Wednesday, April 9, 2025

trouble in svardovia 7

 

Chapter 7

 

Victorina was dressed in her favourite flame colour, a severe short jacket with black military frogging over a black skirt with flame-coloured trim. Her hair was arranged severely under a black shako with a veil, adorned with scarlet and black feathers.

“Oh, a bonus; the nasty little schoolgirl, and still looking a frump,” cooed Victorina. “I must decide whether to have the pleasure of whipping you myself, or making Dmitry whip you. That would have its delicious side,” she added.

“Hostage; sacred,” said Sophie.

“Oh, I care nothing for such outmoded ideas,” said Victorina. “And you have stolen my bag! And doubtless made it go out of shape by putting things in it!”

“Well, what else are bags for?” said Sophie.

“As accessories, you little fool!” said Victorina. “You could never have carried off an imposture of me, never, you have no style!”

“Thank goodness for that, if it makes me into a raddled old harridan like you with no manners,” retorted Sophie.

Victorina grabbed the bag from her, and struck her across the face.

Sophie kicked her, hard, on the shin.

“You little bitch! You will pay! You will pay! You will beg for death!” cried Victorina. “Take them away! Lock her up, and put Dmitry in irons!”

Sophie was dragged off one way, and Dmitry the other. Sophie was thrust into what appeared to be a crewman’s cabin, and the door locked on the outside. There were two bunks in here, and a corner cabinet which proved to have a toilet stool and a sink. A rough locker contained someone’s clothing.

Sophie scrambled up to the upper bunk, and investigated the ceiling.

Panels laying on the framework lifted under her inquisitive and tentative push. Sophie pushed harder, and managed to shift one of the panels to one side. A draught of cold air hit her, as she gazed into the huge space occupied with gas bags and the odd gantry and stairs.

Quickly, she jumped down, and looked in the locker again, and pulled on a pair of men’s white cotton duck trousers under her skirt to help counteract the chill.  A jacket went over her blouse, and Sophie bundled up other clothing and thrust it into a pillowcase to take with her, just in case. She went into the toilet to make herself comfortable, and filled an empty wine bottle she had found with water, hoping it was potable. A nailfile left in the cabin was a bonus, and she used it to help prise off a panel on the wall in the toilet.

It led through to the toilet of the cabin next door! She left that partly open; let them think that her way of escape.

Then she scrambled back up to the upper bunk, through into the space above it, and with some effort, replaced the panel.  Hopefully it would be long enough before she was checked upon for the room to have heated up again, so they would not realise where she had gone.

Sophie started exploring to get her bearings, and see if she could find out where Dmitry was held. The crew quarters seemed to be in the after part of the construction inside the cigar-shaped zeppelin body; the gondola seemed taken up with the bridge and wheelhouse or whatever constituted the business end of driving a zeppelin. Victorina’s quarters, which had windows, appeared to be amidships; so presumably the brig was up at the front. Forrard, Sophie reminded herself.

The gas bags were not like a hot air balloon; there was no rip-panel. There must be vents for going down somewhere; and inside the outer framework, there appeared to be cables, presumably to control the vents.

That was worth knowing.

Sophie made a stealthy way forward, stopping to slide a light wooden panel to one side; and finding herself looking down on what appeared to be Victorina’s closet.

That might be worth knowing; there were some fur coats in there, which might prove invaluable. She left her bag of clothing to mark the spot for herself, and left the panel loose. Further aft she heard a grunt, and an unvoluntary cry wrung in Dmitry’s voice and she suppressed the urge to growl.  Carefully, she eased away a panel far enough to peer down, and felt her head spin, and had to swallow hard not to vomit.

Victorina had stripped down for exercise, to her basque and the most indecent nether garments Sophie had ever seen – Magda had never shown her Victorina’s lingerie - and stockings, with high heeled ankle boots. She looked even more decadent than some of the shocking adventuresses, who wore skirts hardly longer than their knees for safely working amongst machinery.  And she was whipping Dmitry, who was tied, naked, to a ring in the wall, using a many-tailed whip, made of some fine material, and plainly designed to cause more pain than deep damage. Dmitry’s back, buttocks and thighs were a mass of blood but not cut open as Sophie had heard that a naval flogging could cut open flesh and muscle.

