Thursday, April 17, 2025

trouble in Svardovia 16

 

Chapter 16

 

 Sophie opened her own trunk and laid out clothes for a nice young lady, including a pair of her own sensible ankle length boots. An old fashioned trunk yielded the sort of clothes suited to an elderly gentleman, including a folding opera hat; but many older men still favoured a top hat as day wear so it would be suitable.

“Svetelina, would you like to be my mother?” said Sophie. “It would make us no longer two girls of similar age.”

“We’re similar size, I wondered if you fancied being a boy,” said Svetelina.

“If we can find a boy’s trunk with a good big floppy hat,” said Sophie. “A peaked newsboy’s hat, for example.”

“Or another top hat; you could get all your hair in that, and pin it on well,” said Svetelina.

“Leave this one with the elderly lady’s clothing, in case,” said Sophie. “You could be the schoolgirl anyway, and I can be your mother, and hide my red hair with powder.”

“I’ve found a boy’s trunk here with a sailor-suit school costume, and I think the hat will cover all your hair,” said Svetelina, suppressing a squeal of delight.

“Fine; you change into my clothes and I will use my own boots as they are enough like those a boy would wear,” said Sophie.  Quickly, they changed, and re-roped trunks, leaving money for what they had taken. Sophie also tucked a long skirt and matching waist from the elderly couple’s trunk inside the valise she had found, for they should have hand luggage. A headscarf and a shawl would give several different looks, including that of a gypsy. She tucked her hair roughly into the cap. She left the wig in the boy’s trunk; perhaps he could have fun with it in amateur dramatics.

Sophie stopped and gazed in awe at a case which could be only one thing. It was a fisherman’s case of rods.

She smiled.

Dmitry had managed to reduce the length of the weapon a little, and it would probably fit this case.

Then they went back to the ladies’ waiting room, with the two changes of clothing for the men, tweeds with knickerbockers and a flat hat for Karol, and the more formal wear for Dmitry.

They had got inside just in time, as the sound of boots could he heard. The door started to open.

“What are you doing, idiot?” asked a voice, sharply. “It says ‘nur für Damen’ and we are not women.”

“Where better to hide?” said another voice.

“You are disgusting,” said the first. “I shall have demerits on your record.”

“And this is why hiding from hidebound idiots is not difficult,” said Sophie. “That man should be promoted, not given demerits.”

“I’m glad he isn’t,” said Dmitry, dryly. He was staring at Sophie.

“What’s wrong?” asked Sophie, sharply.

“Nothing! Er, I mean… nothing wrong,” said Dmitry.

“He’s admiring your legs and probably your backside,” said Karol. “A woman dressed as a boy is a very… affecting… thing for a man.”

“Oh!” said Sophie. “You saw my legs in my shift when I was confusing Zbiggy.”

“Yes, but… it did not sink in as much as we were in a hurry,” said Dmitry. “How did you get shorter than Svetelina?”

“She found some heeled boots which fit her, and we pouffed up her hair and I have flat heels and a flat cap,” said Sophie. “Are we ready? Herr Müller, with his daughter Selma, and his son, Sebastian.”

“And Schmidt, my man and chauffeur,” said Dmitry.

“No, your brother, Karl Müller; he is too precious to be a valet,” said Sophie. “You asked him to come, if anyone asks, for when the direction of travel diverges for your son, who is going to a naval academy in… Gdansk, whilst your daughter goes to Prague. And my fishing gear!” she flourished the case.

“Perfect,” said Karol, opening it to stow the weapon.

“Yes, of course. And we are going to catch the Transcarpathian Express in Svardovia,” said Dmitry.

“Let us go to find a shop that sells rolls and butter and coffee,” said Sophie. “Then, we can go to the station when the early train is due, and it will seem more natural. We do not know the neighbourhood for we have just moved into a house not far out of town, after our mother died.  You cannot cope with two lively young people, and we are off to school.”

“Do we need so much detail?” asked Svetelina.

