Toll the Dead Man's Bells, book 12 in the Felicia and Robin series.
Robin and Felicia receive a letter from Fanny Rose, the beauty they met
on the ship on which they sailed to England. Fanny wrote an impassioned
plea for aid, as she has found a man who she wishes to marry, but there
has been trouble. Crispin Parsons, the family tutor, still carries a
torch for Fanny, and wishes to help her, even though she has found
another man.
As Robin and Felicia are about to leave England to take
Pernel and the other children to Italy for the winter, they decide to
break their journey in Kent, near Canterbury, to look into Fanny’s
unspecified troubles.
What they find is a very unpleasant family
indeed, and some nasty things going on. A lot of secrets are revealed,
regarding Fanny as well as her betrothed’s family.
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The Armitage Chronicles a spinoff from the Jane and Caleb series
By request, “The Armitage Chronicles” is a deeper look at the romances
seen in the background in ‘Jane and the Sins of Society’ as well as a
visit to Agnes Fanshawe, an old school friend of Jane’s, who is also
mentioned in that book. This book is a collection of three novellas,
covering their stories. Laura Finds Love Laura Evans struggles to handle
the spite of a prettier girl who makes fun of her appearance and pokes
fun at Laura’s other friends. Laura feels her looks would never attract
someone like Gerard, Marquess of Falkrington, known to be a
heart-breaker, and quickly bored by any female. However, Gerard is about
to learn that he is more interested in how much personality a girl has,
rather than her superficial looks. The Governess’s New Job It is one of
the clichés of romance, that the noble lord marries his governess.
However, the novels generally have the courtship before marriage, and do
not involve a proposal to save the noble lord’s life by being with
child as soon as possible to deter his assassination. Her whirlwind
wedding to Michael Strode, Duke Braxtrode, is encouraged by his three
daughters, but the family still faces danger. Nessie Fanshawe and the
Dastardly Doctor Agnes ‘Nessie’ Fanshawe is less of a poor little dab of
a woman than she was when first encountered in ‘Jane and the Opera
Dancer’, and is chaperoning her connexion, Emma Kemp, in Bath. However,
she cannot stand by when she has some worrying suspicions about a doctor
of whom she hears, and turns to her distant cousin, ‘Beau’ Popham for
advice.
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Monday, August 13, 2018
Sunday, August 12, 2018
The man from Somewhen
Some of you know I do book covers and sell the rights and one of the pictures I had created set me thinking. So this is a piece of flash fiction. This one also arises from the writer's group which holds challenges; this was part of one of the challenges I set
The man from somewhen
Emily woke
with a start. She had fallen asleep over
her book again, and the lazy summer’s afternoon had darkened into crepuscular
gloom. Her parents would be worried. She jumped up, but something in the woods
caught her attention.
It was a spark
of light, rapidly growing, until it formed a big glowing disk made of purple
and white flames. Nothing seemed to be
catching on fire, however, and Emily stared as a man stepped out of the disk. He
was wearing clothes which Emily would describe best as Victorian, including a
top hat. And Emily was pretty sure he
had not been behind the spark before it formed.
He looked
around, and stared at her.
“What are you
doing here? There should be nobody here,”
he said. He sounded rattled. “And your clothes ...”
“There’s
nothing wrong with my clothes,” retorted Emily. “I’m not the one looking as
though he’s going to a costume party.
Are you from the past or something?
I’ve read HG Wells’ ‘The Time Machine’, you know.”
“Hell,” said
the man. “What year is it?”
“2006,” said
Emily. “What year should it be?”
“I was aiming
for 1906,” he said. “What’s your name?”
“Emily Ward,
though I’m not sure I should be telling a complete stranger,” said Emily.
“Emily Ward? You
are named after an ancestress?”
“Yes, my
great-great-great-grandmother,” said Emily, counting on her fingers to check
the number of greats.
Behind him,
the glowing disk wobbled, flickered, and disappeared.
“You shouldn’t
even exist,” said the man.
“Well, tough
shit, mate,” said Emily. “And you
shouldn’t exist now either, but I fancy you are stuck with it; unless you have
another time machine or whatever.”
He whirled
around.
His language
was not Victorian, or Edwardian, or whatever.
“And now,
perhaps, as you can’t get at my great-great-great-grandmother you can tell me
what you intended to do,” said Emily.
“There was an
opportunity on the timeline to make sure she did not meet your
great-great-great grandfather,” he said. “And it would have prevented your line
being born. I would not have killed her.”
“You would
have killed me,” said Emily. “Why on earth would you want to kill my whole
family line?”
“Because one
of you invented the first look-back machine, which led to the temporal entropic
portal,” he said. “Which is what I came
through. Have you any idea how much
crime can be committed when a criminal can pop back in time, pull a heist, and
then nip back into the future, beyond the time of the statute of limitations?”
“How come
yours went pear shaped then?” asked Emily.
“To pull a heist like that, you need to get back to your own future.”
“It’s not
supposed to operate if there are any other people inside 200m of it,” he
explained. “And you were not expected to
be here. You have a time by which you
are supposed to be home.”
“Yes, and I
fell asleep,” said Emily. “I should have
been home ages ago. And by the way, you
haven’t told me your name.”