Her viewpoint was behind Victorina. She changed position to see the other end of the cell; nobody else in there. Good. She resumed her original position, and eased the panel a little further, feeling in her pocket for her pistol and taking it off safety. The whip made a sharp crack, and there has seemed to be green baize on the other wall, doubtless for the sanity of the crew. Sophie had never aimed her pistol at a living target in her life; but then, she had no intention of leaving a live Victorina behind her, even if she and Dmitry died for it.

“You have seen what you are missing, Dima,” said Victorina. “How can you still prefer your scrawny English sparrow to me?”

“You’re getting fat, Victorina, and you are not soft, but putrid,” said Dmitry.

Victorina struck again, angrily, winning a cry from her victim.

Sophie bit off a sob, and concentrated.

She breathed in, held her breath to aim, and squeezed the trigger as she let her breath trickle out.

The sharp crack! sounded loud to Sophie, but no worse than the crack of the whip, and doubtless that was one reason no crewman was up here on duty. Victorina stood transfixed for a moment, and then fell forward, with awful slowness, her red chignon taking on a more scarlet hue. Sophie pushed the panel entirely aside, and dropped down.

“Dmitry! Mitka!” she cried, and her voice trembled.

“Victorina, you bitch! Leave Sophie alone!” cried Dmitry, in anguish, unable to see, and terrified that Sophie had been brought to torture him with her torment.

“Mitka! I just shot her!” said Sophie. “I came to rescue you, but I only have sewing scissors to cut your ropes!”

“Look over to the left, there are knives and things there; don’t look too much though, or you may be ill.”

The cell was a combined cell and torture chamber, and there was a rack of tools. Sophie shuddered, and picked a sharp knife. And on consideration, dropped two more into her pocket. She tried not to think about the stains on them, and went over to stand on tiptoes.

It was no good.

“Oh dear,” said Sophie. “I did not want to do this.”

She dragged Victorina’s body towards the bulkhead to which the ring was attached, and shuddered at the slithering noise it made on the floor. She stood on Victorina’s dead back for an extra few inches, to cut through Dmitry’s bonds, more concerned with releasing him than in respect for the dead. Trampling on a corpse went against everything Sophie had ever been taught, but Sophie was muttering to herself Captain Thorndyke’s maxim about the British inventing casuistry, and needs must where the devil drives.

“And there aren’t many people much closer to a devil than Victorina,” she said, as the ropes parted under her efforts.  Dmitry collapsed to his knees, and as he put his hands down, fell to be supported on his forearms.

“Body has to come back to life,” he managed. “Oh, my love, my brave love!”

Sophie flung herself to her knees beside him, and put gentle arms around him, trying to avoid touching anywhere cut open by the whip, not an easy task.

“There’s a carboy of salt water,” said Dmitry, his voice a thread. “It will hurt like hell, but it will cleanse the wounds of any infection. My shirt is torn, anyway, use that to wash me off.”

Sophie did so, and Dmitry grit his teeth to avoid whimpering at the fire that shot through his back with the sting of the salt water.

“How did you escape?” he managed, his teeth chattering.

“Through the ceiling; it’s not nailed down for some reason,” said Sophie.

“The ship is already overweight for Victorina’s requirements,” said Dmitry.  “A nail of itself is not heavy, but imagine how many pounds of nails it would take to fix every panel.”

“Goodness, I suppose so,” said Sophie. “Well, it is to our advantage.  Only I am not sure how to get back into the roof, and get you up.”

“I might be able to leap, but I am not sure with this pain,” said Dmitry. “But you are forgetting something – how like Victorina you look. Her clothes are on a peg by the door. If you just call for the guard, and tell him that I have capitulated, and you plan to take me to your rooms, he will do as he is told.”

“We need to shut the panel, then, and I will have to put my clothes up in it,” said Sophie. “Will you be able to lift me?”

“Yes,” said Dmitry. “Let me put on my drawers and trousers.”

“I will keep on the sailor’s trousers under her skirt,” said Sophie. “Dear me, how very improper this is.”