“Oh, yes,” said Sophie. “It’s like acting. If you know everything about the person you are being, you will act like them, even if the story never comes out.  When we see children with their mother, we will look on them in envy, and you might dab your eyes delicately with a handkerchief, and I will scowl, so, and hunch my shoulders, and put my hands in my pockets like an angry little boy. I am an angry little boy, my mama is dead and it isn’t fair. And anyone who knows anything will read how Papa is in black, and we are in school clothes, and are being packed off because we are bereaved.”

“You do it so naturally,” said Dmitry. “I think my wife is my spymaster.”

Sophie laughed.

“But for now, your son is your son,” she said. “And you find my boyish high spirits irksome. If you cuff me or swat me, it will be in character.”

 

A bakery was found which served coffee and rolls, with a choice of butter, various preserves, or honey. Svetelina had intended to play with her food a little, but was too hungry when overcome by the scent of hot, fresh bread. Sophie happily dunked her bread in her coffee, being used to this custom.

“Papa, we should buy something for pausenbrot; we will not be able to get second breakfast on the train,” said Sophie. “And perhaps as well as sandwiches, some apfeltashe…” she added.

“Great God, do you never stop eating, boy?” asked Dmitry.

“I’m growing, Papa,” said Sophie. “Why, soon, I shall be as tall as Selma!”

Dmitry grunted, and dug in his wallet for money.

“Go get what you want,” he grunted.

This little byplay meant that nobody would wonder on them stocking up on food as they had had to abandon most of what was left of their supplies. Some woman in the waiting room would doubtless welcome some tinned fruit and meat, as they had kept only a couple of tins of evaporated milk. Left luggage had provided a worn carpet bag, a large satchel, and a small suitcase. Svetelina might carry the valise, and Sophie the satchel, and she filled it well with food.

And then they might go and wait for the train.

 

oOoOo

 

“What do you mean, you lost the prisoner?”

The sergeant was nonplussed; he was being questioned by no less a person than his own Archduke, who was no less intimidating for having singed eyebrows. 

“Er… well, the captain sent me and three of the lads to march ahead, and he and the corporal were on either side of the prisoner, and then two more behind. Well, the prisoner made a fuss, said he wasn’t this Ónodi the captain said he was, and then he was singing those awful Austrian tramping songs, and yodelling, and I heard the captain hit him, and tell him to be quiet. And we were nearly here, but when we got here and reported, and they looked at us funny, and when I turned round, they’d vanished into mid air. Do you suppose they were snatched by some flying ship?”

“Dolt! The guard went out and found your captain and the other men tied up and gagged by the side of the road!” screeched the Archduke. “I don’t know where they have gone, but it wasn’t into thin air, fairlyland, nor snatched by a flying ship. Here is a photograph; is that your prisoner? A blond man?”

The sergeant looked carefully at a picture taken in the Archduke’s vestibule, a security measure Dmitry had not known about.

“Oh, no, my lord. The prisoner had a longer face, and darker hair, more light brown than blond.”

“What?” the Archduke was nonplussed. “But if he is not Ónodi, what was the point of rescuing him?”

“I don’t know, sir, but I followed orders, and my orders were not to turn around and gawp, so I did not,” said the sergeant, stolidly. He was not going to take the blame for something which was the captain’s responsibility.

As the captain was still unconscious, he could not answer harsh questions himself but marks had been found where people had come down to the road from the wooded slope above, from near the Gargantua; and presumably they had gone back up that way, with intent of meeting a flying machine at some point. Ferdinand would have this village searched, on the off-chance of the fugitives having been so bold as to make for the railway, but he did not really believe it.

 

oOoOo

 

Sophie had risen to take Svetelina’s chair for her, to rise and leave, when a patrol of soldiers marched in. They stood back out of the way to permit them passage.

“Have there been any strangers in here?” barked the sergeant of the patrol. “They might have been wearing military trousers, but were pretty unkempt.”

“No, soldier, no strangers in here,” said the pretty serving girl. “Only locals.”