“David Ward,
great-great-great grandmother,” he said, mockingly.
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Monday, July 30, 2018
Libby's Luck is live
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If you've read Daisy's Destiny there are some hints at what is going on back at Swanley Court, but nothing in Libby Freemantle's letters hint at the initial misunderstandings and frictions between the head preceptress and the newest trustee, replacing Mr Everard. As the misunderstandings are ironed out, they work together both on the problems of the new girls from the harsh school in Oxford, and on problems caused by unsavoury elements in Lucius Belvoir's own home neighbourhood.
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If you've read Daisy's Destiny there are some hints at what is going on back at Swanley Court, but nothing in Libby Freemantle's letters hint at the initial misunderstandings and frictions between the head preceptress and the newest trustee, replacing Mr Everard. As the misunderstandings are ironed out, they work together both on the problems of the new girls from the harsh school in Oxford, and on problems caused by unsavoury elements in Lucius Belvoir's own home neighbourhood.
Bess and the Dragons 1
This is a story aimed at young teens, in which Walter Raleigh went in search of El Dorado and found .... dragon eggs. It takes place in an alternate Merrie England, and opens in 1599 when eleven year old Bess Marlowe is encouraged by her guardian, Master Will Shakespeare, to see if she will be accepted into the School of Wyrm Lore and Draxterelry.
Naturally, England's enemy, Spain, is not happy that England might have a strategic advantage, and Bess and her friends must face danger as well as learning how to be Draxtereleers.
This is a work in progress and I'm posting it to make myself get my finger out to complete it.
Chapter 1
The large,
red-brick country house was just a few hundred paces from the gatehouse where
the hopeful candidates were gathering. All they had to do to take up a place at
the school was to walk up the drive.
The huge,
lavender-coloured dragon blocking their way was the only obstacle. Bess knew, because Master Shakespeare had
told her, that the lavender dragons were Lorewyrms, reckoned the cleverest of
all dragons.
“How can they
expect us to go past a dragon before
we’re trained to deal with them?” demanded a big, heavy-set boy. He was plainly a prosperous merchant’s son,
with good woollen broadcloth clothing, and embroidered bands.
“It’s not
fair. I’m not staying. I never thought
it would be like this,” the aristocratic girl in a brocade farthingale whined.
She was not
the only one to think that way; quite half the hopeful candidates for the School of Wyrm Lore and Draxterelry retreated,
though one boy was driven back by his father, who had brought him himself in
his heavy covered travelling waggon.
Bess
sighed. She had not intended to stand
out, or make a spectacle of herself; being the illegitimate daughter of a
playwright who had died in dubious circumstances was not something that made
one seek public notice, but if none of the other idiots were going to manage to
do it, one of them must show the way.
She turned to
the boy who had been shooed back by his father, an expensive looking youth, and
smiled; and smiled too at the tatterdemalian girl with bare feet. The faces of
both were expressive and intelligent; their background did not matter.
“Come with
me,” she said, holding out her hands.
“Yes, look
you, I will, right willingly,” the ragged girl took her hand. Several of the better dressed youngsters shuddered,
and one of the rich-looking girls shrieked.
“Be careful,
you might get plague from the Welsh doxy!”
“Doxy? She’s a little girl like us, thou, rudesby,”
said Bess, deliberately using the familiar form of speech. “And art too busy shrieking for me to wish to
ask you.” Master Will Shakespeare, her
patron, had warned her that in the school there would be no favour for the
wealthy, for the favour of the dragons counted more than material wealth, or
she might not have dared.
“Why do you
ask me?” the boy asked her haughtily, looking down his nose.
“Because
though your courage is hiding, you look to be a companion worth having, if you
will accept aid to find it,” said Bess.
Long moments
he hesitated, and Bess wondered if he would prove too proud to accept the hand
of friendship from someone of lower estate than himself. He wavered, but put his hand forward.
Together, with
Bess leading, they started up the drive.
“Is… is this
what we are supposed to do?” asked the boy.
“It’s the only
way to get to the school, and someone has to show the way,” said Bess. “A lorewyrm is hardly going to be there to
eat the candidates, but to test them.”
“I did not
like to be presumptuous,” said the Welsh girl.
“We have always honoured dragons in Wales. I may not look much, but my family claims
descent from Uther Pendragon. On the
wrong side of the blanket. My name is
Tangwystl Goch.”
“I’m born on
the wrong side of the blanket myself,” said Bess. “I’m Bess Marlowe. Our other friend, I fancy, is more regular in
his ancestors.”
“My father is
Lord Edward de Bercy,” said the boy, “and I’m his second son, Diccon, and he
wants me to be a Ruby Knight; but I am not of martial turn. I … if I was lucky enough to bond, I would
rather bond with a lorewyrm,” he added in a rush.
“We should
concentrate on our lessons first, I fancy,” said Bess. “Greetings, great one. We wish to go to the school,” she said as
they approached the big amethyst dragon. She dropped a deep curtsey. Tangwystl copied her, though not as
elegantly, and Diccon bowed.
The deep
violet eyes regarded them, thoughtfully, and for the first time they
experienced the heavy, pressing feeling of dragon thoughts in their heads.
