Friday, June 6, 2025

the marquis's memory 18 cliffie bonus

 

Chapter 18

 

Effie woke up again at the normal time, and went to check her niece and her charge were awake. She frowned to see the bedclothes tumbled off Pip’s bed, any old how, and the window wide open. And the she remembered what she thought had been a crazy dream about the new vicar… no, the other clergyman… allegedly whipping Sarey and driving towards the river.

Effie ran down to the sty, where Sarey was irritably trying to shift the wedged gate, and had an unmistakeable welt on her back.

“Dear God!” whispered Effie, in unformed, but still heartfelt, prayer.

“Effie?” Alethea joined her.

“Philippa woke me saying the Reverend Marks had whipped Sarey, and was going down to the river,” said Effie. “And Sarey has been whipped and I can’t see Philippa.”

“I’ll check she isn’t hobnobbing with the Murfitts,” said Alethea.

Not finding Pip in the kitchen, she returned.

“Will you run down to Gaffer Keeble’s, and ask him to go with you to the shore?” said Effie. “I’m going to the Priory.”

 

Effie found Simon Endicott breakfasting when she got to the priory.

“I need to see the marquis,” she said.

“That sounds urgent,” said Simon.

“Oh, Simon! I am worried,” said Effie, and told him everything.

Simon frowned.

“Jeffy goes down to the shore at dawn to paint, and comes back to go back to bed for a few hours,” he said. “I’ll go heave him out of bed; maybe he saw something.”

He returned, grimly, several minutes later.

“He’s not returned from his painting trip,” he said. “No commonplace book, and he’s wearing his messing-about-in-the-country clothes. If there hadn’t been the matter of that cleric and him hurting your sow, I’d be inclined to think he met up with Pip coming back up the lane, and they went off for an illicit breakfast and a bit of courting together. You did know he’s sweet on Pip?”

“I recognised that she has a tendre for him, and hoped she would not get hurt; if it is mutual, that is less of a worry,” said Effie. “Could it be that simple, and Reverent Marks and his cruelty merely incidental?”

“It would be comforting to think so, but there’s something about that clergyman which makes me want to do violence to him, and I swear he reminds me of someone,” said Simon. “You and Alethea have breakfast; I’ll wander over to the Running Buck and see if I can’t get anything out of the fellow.”

Effie nodded; it was the wisest course to follow.

When she got back to her cottage, Alethea had retrieved Geoffrey’s easel and commonplace book and paints.

“He was interrupted; it was all tumbled over, and his paint-water spilled,” said Alethea.

“Oh, dear!” said Effie. “How I will swallow breakfast, I do not know.”

“You must fortify yourself, if we are to search for Pip and the marquis,” said Alethea.

 

oOoOo

 

Simon found James discussing a meal of buttered eggs on toast in the bar.

“All right, you, where is he?” he demanded. “Indeed, where are they?”

“I beg your pardon?” said James. “Where is who?”

“You ain’t a clergyman, even one from yeoman stock,” said Simon, with scorn. “’Where is who’ you ask – anyone of the least education knows it should be ‘Where is whom.’ You’re a fraud, and I think your whiskers are as false as your dog-collar.”

“Look here! You have no right to talk to me like that, accosting a man of the cloth, and insulting me! You must be inebriated. And I do not know whom you are speaking about.”

“Betrayed again; that one should be ‘who’ unless couched properly as ‘of whom you are speaking,’” said Simon savagely. “And you know very well of whom I am speaking- Geoffrey Calver, Marquis Calver.”

“Why on earth should you think I know anything about the whereabouts of the marquis? Am I my brother’s keeper?” demanded James, who vaguely recalled such a text.

“It won’t wash,” said Simon. “You were seen driving down Sow’s Lane, and whipping Sarey the sow, and Miss Congreve will be suing you for that. And that’s where Geoffrey goes in the morning to paint. So, I ask you again, where is Geoffrey, and where is Miss Seward, who saw you hitting Sarey, and alerted Miss Congreve, and went out to physic the sow and, presumably to give you the sharp edge of her tongue?”

James paled.

He had seen no little girl, and the idea of being accused of being a child-spoiler and in spiriting her away was actually frightening. People’s feelings ran high about that sort of thing.

“I did not see the child at all,” he said. “I… I saw the marquis painting. I went for a drive because… because I had had a bad dream. If anyone knows where the little girl is, it is him.”

“He,” corrected Simon. “I don’t think I believe you, but I can’t disprove your story.”

James glared at Simon. He would enjoy breaking his neck once he had tortured the marquis into telling him everything.