Sophie had told her that they had moved in after their mother had died, and hoped she would keep an eye out for his poor papa. Therefore, Herr Müller was not a stranger, in her eyes.

“Are you certain?”

“Of course I am certain, and don’t you go bullying me, Wilhelm Martin, just because you have a uniform. Herr Müller might know. Herr Müller, have you seen any strangers around?”

“I keep myself to myself, and don’t take account of any strangers,” grunted Dmitriy. “And I take my shotgun to dirty travellers and their whores creeping about my place.”

“And where is your place?” asked the sergeant.

“Why, everyone knows that,” grumbled Dmitry. “It’s a half an hour in the motor vehicle, up the ridge.”

“The old Steiner place,” nodded the serving wench. “A bit of work needed on it. My young man is always ready to do odd jobs at the weekends.”

Dmitry grunted and nodded.

“He’ll be at it half a year,” he said.

“Well, perhaps it will be less, he is a hard worker,” said the girl.

“Well, here’s some on account, and he’d better arrive early,” said Dmitry, giving her paper money. It disappeared into her bosom. The sergeant moved on, disgusted.

“Them!” said the girl. “Always nosy about things that are none of their business. But he seems to be after prowlers.”

“He’ll have a job,” said Dmitry. “One of them fell in the old well.”

That would go around, and give the army something to do.

 

They walked to the railway platform, and sat down, not hurrying or making a display of themselves. They occasioned very little interest, and when the train pulled into the station, they got on, Sophie apologising for her cumbersome ‘fishing rods.’

They had paid for their tickets, and might show them to the inspector, and kept themselves to themselves at the longer wait at the big station in the capital.

“I thought we might go right on into Svardovia,” said Dmitry, in a low voice. “I considered having Sebastian pull the communications cord once we had got through the cutting, but that would bring too much attention, we could not just leave the train.”

“It’s not as if there was Victorina to worry about, after all,” said Sophie.

Their plans were to be somewhat disrupted.

After the capital, there was another halt before the border crossing, through the mountains, but the train waited, and continued to wait.

And then there were soldiers pouring onto the train. Sophie stifled a gasp.

“Attention!” cried a soldier in a stentorian voice. “You are to take your hand luggage and leave the train immediately! Do not pause. Anything you leave might be lost, so move down the carriage in a orderly fashion!”

There was nothing to do but obey; and like the other passengers, they milled about on the small platform. The train shunted off onto a siding; and down the line came striding a small army of Gargantua.

 

Wednesday, April 16, 2025

trouble in svardovia 15

 sorry to be a little late, I overdid things in the garden rather, and I am paying for it 


Chapter 15

 

“We might have overcooked that,” said Dmitry.

“It didn’t touch the servants’ hall, and that’s all that matters,” said Sophie. “Look, the guards have run towards it.”

“The crew should be asleep,” said Karol.

They ran up the access ladder to the Gargantua  and the girls pulled it up, whilst Dmitri and Karol looked over the controls.

“It’s an engine on the principles of Herr Rudolf Diesel,” said Karol. “It’s a compression-ignition engine so it should work without trouble in any weather.”

“Well, very nice, but lecture me on your perversions later and get the ruddy thing going,” said Dmitry. “You don’t have to fondle it, only drive it.”

Karol turned a key in the dashboard and the engine roared into life.

“Like that?” he said.

“It’s a good start,” said Dmitry. “Girls, I believe the pods to each side are for the gunners; I know Sophie knows something about Nordenfelts, what about you, Svitelina?”

“If soldiers and sailors can learn how to use them, I’m sure I can,” said Svitelina.

“If it jams, stop firing,” said Dmitry. “Pull the cocking lever back to eject a dud, and if it works, good, if it doesn’t, you’re stopped until we have a workshop. Every third round should be tracer so you can see where you’re firing. If we have to.”

“We’ll find something to shoot up, just to get the practice,” said Sophie. “That’s a lot of engine; it takes up most of the vehicle. This control area is tiny.”