“Greetings, young ones. You are here to study dragons, and to hope to
be matched with one as you mature. You have at least shown some
courage, as all Draxelteers require, which is especially sought by Ruby
dragons, the Warwyrms. Amethyst dragons seek wisdom; black Diamond dragons,[1] or Spellwyrms seek intellect
and talent. The Beryl dragons,
the Speedwyrms wish for those who can take quick decisions. Topaz dragon, falsely called Common Wyrms
seek those who nurture. It is my task to observe you, that you are placed in
the correct House in the school to study towards your aims. It is not fixed nor
unchanging,” she – they could feel she was a she – reassured them.
“Will we be barred from learning magic if we choose any but the
Diamond House?” asked Bess.
A huffing
noise issued from the nose of the Amethyst Wyrm. Bess realised it was laughter.
“All will be taught magic,” said the
Wyrm. “How well you take to it determines much. You thirst for knowledge, as does
Diccon. The way of the LoreWyrm is
hardest, for you must understand all the ways.”
“I am not
afraid of hard work,” said Bess.
“If that is
the way, so be it,” said Tangwystl.
“I want to
learn, more than anything else,” said Diccon.
“Then you will be placed in a House
appropriately. Pass, scholars,” and the mind voice was withdrawn, and the
massive head lifted from the path for them to pass underneath it.
“That was … amazing,” said Diccon.
“Incredible,”
agreed Bess.
“All I had
imagined and more,” breathed Tangwstyl.
“Which house do you suppose we shall be in? I hope we are together.”
“I … I had the
feeling that our own choices might count for something,” said Bess. “We did all secretly hope for Amethyst, did
we not?”
“I certainly
did,” said Diccon.
“And I,” said
Tangwystl.
They came to
the door of the school, and Bess looked at the other two, shrugged, and turned
the handle. It opened silently, and the
three almost fell over in shock when a noise of cheering broke out.
The older
youths of previous years were sat at long tables; five tables, and on the dais,
adults, presumably the professors who would teach them. With a shock, Bess realised that they all,
men and women alike, wore galligaskins, much decorated and many of them in soft
leather. Over them they wore mannish doublets and jerkins, some of the men
bowing to fashion with the peasecod shape, some plainer. The women at least wore their breeches wider,
so they might almost pass as a knee-length skirt.
The central
figure, an elderly gentleman, came forward, and made a slight bow. Unlike the
rest of the staff, he wore a formal robe, and a scholar’s hat rather than the
flat cap most of the rest wore, with or without decoration.
“Congratulations
to our first arrivals this year,” he said.
He had an accent of the low countries and Bess gasped; this must be the
near-legendary Master Piet Van Huys, and
he must be the companion of the Lorewyrm who waited without! She could have kicked herself for not
realising sooner, for only Skyshadow could be an adult of such size, since
Lorewyrms never stopped growing, and Skyshadow had been bonded before, perhaps
many times, choosing to rebond with a shipwrecked Flemish merchant, Master, or
Mynheer, Van Huys. The tale was one told
by minstrels, up and down the land, and how Master Van Huys had met Raleigh on his second voyage to the island of the eggs,
and he and Skyshadow had agreed to return with him to England rather
than to give knowledge of Draxterelry to the hated foreign rulers of the
Spanish Netherlands.
Van Huys
smiled benignly on Bess and her companions.
“I see that
you have heard of me, of Piet Van Huys,” he said.
Bess and Tangwystl
curtseyed hastily, and Diccon bowed.
“Your honour’s
fame has spread the length of England. And Wales,” Diccon added hastily.
Van Huys
beamed.
“Ah, the joys
of notoriety,” he murmured. “I believe a
few more are coming; let us welcome them, and then when all are safely gathered
in, we may assign you to your houses.
Pray take a seat on the edge of the dais and await the newcomers.”
The three
youngsters did as they were bid, feeling very much under the eye of the
established scholars on their separate tables, one each around a square, and
one in the middle. The carven backs of
each chair was set with a painted plaque, picturing a dragon in the colour of
the House of each table. The central table was Amethyst; the furthest was
Beryl; the nearest, Black. On each side
were Ruby and Topaz. And the students
at each table wore doublets in the colours of their own House over their own
galligaskins, and loose scholar’s gowns over them. Those who wore flat caps
rather than just the usual simple linen cap also had them in the house
colours. One could not tell who was
wealthy and who was poor, even as Master Shakespeare had said. Bess squeezed Tangwystl’s hand, and the young
Welsh girl squeezed back to indicate that she had understood. It was interesting to notice, however, that
there were a few older ones whose hats had a jewelled pin in them, and some did
not.
“The ones with
jewels in their hats are bonded to dragons,” whispered Bess to her companions.
It showed how
few succeeded in bonding; there was only one youth on the amythest table with a
jewel in his hat, though there were a few more at each of the other tables.
Interestingly too, the side tables of Ruby and Topaz scholars were the largest,
with more scholars.