 

oOoOo

 

Pip took up the oars, and embarked upon the row of her life. It was not so far by water as it was by land, and she had the assistance of the tide coming in as well, which was quite a significant tide race. Pip was well aware that it was not as fast as in the Stour, the other side of the Shotley Peninsula, because she had heard people say so, but it seemed to be very helpful to her. She bent her back to the stroke, grateful that the movement of her back and shoulders did not significantly hurt where she had banged her shoulder, and wincing over her much-abused knees having to flex as she bent her body to the long, efficient strokes with the sweeps. The river would flow slightly faster this side than the other, being an outside bend, but of course, until the tide was in full race, she must also contend with the current of the river.  And as it came in, she must drift to her right, to move into the shallows as they formed, as close to the bank as she might.

Forward… dip… pull… lift… forward… dip… pull… lift. In a nightmare Pip kept rowing, this race’s prize far more precious than doing well in the regatta. Geoffrey had drifted off to sleep, or lapsed back into unconsciousness, Pip was not sure which, and she could not afford to check which. Forward… dip… pull… lift… over and over. There was no time, there was no distance, there was only the rowing, the furthest distance Pip had ever rowed.  It was also, with the tidal assistance, the fastest she had ever been in a rowing boat, and it had a kind of exhilaration to it.  Pip knew that if she had been racing Bessie this day, she might have won, because the stakes were so much more.

It was hot, but she dared not rest, or stop for a drink. Not until they were back near the beach she knew so well. The sun beat down mercilessly, for she had not stopped to grab a bonnet, and would most likely have lost it on the back of the curricle, anyway, where it would have been in the way. 

And the banks were starting to look familiar. It would be some hours before the tide was fully in, but the staithe was there, thrusting out over the gleaming and treacherous sand, out into the water, and with a sob of relief, Pip pulled towards it. She rowed as far along it as the tide permitted, letting the keel ground, then leaping up the wooden structure to tie off the painter.

She leaped back down, and took a long drink. Her own, cold spring was calling to her, but she needed to wet her throat now, before it closed up on her. She emptied some over the top of her head to cool herself down.

“Geoffrey!” she shook him gently, and he shot up, seizing her painfully by the wrists.

“Pip! I’m sorry, I had such a nightmare…” he began.

“Not a nightmare! Real,” sobbed Pip. “But please, I want to get you safe.  It’s safe to stand under the staithe, it’s all stones, because of the smugglers’ passage. And if you can get as far as the passage, I’ll check if we can get to my sty.”

Geoffrey was groggy, but by the expedient of hanging on to the uprights of the staithe, he managed to get as far as the tunnel, and sat on the steps. Pip darted out, and checked the lie of the land, unaware that Gaffer Keeble had come to the mound of her sty to call for her not half an hour since, to tell her that the whole village was searching for her.  He had never been fooled by who she was supposed to be.

Finding the foreshore deserted, she first re-filled both canteens, and then collected Geoffrey, cajoling and bullying him through his painful steps into her secret way in, and thence into the quiet darkness of the sty.

“That feels better,” said Geoffrey.

“Good; you can lie down now,” said Pip. “I’m going to have to take my clothes off; I’m saturated, and though I was hot out there, I’m duddering with cold in here.”

“Take my jacket,” said Geoffrey. “Dear God! My shoulders…”

“Keep it on,” said Pip. “I’ll wrap myself in blankets; my clothes will soon dry outside in the gorse in the sun. He hung you up by the wrists, and it was the devil’s own job to get you down.”

Geoffrey gratefully let himself be talked into not stretching his tortured muscles, and presently Pip slipped into the bed beside him, wrapped in a blanket.

She clung to him.

“I thought I was going to lose you!” she whispered.

“But you rescued me, my brave darling,” said Geoffrey, wrapping his arms around her.

They both fell asleep, wrapped up together.

 

oOoOo

 

Effie walked into the Running Buck with Mrs. Murfitt’s solid figure at her back to give her countenance in the way neither of the maids would manage to do. She went up to James.

“I might forgive you for hurting my prize sow, if you will only tell me what you have done with Philippa Seward,” she said, with a calm she was not feeling.

“I don’t even know any Philippa Seward!” blustered James. “I did not see any children at all.”

“What has that got to do with it?” said Effie, blankly. “Miss Seward is eighteen, she is scarcely a child. Are you trying to deny kidnap of an underage heiress?”

James drained of colour.

That was even worse than angry locals over a child-spoiling; this was actionable by law, and with some potentially very nasty consequences.

“I never seen her!” he blurted out. “You shouldn’t keep hogs in the road, either, lady, it’s dangerous, and if your charge has gone missing, maybe I missed seeing her because I was so taken up with that damned sow.”