“It will take a lot of engine,” said Karol. “I think we’re supposed to operate one leg each.”

“It’ll be like three-legged races back in Winchester,” said Dmitry. “We count One-And-Two, like we did when we won twenty guineas off those senior boys.”

“Good times,” said Karol. “Fine, you go first as always.”

Sophie found a loudspeaker, and one which relayed the sounds from outside. Someone was shouting, “Look, the machine! It is moving!”

“Ach, you fool, Hansel, it is moving away from where it might be damaged with explosives, it must be the pilots in there, nobody else could drive it without practice.”

“… and TWO and one and TWO!” Karol and Dmitry were counting.[1]

It seemed to work very well.

“Polonaise to right wheel,” said Dmitry.

“Whistle a good dance tune for me,” said Karol. Dmitry complied.

The machine dipped alarmingly as the pair polonaised on a curve.

“Kick in the gate, or stomp on it?” asked Karol.

“See if it will stomp,” said Dmitry. “There’s something very satisfying in breaking things belonging to enemies. I had a great deal of fun throwing Victorina’s collection of Meissen figurines at her; ugly things, anyway.”

“Worth a small fortune, though,” sniggered Karol. “What had she done?”

“Trapped me in her bedroom and stole my clothes,” said Dmitry. “We were staying there and I got ‘accidentally’ wet. She arranged it, of course. I was naïve, then, and foolishly accepted the offer of a hot bath, and when I got out, my clothes were gone, and Victorina was naked on the bed. I tried to sidle out and she went on the offensive.”

Karol sniggered.

“I can just imagine you, dressed in an inadequate little towel, steaming gently, and seizing on the first thing to hand as she advanced, titties akimbo, with her too, too solid flesh.”

“Svetelina,” said Sophie, “They haven’t grown up from being schoolboys, have they?”

“Well, I knew Karol hadn’t,” giggled Svetelina.

“You love me youthful and insouciant,” said Dmitry.

Sophie giggled.

“Of course I do,” she said.

“ONE two, ONE two, STOMP stomp,” counted Dmitry. The gate dutifully buckled under the monstrous steel feet of the gargantua.  The boys were laughing and whooping.

“He’ll be hard pressed to call out anyone until the fire is under control,” said Svetelina. “It’s an inferno; you didn’t do that just with dynamite, did you?”

“We might have nipped down to the cellars and used most of his supply of schnapps,” said Sophie. “We doused everything we could, including the landing carpet.”

“Well, I must say, you know how to set a good diversion, my princess,” said Karol. “Svetka, my sweet, why are none of your schoolfriends as resourceful as Sophie?”

“No idea,” said Svetilina. “Go to England as ambassador and find another English girl with the winning of wars on the playing fields of… of Roedean.”

“I’ve played field hockey in an informal match against a ladies’ team; never again,” said Dmitry. “They’d scare Bismark’s crack troops.” [2]

“We played lacrosse, when I was at school in England,” said Sophie, demurely. “It’s not as gentle as field hockey.”

They all laughed.

The men had their rhythm now, without needing to count, and strode across the countryside, keeping to fields below the ridges where they could, so as not to be seen on the skyline, but avoiding the valley bottom where the railway ran for now, in case vigilant railway men saw their passing, and their route was analysed. It seemed to be going well. 

Until the engine started sputtering and coughing.

“Hell! It’s out of juice,” said Dmitri. “Squat the damn thing, or we won’t ever get out.”

“Right, girls, wedge your cameras for long shots, and take every angle from outside,” said Karol. “I’ll rely on the battery having enough charge to photograph the engine compartment. Dmitry, see if you can get the heat-ray off, even if we can’t take it with us, we can photograph it. Thank goodness there’s a moon.”

The young people sprang into action. Sophie concentrated on shots of the legs, and the arrangement of the external gearing, as Svetelina took photographs of front and rear, her camera propped up securely, as each photograph would take six or seven seconds in the less than ideal conditions. Dmitri found a tool kit and set to work dismantling the heat ray. 