And then the
next scholar was coming in, and Master Van Huys waited for the two following
and then made his welcome speech again. The first boy was the big, heavy-set
lad with expensive clothes, and a cheerful countenance who had wondered how
they were to deal with a dragon before they were trained; he gave a rueful
smile at the three, acknowledging that they had shown the way as he introduced
himself as Lancelyn Webber. He was
followed by a boy who was dressed according to the fashions of the gentry, but with
neatly darned sleeves at the elbow, named John Seymour, and a girl who could
not keep the wonder from her face as she looked around, one Jane Evrard. Over the next half hour, six more made their
way in, including the girl with the farthingale who had been rude to Tangwystl,
who stared in horror at girls in galligaskins, and complacently tweaked at her
own skirts. Bess heard Tangwystl suppress a snigger. She would soon learn.
And then Piet
Van Huys made a curious gesture and the big double doors closed. Bess gasped as
she seemed to feel a rushing feeling in her head. Tangwystl held her ears, Diccon put his hand
to his head, as did another boy who had introduced himself as Aloysius Cobb. There were a few nods from those on the black
table of the diamond students.
“That is all,”
Van Huys said. “No-one else has found
their courage and it is too late for them this year.” He looked down at the
dozen children sitting on the edge of the dais. “And now, I will place you into
your houses, according to the findings of Skyshadow, who has spoken with all of
you. Rise, and when your name is called,
take a seat at the table you are sent to.” They stood, obediently.
[1] This was
a time before the ‘brilliant cut’ made diamonds into sparkling jewels acting
like prisms; most were cut to be square stones and appeared black.
Sunday, July 29, 2018
Don't piss off a writer
Sid Smith,
on whom derision's poured
Because, I
fear, he is a fraud
Back in
March he promised then
To make me
panels for a pen
To give my
cats a place to play
Safe, where
they cannot go astray.
Such panels
he had made before
Well-wrought,
they were, without a flaw
But by the
ending of July
I fear with
my cash he did fly.
Sid is, I
fear, a rotten scunner
And with my
money did a runner.
'Quality
Hutches and Runs' he makes
Alas, it
seems he is a fake
His
reputation can get slighter
Because he
has pissed off a writer.
Friday, July 27, 2018
Wild Things and Horses
July
1818
The sun beat down relentlessly on Jenefer’s
head as she made her way up the drive to Lord Summerhey’s fine Palladian house.
She sighed.
Doubtless it was a waste of time and
effort, but she had to try.
She knocked, and found herself
confronted by a very grand footman.
“I’ve come to see the Marquis,” she
said. “It’s a matter of business. My
name is Miss Hellyer.”
“I will see if his lordship is at
home; please wait,” said the starchy butler, motioning her into the grand
vestibule.
Jenefer sighed in relief at the
coolness of that marble-clad room. She
judged that the walls here were real marble, not the painted faux marble
favoured by many. Pink-shot panels were
surrounded by frames of darker pink breccias, light against the general grey of
the wall, and the floor was in marble tiles of dark and light grey. A grand, white staircase sprang away to upper
floors, and sundry doors opened off the vestibule. Jenefer tentatively sat down on one of the
delicate Louis Quinze chairs.
She jumped up at the sound of an
amused voice.
“Well, you don’t look like a
Paphian.”
She felt suddenly very conscious of
her old, out-of-date cotton gown, her darned gloves, and felt certain that the
speaker could even see the darn on her stocking toe, under her heavy brogues.
She was aware that her capote bonnet had been out of date for many years.
“Sir, I am not a Paphian,” she said.
The man who emerged from the shadows
was tall; so very tall! Jenefer was a
small, neat person with the dark hair of her Celtic forebears, and she barely
reached his collar-bone! For the rest, he was unremarkable, if described, and
yet he had a presence which filled the room.
His face was as swarthy as any farmer or sailor, making his tow-coloured
hair and piercingly bright blue eyes the more startling. He was casually dressed, but the fabric was
of the finest, and did not hide his broad shoulders and slim hips. His neck tie was a casual knot, of no
recognisable style, but it suited him.
“No, I believe I said I did not
think you were. I wondered who you might
be, and what you might want.”
“I came to see the marquis; are you
he, or has he sent you to get rid of me?”
“Why, if I planned to get rid of
you, I would hardly ask what you wanted, would I?”
“No, I suppose not, but it might be
a politely conventional question posed before an equally polite but definite
brush-off,” said Jenefer, candidly. “You didn’t say if you were the marquis or
if you were an amanuensis.”
“No, I didn’t, did I?” his eyes
sparkled with near malicious humour.
“Treat me like an amanuensis and tell me why you want to see the
marquis.”
“Well, sir, it is because the
marquis loves horses, and I hoped he would be amenable to help save the Exmoor
ponies,” said Jenefer. “Any man who has
been written about in the news for having severed connexions with his mistress
because she was cruel to her horse cannot be all bad.”
He blinked.
Whatever he might have expected,
this was not it.
“Why on earth do the Exmoor ponies
need saving?” he demanded.
“Oh, it is the fault of that horrid
man, John Knight, who has bought the royal forest, now it has been sold
off. He wants to put it all to the
plough, to the detriment of all the livestock, and those farmers who have had
rights of forage for their pigs and kine, but he’s also driving off the
ponies,” said Jenefer, passionately.
“Indeed? They are the oldest breed of British pony, I
believe,” he said.
