemies with Daisy but got better, which almost has to be seen to be believed.

Your loving friend,
Julia Spencer.

“Well, as the new girl is due tomorrow, you might as well write your first impressions and wait to reply until she is here,” said Philippa.
“You are lazy enough to p-procrastinate anything,” said Penelope. “I am going to tell her about the visitors.”

Swanley Court School for impoverished gentlewomen
Richmond –Upon-Thames
Surrey
Wednesday, 2nd September 1812

Dear Julia,
I am glad to hear you arrived safely to a little carillon  of bells. And a real carry-on it might have been if you had had to deal with O’Tooles. 
We have had visitors; a trustee and a head preceptress from the school which gave Mr. Belvoir the initial idea that our school could not possibly be so good as it is. You have to give them  credit for coming to see for themselves, even if Miss Doolally or whatever her name was kept muttering about how easy it is to look  good if you pour money into something.  Philippa is reading over my shoulder and says her name was Golightly which is close enough for someone who whines about not having enough money and then turns down Mrs. MacFarlane’s generous offer to sink money into her school too. Jealous cat! And dog-in-the-manger, and now I have a sore ear, Philippa having pulled on it to tick me off for using words like ‘cat’ and ‘dog’ perjoratively  pejoratively. She’s good at spelling, anyway.  The trustee, a Mr. Pigeon, and he looked like a plump pouter-pigeon, came to grief, through the offices of Rocinante, in a hole where Eva was looking for leprechaun  gold.  However, he was moderately jolly about it, and he liked the idea of us having sundry animals to care for without being aware that most of them are Philippa’s fault.
The new girl is just arriving so I will write more anon.

Well, Julia, you were partly right about Lily being a close personal enemy of Daisy’s. Apparently Lily followed her sister’s lead in making fun of ‘the little cripple’ before Daisy came here.  And there’s more; their father was being used by a relative of Daisy’s to try to get his hands on what Daisy’s parents left her.  Lily said her eyes were much opened, and she grew up rather, and has come to us to escape her sister.  I have to say, Swanley Court would probably be good for Rosalie Daventry, but I am not sure she would be very good for Swanley Court, and Daisy promised Lily that she would ask if she might come to us, Lily that is, not her horrid sister. It is extraordinary that we, who have never met the phenomenal Daisy know so much about her, is it not? Having heard so many stories, I say with conviction that Daisy  has a streak of vindictiveness and would not have put herself out for a girl who made her childhood a misery if she had not seen something worth forgiving in Lily. She seems harmless enough so far, so we shall see. She has been put in  our room in your bed, and with much argument Cleo has been moved out. I’m not even sure why Cleo was with us anyway, she’s  a good two years younger than the twins who are younger than you, me or Lily, and Mrs. Belvoir (I am also finding it hard to overcome calling her ‘Miss Freemantle’) said we should have dormitories of four unless any of us older ones wanted to be in pairs.  As the twins don’t care I hastily declined being paired with an unknown quantity, and I like being with the twins in any case.  Hermione, Kitty, Hannah and Rachel are unchanged, and Cleo has gone to be a relatively stable quantity in the rather erratic dormitory consisting of Barbara, Eliza and Alice, and Eliza and Alice both  recently with us so they have less against Barbara.  Barbara is no end improved since she was adopted by Miss Tissot; Eliza and Alice would have no qualms about dressing as boys having both been accustomed to do so for different reasons.  Actually I cannot say that Cleo would not join them in that; the name of the Queen of the Nile is most inappropriate for her regardless of her having been born on board ship during the Battle of the Nile. 
Mrs. Belvoir has separated all the Baswin girls, mostly so Nancy has a chance to be herself without having the two younger ones hang on her (which one cannot fault them for in The Other Place) and so that Amanda does not transfer hanging on Nancy to hanging on Mimi. Nancy is now with Augusta and Georgiana  even though Georgie is a few months younger than Mimi.  It will do Georgie no harm to have to pull herself up to be with slightly older girls. Mimi is with Phoebe, Mary and the older new girl, Harriet, who is Daisy’s protégé.  There was some  near mutiny at breaking up Phoebe, Mary, Sarah and Emmie, but I think  myself it will be good for Mary not to have Sarah doing her thinking for her, for she is perfectly capable of thinking for herself.   Sarah and Emmie are with Amanda  Baswin and Amelia Walker; and the two school babies, outside of the school babies  like the O’Toole twins and downwards,  Jane and Eva, are in a room with Miss Tissot, and very wise that is. They are, after all, sprites of only six years old, and there’s a big difference between them and the real youngest pupils at eight. 
Later
I just had a chat with Lily and it seems she was frightened of Daisy’s disability because of a really stupid governess who assumed that if Daisy had a physical disability she must also be mentally afflicted, and – more than that – dangerous.  She left Lily at about six with a terror that Daisy would murder them all in their beds.  She acknowledges it now as foolish but she will have to overcome the fear.  I asked if I might tell you to make sure nobody told your little bells such foolishness.  I mean, imagine Frances creeping about killing people, poor girl!  I am glad that Mr. and Mrs. Belvoir are adopting her and have her in their own wing until their house is built. She will be happier.”
Penelope chewed on her pen, a new wooden pen holder with a steel nib, not a quill, and considered the offer Mr. Belvoir had made to adopt her too.  It was kind of them, but Penelope wanted to prove herself, not just be someone vulnerable who needed aid. Mr. Belvoir’s kindness in helping her discover an aptitude for horticulture had already allowed her to almost stop stuttering.  Reading aloud as suggested by Philippa had helped more.
And though it might be nice to have real parents, Penelope acknowledged that she needed them now no more than any of the others.  And it would be unfair.
Penelope was Lucius Belvoir’s favourite just because she hated unfairness, had she but known it!
She finished off,
“Well, I have written you a sufficient budget of news, I think, and I will let you know if I ever find out whether the pouter pigeon talked the Doolally woman into accepting financial aid.
Your loving friend,
Penelope.”




[1] See ‘Libby’s Luck’