“Karol! I can’t get it into elements less than six feet long, because I don’t know what is important, and what isn’t!” said Dmitry.

“We must take it back with us!” said Karol.  “Fate put it in our hands, we can’t just lose that advantage.”

“Well, all I can think of, is to pray for a miracle,” said Dmitry. He sounded a trifle frazzled.

“Dmitry, how far are we from the railway?” asked Sophie.

“About a mile,” said Dmitry.

“And from a village where the milk train stops?”

“Two, maybe three miles; but we can’t take the thing in the train. We’d be arrested immediately.”

“Not if two men were carrying the wife of one of them on a stretcher, to go to the hospital; she’s been in labour for hours and you were getting scared.”

“My bride is a miracle!” cried Dmitry.

“I can act that,” said Svetelina. “I am otherwise the lightest of us, I think.”

  “We need to stuff something up your skirt to look like pregnancy,” said Sophie.

“Karol, go and requisition a wine skin from some peasant,” said Dmitry. “Leave gold, but get me a sewn up dead goat with wine or oil in it, I don’t care which.  Something that will wobble properly but not give too much.”

Karol set off as if such instructions were quite normal.

“Does he know how to procure such a thing?” asked Sophie.

“Of course he does; he’s been my scrounger since we were at school,” said Dmitry. “I don’t have to tell Karol how to procure anything, I just tell him what I need and he gets it.  Cut some ribbons or tapes, my dear, you’ll be attaching the top end round Svetelina’s waist and the bottom end round the tops of her thighs and I can hardly help with that.”

“You had better make the stretcher, then; tape two alpenstocks together with medical tape and then use bandages or something to make a bed.”

“That, I can do,” said Dmitry. “It’ll take most of our medical kits.”

“Better that than needing them because we’ve been pinned down, and by the way, we should move away from here as soon as Karol returns,” said Sophie.

“Yes, and let us lurk in that spinney anyway,” said Dmitry.

The spinney was a small stand of trees on a hill between field and road, and Dmitry’s heart froze to hear the sounds of marching feet.

“I wish you will tell me what I am supposed to have done,” Karol’s voice complained, loudly. “I was going to pay for my provisions. I’m on a walking holiday.”

“Be silent!” snarled another voice. “You will have time to talk soon, and then you will beg to tell all you know, and where your women are, and you will be recognised as Major Ónodi, and you can tell us why you blew up the palace and stole the Gargantua.”

“My dear chap, I don’t know what you are talking about,” said Karol. “My name is not Ónodi; you have mistaken me for someone else.”

Dmitry had moved rapidly through the spinney to overlook the road, the girls with him, where Karol was being marched between two men, with four others in front of him, and two behind him.

“And who else would go for succour to the nearest dwelling from where the machine was left?” demanded the military voice, in scorn. “We were sent by telephone, as soon as the position of the machine was determined by radio-location.”

“That’s how they found us,” muttered Dmitry, grimly.

“I know nothing of any machine,” said Karol. His voice dropped in pitch as they marched away.

“He was warning us to leave,” said Dmitry. “And he was right, there will be soldiery all over the machine soon. If we bury the heat ray machine, and you girls go to the railway, and just take a train, I will go and see if I can rescue Karol. It’s possible they’ll buy his story, as he won’t be recognised as one of Ferdinand’s visitors, but I don’t want to take any chances.”

“We’ll bury it in leaves here, but we’re coming,” said Sophie. “You might need us, and it will do Svetelina no good to be worrying over her brother.”  She sniggered. “The ones at the front were just marching; if we could get ahead of them by slithering down the slope on the other side of this road, where it doubles back, going into the valley, we could jump the two at the back, and then the two with him, and Svetelina could draw Karol off the road, and we just lie low.”

“I like the measure of brutal simplicity,” said Dmitry. “It’ll be a massively crazy scramble, but I think we have time.” He was already throwing leaves over the stretcher on which the weapon lay, and the girls joined him. Then, the were running across the road and half-running, half slithering down the steep wooded slope to where the road snaked down from the hogsback they had been following. They reached the treeline as the marching soldiers came into view around the corner, and snaked forward towards the road, on their elbows.