“Yes, and it would be a shame if
they just were captured and domesticated and bred with other ponies, so that
heritage was lost,” said Jenefer. “Oh,
please, will you ask the marquis if he will help? I ... horses and ponies trust me, so I could
help with rounding them up, but I ... I have no monetary resources to help,
Papa’s pension does not go far.”
“He is a soldier?”
“A sailor, he was second lieutenant
on a frigate, but he was blinded in a magazine explosion. He was lucky to survive, though he has often
said he wished he had not done so,” said Jenefer softly.
“He is lucky to have a loving and
caring daughter. And as for telling the
marquis, why, you have done so quite adequately.”
She stared.
“You are the marquis? But I asked,
and you said you were an amanuensis.”
“No, Miss Hellyer, I told you to
treat me like an amanuensis. I thought I
might get further if you weren’t about to gush.”
“I don’t gush, my lord; I have what
many people in your position would consider a deplorable lack of
gushiness. If there is such a word.”
“Well, there is now, if there wasn’t
before,” said the marquis. “Well, here you
see me, Neville Summer, Marquis Summerhey, do you really think I cannot be all
bad?”
“Well, as an animal-lover, I am
biased,” said Jenefer, candidly. “The
vicar, however, denounces you roundly as a womaniser and a misogynist, though I
should have thought that posited an oxymoron.”
Neville gave a harsh bark of
laughter.
“He means, you innocent little doe
... you look remarkably like a doe, you know, big brown pleading eyes, and
somewhat untamed for all your docile appearance ... that I look on women only
for my own entertainment. Those I pay attention to, anyway.”
“Do you?”
“On the whole, the ones I have met,
yes,” said Neville. “Most of the females I know are either irritating or
stupid, except for the ones who are both irritating and stupid.”
“Dear me,” said Jenefer. “You appear to have had as limited experience
with women as I have had with men, since most of the men I have met are either
annoying or tedious, save for those which manage to be both annoying and tedious.”
“Touché, Miss Hellyer,” said the
marquis. “Yes, I have met our worthy neighbours, and most of them are as dull
as ditchwater. I take it that any kind
of season is out of the question?”
“On my father’s pension? Yes. He was a younger son, and sadly devoid of
rich uncles with a desire to leave any money to him. But it is not an uncommon state of
affairs. When he was still in the navy,
he was able to keep a wife and child well enough so long as we were not extravagant,
and Mama was never extravagant, being a curate’s daughter. However, I have resigned myself to the
inevitable, and I am hoping to have books on the wildlife of Exmoor
published. Or I was before the wildlife
was placed in jeopardy. I am a competent
artist.”
“Perhaps the production of such a
book will also prompt more people to do their part in facilitating the wildlife
before this fellow, what was his name? Gets it ploughed.”
“John Knight; he’s an ironmaster
from Wolverly,” said Jenefer with distaste. “Do you think it would help? I will put all my savings into having it published
in that case.”
Neville frowned.
“Will you permit me to sponsor it,
as my effort towards saving the wildlife?
I also have contacts which can more easily find a publisher.”
“Oh, sir, if you will, but I must
pay you back.”
“You shall do so, when it is selling
well enough to do so,” said the marquis, hoping that she had not overestimated
her ability as an artist. Wildlife books
sold readily enough if well illustrated. But she seemed not to be the sort of
young lady to exaggerate her abilities.
“And I will see about having some of the ponies moved to my own
land. May I drive you home?”
“I do not like to impose, but if the
offer is genuine, not politeness, I will gladly take you up on it,” said
Jenefer. “It is a six mile walk, and in
this heat it has been trying.”
“Good grief, Miss Hellyer! You must partake of some refreshment before
returning as well; I supposed you to have come up the drive only, from the
village,” Neville was aghast. “No, do not protest; please come into the salon
through here, and I will ring for tea and biscuits.”
It was not unpleasant to have so
masterful a host, reflected Jenefer, and one who was sensible to the exertions
of a long walk in the sun. She supped
tea, and nibbled some delicious biscuits of various types, chatting about the
animals of the forest.
“I do have my commonplace book,” she
said, shyly. “I was going to show
pictures of the ponies, to melt a hard heart if I had to do so.”
“Then pray show it to me,” said
Neville.
Jenefer got it out of her large
reticule, and he perused her sketches.
“You really are very good,” he
said. “And some nice botanical studies
too; do you include those in your book?”
“Yes, sir, for the flowers and
insects are as much a part of the forest as the animals,” Jenefer replied.
“ And a shame if we lost any of
them. There are many kinds of grouse already which have died out in the forest,
as well as the wild boar,” said Neville.
“Although I cannot say I regret the boar.”
“They are said to be a trifle
aggressive,” agreed Jenefer.
Neville had ordered his curricle to
be set up and a groom to ride along on the back when he ordered tea, and when
Jenefer was refreshed, he led her round to the stables.
The sound of cursing and neighing
was to be heard before they went into the stable yard to see several hands
trying to hang on to a black steed, which was rearing and thrashing at them
with its hoofs. One of the men raised a
whip.