“You’re prevaricating, she was in my bedroom as you went past that way, telling me about you,” said Effie. “And the sow was shut up in her sty on your way back, with a salve on her poor back. I think you abducted the Marquis and killed Philippa because she saw you. Where did you hide the body?” she demanded.

“I did not!” squealed James. “I… if she and the marquis have both disappeared, maybe he abducted her!”

“Why would he need to abduct his own ward?” demanded Effie.

The mood in the inn was ugly; there were not many people in there, but all of them were on the side of the pretty girl, whoever she was.

“My dear Miss… I don’t know your name….”

“I am Miss Congreve,” said Effie. “Soon to be Mrs. Endicott.”

“Good God! You ain’t bracket-faced or butter-toothed at all!”

Effie slapped him.

“What my appearance has to do with it, is immaterial, but I find you offensive,” she said. “And I am certain you know something about Philippa Seward.”

“But I don’t! my Bible oath I ain’t never seen the girl!” yammered James. “I never met her, I never seen her, I never spoke to her, and I don’t even know what she looks like!”

“Well, your origins are revealed by your speech,” said Effie, scornfully. “You are no vicar, and I think you are here under the pay of the dowager marchioness to cause harm to the marquis. Pigeon! Take him in charge, and call the constable!”

Simeon Pigeon was not a fast moving man, but had started moving.

James jumped to his feet, and seized Effie by the throat. He produced a wicked-looking switch-blade.

“If any one of you does anyfink, I cuts her, see?” said James. “You, Pigeon! You come along, and tell your men to put up my curricle.”

Pigeon followed, unhappily, and gave the orders. His sons, who were his hands, equally unhappily harnessed the mare to the curricle.

Gaffer Keeble, meanwhile, who had gone to report that Miss Pip wasn’t in her sty, slithered out of the bar, and ran his halting way to the priory to report to Mr. Endicott that the false cleric was holding Miss Congreve hostage.

“The devil, you say!  I said that cleric was not what he appears,” said Simon, tossing a guinea to the Gaffer, who was spry enough to catch real money. “Your son’ll give you a heavy wet and second breakfast, I wager.” And he whirled away to harness his own team, changed his mind, and harnessed Geoffrey’s, which were harder to handle, but faster.

 

Effie was terrified. The bearded vicar, or whatever he was, kept a brutal hold on her wrist, and dragged her into his curricle, transferring the rein to the hand which held her wrist, his other hand on knife and whip both, as he slashed his mare brutally, making the poor beast leap and run.

“Oh, you do not need to do that to the poor thing!” cried Effie. “A crack of the whip over her head is sufficient, you need not actually whip her!”

“You shut your mouth, or we’ll see who gets whipped,” said James. The thought was suddenly exciting to him, and he wondered whether the overbearing marchioness could be broken by a little judicious whipping.  She had nobody to complain to now, as she was accounted mad, and so that doctor of hers would surely never believe it.

Well, it was to be contemplated when he was out of this danger, all because some stupid wench had disappeared.

He had a sudden wild thought. Had not the curricle lurched when he was about level with where that dratted sow had been? Could the wench have jumped on behind him? Well, she had fallen off long before he got to Shotley, likely when he picked up speed on the main road. He gave a coarse laugh.

“I just figured out what happened to the missing wench,” he said, jeeringly to Effie. “I think she jumped on the back of my curricle. I expect she fell off and broke her stupid neck.”

Effie screamed in rage, and tried to wrest the reins from him, and James twisted her arm, dropping the whip back in its socket, and brandishing the knife in her face, content that the horse should run on her own.

“Stubble it, you crazy mort,” said James, whose Bermondsley origins had chased out any other manners of speech which had overlaid it for so long. He poked the knife towards Effie’s eyes, and laughed when she flinched.

And he was coming up towards the main road, and he bodily lifted Effie and flung her from the carriage without stopping to see, since he did not care, if she lived or died.

 

5 comments:

  1. Oh dear. Be careful what you wish for, indeed. I’m glad that James didn’t accidentally cut Effie’s face, at least. This was supposed to be an upbeat funny story… don’t worry, for the most part, it is, except for this melodramatic, perverted villain who unfortunately can cause serious harm. I really hope Effie wasn’t seriously hurt! And here I was, happy for no broken bones in the previous part. I must have had a premonition. Agnes (on my phone)

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    1. Under the circumstances I would have bent to any pleading for a second cliffie bonus as it's the weekend lol. Don't worry, Effie is fine and spitting nails, and James will have some amusing vicissitudes before his final comeuppance.

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    2. ... largely because on the rutted lane to the Haddishams, James couldn't do much more than walking pace and the verge is soft with grasses

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    3. Well, that’s a relief. I was unexpectedly busy yesterday so the relief from last night’s angst will be fine today.

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  2. LOL! well, here comes today's

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