a parody

 ... I guess everyone knows the tune of 'there's a hole in my bucket....'

There's a hole...

There’s a hole in your bridges, Comrade General, Comrade General

There’s a hole in your bridges, Comrade General, a hole!

 

Well fix it, Comrade Jerkoff, Comrade Jerkoff, Comrade Jerkoff,

Well FIX it, Comrade Jerkoff; Comrade Jerkoff – fix it

 

With what shall I fix it?...

 

With stressed concrete...

 

But that comes from the Rodina...

 

Go and get some...

 

But how shall I get there?

 

Well DRIVE there...

 

How will I drive there?...

 

In a truck by the highway....

 

There’s a hole in your bridges, dear General....