“Not
if you plan to keep your job,” bellowed the marquis. The man backed off guiltily, and the horse
reared up again, and seemed likely to run straight at Neville.
Jenefer walked forward.
“Now what’s all this, old boy?” she
said.
The plunging hoofs cycled once ...
twice ... and came down.
“So I should think,” said Jenefer,
severely. “What are you up to, frightening
everyone like that? Are you frightened,
old fellow?”
The horse nickered.
“I think that was agreement,” said
Neville. “What happened?”
“He broke out of his stall again, my
lord,” said the groom, gaping as Jenefer went up to what had been moments before
an equine demon, patting his nose. “I
dunno how the lady did that.”
“It doesn’t matter; what matters is
that she has Bellerophon calm for the first time since we have had him,” said
Neville.
“What has happened to him?” Jenefer was petting the big horse.
“He belonged to a female who was
whipping him,” said Neville. “The one you mentioned.”
“Oh,” said Jenefer. “He is such a softy, but I think he is afraid
of the stall. I don’t know what she has
done, but I think he associates the inside of a stable with a bad
experience. Perhaps she whipped him
worse inside so nobody would see. I
don’t think he is a horse who would do what he is told without wanting to do it
as well.”
“Miss Hellyer, if you can gentle
him, he is yours,” said Neville.
“I wish I could accept, but I must
decline, for we do not keep any kind of horse,” said Jenefer, blushing at
having to confess her poverty.
“Then I will leave standing orders
that you may ride him any time you wish,” said Neville. “He needs exercising, and if your papa will
permit me to escort you, I will be happy to pick you up, oh, three times a
week, say, to ride off his fidgets. He
won’t let me on him.”
“She’s had some paramour of hers
whip him, hasn’t she?” blurted out Jenefer.
“So that she doesn’t have to do the exercise for herself.”
Neville’s eyes narrowed dangerously.
“During her reign in my protection?”
he said, in a quiet, dangerous voice.
“You are not suggesting it was me?”
“Obviously not,” said Jenefer. “And
I wager whoever did it had to tie him.
He went for you when he saw you, not because he saw you as the
tormentor, but because you are dressed as a gentleman and you have a high
beaver. I suspect the woman was playing
you false. Someone who would hurt an
animal would do anything.”
Neville frowned.
“I did seem to run into Attenley
rather frequently,” he said. “And he has
a cruel streak. I don’t say you’re wrong.
I must approach Bellerophon without the hat.”
“With due respect, my lord, I
suggest you come to the stables without hat or coat to make his acquaintance,
for any gentleman expecting to undertake exercise would take his hat and coat
off, and he would see that happen.”
“Do you think he could be so
intelligent?”
“Oh, yes, indeed, sir, horses can be
very clever indeed,” said Jenefer.
“Very well. For now, as the weather is set fair, he can
go in the paddock,” decided Neville. “Will you lead him?”
“Gladly,” said Jenefer.
“Two of you, bring a manger out for
him,” said Neville. “Through here, Miss
Hellyer. And my thanks for your aid.”
“I am glad to be of some use,” said
Jenefer. “How fortunate it is that my bonnet is quite antediluvian in its
antiquity, and devoid of feathers, so that I did not remind him of that female,
for I cannot think that she even aspires to be a woman, never mind a lady.”
Neville laughed.
“It must be the first time in
history that a woman has been glad of an old bonnet,” he said. “May I suggest
that you continue to wear it to ride, rather than a riding hat?”
“Oh, I do not possess a riding hat,
nor a habit; but I will make do with a morning gown and this, my one bonnet,”
said Jenefer. “Bellerophon, he’s a Greek
hero, isn’t he? There’s a ship named Bellerophon and the men call her ‘Billy
Ruffian’ which is the best some of them can manage.”
“Yes,” said Neville. “But then, sometimes it is the humour of the
men, I suspect, not ignorance which changes names; I heard of ship captured
from the French which had been named ‘La Merle’, the blackbird, but a sailor
who had picked up French when captured suggested calling it the ‘Merde’, which
... dear me, I forgot what I was going to say.”
“You were about to forget the
presence of a lady and admit to a name which has a very questionable meaning,”
said Jenefer. “I do not know what it means, but I do know
that it is not a very proper word.”
“No, quite so,” said Neville.
“The marquis asked you to go riding
with him? Why?” asked Lt. Hellyer,
sharply.
“To exercise the horse nobody else
can go near,” said Jenefer.
The Lieutenant frowned.
If he had not known of his
daughter’s extraordinary gift with horses and ponies, he might have thought it
a very strange excuse indeed, but he did know, and he also knew that the
marquis was horse mad, and had been so from a very early age.
“Very well; but take care,” he said.
“Best of fathers,” Jenefer kissed
his cheek. “He’s hardly likely to be
setting up a dowdy little country mouse as a flirt, so you need not worry about
that.”
“I wish you were not dowdy,” sighed
her father.
“But if I were not dowdy, you would
worry more, and so would Bellerophon. My mount,” said Jenefer.
It was exhilarating to ride
Bellerophon, and if Jenefer’s ankles showed more than was decent, in an
ordinary round gown, the longest one she owned, then the marquis did not
comment. Bellerophon seemed to be
enjoying himself too.