“At least the inn is just around the next corner,” grumbled one of the front soldiers. “Marching up and down hill overnight isn’t my idea of fun. The idiot is one of those walkers, you’ll see, and the captain, made to look foolish.”

Dmitry grinned; that should make it easier if the ones at the front were heading firmly for an inn. Presumably here would be transport, since to call the snaking way up the hogsback a ‘road’ was to be unduly generous in its description.

   As the inn was not even in sight on this part of the track, they should have time.

Dmitry gave an owl hoot, and then they were moving, running on their toes behind the two soldiers at the back, who went down to brutally-applied pistol butts to the backs of their heads. Karol had started singing a gay tramping song to cover any noise.  He stamped his feet and kicked them up, displaying as he went to slap his shoe that his hands were bound.

Svetelina helped Sophie catch hers and ease him to the ground, and Dmitri ran forward. The captain went down, and Karol turned to smash his head into the face of the other. Dmitri hit him too, and the girls pulled the stunned men off the road, into the rank weeds that edged it whilst Karol continued his song.

The four at the front marched on, oblivious.  Karol yodelled happily.

Dmitry slapped his hands together loudly.

“Silence, you!” he said.

“Just trying to jolly you lot up,” said Karol.

Then they slid off the road and went back to join the women, who were trussing up the captain and his men efficiently and ruthlessly. Dmitri and Karol went back up the hill for the stretcher and its precious load, sliding it down as they returned, whilst the girls watched their prisoners.

Karol was sniggering.

“I’m just imagining the scene when they get to that inn in the village around the corner,  saluting and reporting in as the prisoner escort under Captain Von Furzarsh, or whatever his name is,” he said. “And some officer saying, ‘But where is this prisoner you were escorting, private?’ and then they turn round, and there I am not.”

“And there you had better me not in a hurry before they come back looking,” said Sophie. “Over the road and keep going down, which should bring us to the railway.”

“And the village they were taking me to,” said Karol.

“Which is the last place they will look for you, but you and Dmitri should take the trousers of two of our prisoners as the lederhosen are now out of place,” said Sophie.

They took the trousers and then moved off; they could dress elsewhere, but it was likely to become a little busy on this part of the road before long.

Once the Tyrolean hats and lederhosen were discarded, and the soldiers’ trousers were assumed, the men, at least, would pass for any male peasant.

“Quickly, onto the station, and into the ladies’ rest room,” said Sophie.

“But we cannot go in there, it says ‘women only,” said Karol.

“Of course it does! And will the Germanic mind consider disobeying?” said Sophie, impatiently.

“Good point,” said Dmitry.

 Here they might get their breaths and plan.

“We also need clothes,” said Sophie.

“There will be a room for luggage which is being sent ahead, or sent for, for people,” said Dmitry. “If we are to travel by rail, jackets and hats would be appropriate.”

“Yes, because we have no porter’s uniform,” said Sophie. “I think we need to transform one of you into an old man, with chalk in your hair and whiskers.”

“Cinders too, if we can, to grey it,” said Dmitry. “What are you thinking? An old man seeing his daughters to school and his valet?”

“Something along those lines,” said Sophie. “Svetelina and I will look, whilst you do artistry to your faces.”

“So long as I don’t have to be his wife; I’m partial to my whiskers and they are virginal and untouched,” said Karol. “Though, if it came to it, I’m more partial to my life.”

The girls slid out, and into the luggage room; and Sophie saw a familiar trunk with a label on it, ‘For attention of the Archduke.’

“Well, the long arm of coincidence,” she said. “That’s my school trunk! Zbignevosky must have had it sent for, to see what he could find out about me.”

 



[1] It’s steampunk. If I knew how it worked I’d be writing to the patents office and making a mint.

[2] My brother’s opinion, he being a lifelong hockey player.