“I’ve set in train the removal of
some ponies,” said Neville. “Will you be
able to help me with them in a week or so?”
“I’d be delighted,” said
Jenefer.
“I’ll tell your father, then; he
will, perhaps accompany us so you are chaperoned,” said Neville.
“He’d probably think that a good
idea,” said Jenefer. “I told him that you were hardly likely to set up as a
flirt a dowdy little country mouse, but fathers are supposed to be
over-protective.”
“Now from anyone else, I would
assume that to be a means to get me to demur about your self-description,” said
Neville. “You, however, I think meant it
without any expectation of being told otherwise.”
“Indeed not, sir; for it is the
truth.”
“So is ‘item: two lips, indifferent
red’, if you know your Shakespeare.”
“I do; but Twelfth Night is quite
silly in parts. I can’t see what Viola
saw in Orsino, he was an idiot.”
“Granted; but to my mind the best
man there, which isn’t saying a lot, is Feste the jester.”
“It’s a better name for Bellerophon,
you know, Feste; he’s more of a jester than a martial hero. He puffed up his girth to test me, and has
been messing about changing feet to lead off to see how much it upsets me.”
“Well, we shall change his name
then,” said Neville. “You are a pretty
girl, and it’s not your fault you are dowdy, since I collect you are handier
with a paintbrush and pencil than with a needle.”
“I can mend and darn, but I have no
enthusiasm for trying to copy a gown from a magazine, for I know that cheaper
material will not look as well for the style, and I will lose all enthusiasm to
see something look tawdry. I would
rather be dowdy than tawdry.”
“Bravo, Miss Hellyer, you are a
woman of integrity. Would you accept pay
for exercising Bel – Feste, I should say?”
“No, because it also gives me
pleasure. Besides, what does it look
like, if you pay me?”
“A good point. Supposing I asked my housekeeper to sort out
some of my mother’s gowns for you, including a habit which might be a little
out of date, but which would be better than a round gown, and asked you to
accept them as a thank you token?”
Jenefer flushed, and considered.
“I think you should ask my Papa,”
she said.
“I will do so,” said Neville.
Whatever the marquis said to Lt.
Hellyer, Jenefer did not know, though her father said that she was lucky to
have found a patron who cared about her reputation.
“Nobody can make comments if you are
dressed in the late marchioness’s clothing,” he said. “They will not be the
sort of clothes a man buys for a mistress.
I am sure you will make them over adequately, so the marquis can ride
with you without worrying that people will remark on how you are dressed. Having a title like ‘secretary of the horses’
is also a good idea.”
“Yes, Papa,” murmured Jenefer, who
had no idea that she held such a title.
The late marchioness had been a
stylish woman, but the gowns were now a few years out of date, so Jenefer was
much relieved. Anything too stylish and
modern would have been a problem. She
now possessed two riding habits, a plain beaver riding hat, York tan gloves,
and riding boots of Spanish leather in addition to sundry day gowns, a couple
of pelisses and one full dress gown; presumably the marquis felt he might need
her to present a plan for the ponies to other people willing to help.
The boots were a little large, but
this was better than being too small, and Jenefer wore them with an old pair of
soft pumps on inside them, which made them fit perfectly. The marchioness had, it seemed, had a fuller
figure too, and that meant that her clothes might be readily adjusted. It was very nice to have some virtually
unworn morning gowns, silk stockings by the score, several pairs of gloves, and
gowns for the winter too. Jenefer
suspected that one reason to buy her clothes was that the marquis was ashamed
to be seen with her in public, when rounding up the ponies; or perhaps, being
more charitable, was ashamed for her.
Several sets of his late father’s
smallclothes and a coat which was not too antiquated, were also sent for Lt.
Hellyer, who sighed, and said that one should not look a gift horse in the
mouth, and that charity was a blessing to those who practised it, even if the
proud disliked receiving it. He and
Jenefer crafted a polite note of thanks to the housekeeper for her kindness in
arranging old clothes for those who had need of them, and the housekeeper, a
Mrs. Forbes wrote back, saying that nothing was too good for a hero of the wars
against the French and his family.
“That makes it easier to accept,”
said Lt. Hellyer. “A gift in thanks for
service is a gift, more than it is a hand-out.
And I confess, I am happier that his lordship has seen fit to gift me
too, for then, the clothes for you are less to be remarked upon.”
“He is very clever like that, I
think,” said Jenefer.
A number of local gentry and a few
smart Londoners gathered for the collection and removal of the ponies, and
Jenefer flushed to find herself the object of scrutiny through a quizzing
glass.
“Ah, Timothy, allow me to introduce
you,” said Lord Summerhey. “The Viscount
Winteringham, Miss Hellyer. They called
us Summer and Winter at school and thought it funny. Miss Hellyer is my secretary of horse, Tim;
she has a talent with equines, which is how come you see her riding Feste,
previously known as Bellerophon, without any trouble. She’s working for me to record the wildlife
and circumstance of Exmoor before it vanishes altogether, because as you know I
draw as well as you do.”
“Which is to say, not at all,”
admitted the viscount, cheerfully.
“Pleased to make your acquaintance, Miss Hellyer; but don’t be surprised
if Neville shows you no consideration at all for your sex, he seems to be treating you like a lad.”
“Why, sir, I would rather that than
suffer the insult of having him treat me as a plaything,” said Jenefer.
“Wouldn’t say you don’t have a good
point,” said Winteringham. “Speaking of
insults, Nev, I’d be careful if I was you around Taunton, Levrington is
rusticating with his uncle, and apparently is swearing vengeance on you for
what he calls stealing a valuable horse.”
“Oh, he bought it for the fair Ella,
did he?” said Neville. “So she was
playing me false! Well, I gave her fair
value for Feste; I didn’t whip her.”
The Exmoor ponies were happy to trot
after Feste, when rounded up, and if Neville shook his head in wonderment that
they just followed Jenefer, he said nothing and rode with the others keeping
the small herd from breaking and running.
Soon they were established on his land, in his own tracts of forest and
moorland.
“Well done, Miss Hellyer,” he
said.
“Oh, I hardly did anything,” said
Jenefer.
He laughed.
“Except calm the ponies enough to be
able to actually move them.”
“Oh, well, it was not hard,”
“Permit me to be impressed,
anyway. You are a most remarkable woman,
Miss Hellyer.”
“Well, you may be impressed if you
really insist on it, my lord,” said Jenefer. “I don’t think that Feste is,
however. He was laughing at the ponies,
you know.”
“He probably regards them as
thoroughly plebeian beings,” said Neville, chuckling.
“From his point of view, they are, I
suppose. But also beautiful,” said
Jenefer.
Jenefer found herself riding alone,
having been collected by a groom, the next time she exercised Feste.
“His lordship popped into Taunton,
miss,” the groom informed her.
“I hope he avoids that fellow
Leverington,” said Jenefer.
“Oh, his lordship don’t need to
worry about him,” said the groom. “A man
like that ain’t no match for his lordship, nowise!”
“I’m glad to hear it,” said
Jenefer.
She rode largely on Summerhey’s own
lands, but gave Feste some work on the roads, so he would not be too used just
to grass, on the rides around the marquis’ estate. She was trotting along one road when a loud
report sounded as her hat was ripped from her head, the fastening under her
chin pulled so violently she gagged, and lost her balance, falling heavily to
the ground.
“Good Gad, what have we here?” a
sneering voice said, as a man left the bushes, holding some kind of gun. “You ain’t Summerhey; what are you doing on
that horse?”
“I work for Lord Summerhey, as an
illustrator; he gave me leave to ride Feste,” said Jenefer, fighting waves of
nausea. Her hip was badly bruised and she was jarred from the fall.
“Feste? That stallion is Bellerophon, I’d know him
anywhere, and Summerhey stole him,” sneered the man. “Well, well, so the Heartless Marquis has a
pretty little thing who looks as demure as an innocent in his love nest; I think I’ll take something from him.” He started to undo the fall of his breeches.
Jenefer screamed, and grabbed a
handful of dirt, to throw in his face.
He cried out, and started back, then
reached for the riding crop she had dropped.
“It appears you need schooling,” he
said, raising it.
Jenefer gasped as there was the
sound of thundering hoofs and Feste, eyes rolling, reared up behind her
attacker, and came down on the man, trampling him into the dust. The man screamed, awfully, once, and then was
silent.
Feste came over to Jenefer, and
whickered gently. She stroked his nose.
“Oh, Feste, I am sorry, but I do not
think I can get up yet. Oh dear! And there is the sound of another vehicle!”
she added, hearing the clop of hooves and the rumble of wheels.
Round the corner came a phaeton, and
Jenefer almost passed out in relief, recognising Lord Summerhey’s greys.
He pulled up.
“Jenefer! Miss Hellyer! What happened?”
“Oh, Summerhey! I ... I think that is Leverington, and he
shot at me, and I fell, and he ... he was going to ... to despoil me,” said
Jenefer. “But Feste saved me!”
Neville jumped down, and took a look
at Leverington.
“Quite dead,” he declared. “And no loss to the world. And fortunately, unlike dogs, nobody puts
down horses which have killed, as it is held to be an accident. Are you badly hurt?”
“I think my wrist is broken, and I
am much bruised,” said Jenefer.
“I will take you back to my
housekeeper, and will send for your father to stay with me,” said Neville,
picking her up.
Jenefer clung to him, trying not to
cry.
“Jenefer!” he said. “I am not like that swine, but I do so very
much want to kiss you better.”
“Now I have stopped feeling
nauseous, I cannot think of anything nicer,” said Jenefer, blushing.
Fortunately the road was not
frequented by many travellers, and Neville was able to kiss his lady quite
thoroughly.
Jenefer sighed in satisfaction as he
lifted his lips.
“Am I really good enough to be your
mistress?” she asked
“Be damned to that! You’re going to be my wife!” said
Neville. “And you can publish the damn book,
which is what I’ve been to Taunton over, as the Marchioness Summerhey.”
“That will look very pretty on the
title page,” agreed Jenefer. “Do you really want to marry me?”
“I do; and I’m tempted to have Feste
as my groomsman,” said Neville.
“He would prefer that to being my
page,” said the future Marchioness Summerhey.
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