“The hell with improper; we are, briefly, free,” said Dmitry. “And in her rooms we might get into the gas bag space and stay so for longer.”

“I have heard no engines; I do not think we have been travelling,” said Sophie. “So we are not far from our own lines. If we can let the air out of the gas bags, we can maybe climb out of one of Victorina’s windows, and escape.”

“And I can sabotage the compressed gas cylinder so they cannot be refilled,” said Dmitry.

“I am glad you thought of that; I did not,” said Sophie, ruefully. “Mitka! Would you despise me if I had some lingerie made like hers? It is very shocking but looks very liberating.”

“If I were not so beaten up, I would be embarrassed by my enthusiasm for thinking of you wearing such things, and taking them off you when we are married,” said Dmitry, flushing.

“Oh, Dmitry! That makes me feel all nice inside,” said Sophie. “But how are we to hide Victorina’s body?”

“The hook for her clothes is behind the door. If I declare I can walk – I will, if it kills me – he has no need to come in.”

“You will have to put her horrid lipstick on me; she keeps that in her bag, I know,” said Victorina. “I might pass as her without other makeup, but not without her garish red mouth.”

“Easy enough; and take out her hair pins to put up yours,” said Dmitry.

The transformation of Sophie into Victorina was swiftly accomplished, and between them they carried Victorina’s body across the room, and hung it by her basque to the clothes hook, like a bizarre costume.

Sophie shuddered. Only a short while ago, this was a vibrant young woman, whose life she had snuffed out.

Dmitry pushed her to the ground and pushed her head between her knees.

“You went green,” he said.

“I killed someone,” managed Sophie.

“You did, very opportunely,” said Dmitry, grimly. “She was about to have you sent for, so I could watch her whip you, and cut you, until I agreed to be her puppet and her toy. And if I still resisted, she would take her whip to more intimate parts until they could not continue my line being lacerated slowly to shreds, even if I survived that.”

“I… I am glad I killed her, but I am shocked how easy it is,” said Sophie.

“It can be, harna. But now you know that, you will not do it lightly; where Victorina delighted in how easy it was.   She killed a servant in a fit of temper, when we were twelve or thirteen, and she was gleeful about it… and I think it excited her somehow. I avoided her after that. I have learned to hate her since. What is important is that you did not freeze when it was needed, and you did what had to be done, and I am so proud of you.”

“Thank you. I can be strong,” said Sophie, getting up again. “Put her pins in my hair for me, and draw on the lips.”

Dmitry did so, and Sophie rapped on the door.  It was opened by a nervous sailor.

“My dear cousin has capitulated; I am taking him back to my rooms,” purred Sophie. “You may go about your duties.”

“Thank you, your highness,” said the sailor, making himself scarce, and surreptitiously  crossing himself when his back was turned. It was a short corridor to Victorina’s rooms, which opened to the right.

“I wonder what is to the left,” muttered Sophie.

“Yaromar Zbignevosky’s room, and those of the officers,” said Dmitry. “First door here will be the maid’s room, which will communicate with the main bedroom.”

Sophie nodded, and walked into the next door as if she owned the room, which, had she been Victorina, she would have done. The maid was in there, sorting some things out.

“Get out,” said Sophie. “I do not want to be disturbed for at least two hours.”

“Yes, highness,” said the maid, dropping a brief curtsey and fleeing to her own domain.

Sophie locked the door to the maid’s room, removing the key, chewing on some paper on a pad by a telephone, and blocking the keyhole. Was there a flounce? Well, discouraging the girl was good.  She did the same to the outer door and the door to Victorina’s sitting room. She changed her mind and went to lock the outer door to that as well, and retrieved her beaded bag. Victorina had not bothered to empty it.

Sophie locked the bedroom door as well, and managed to drag Victorina’s vanity over the door to the corridor, and a chest of drawers over the inner door.  As the door to the maid’s room opened into that already cramped room, Sophie climbed up to cut down a cord to open and shut the curtains, and tied it to the maid’s door handle at one end, and the bed leg at the other.

Dmitry had collapsed onto the bed in a half swoon. Sophie went into the walk-in closet she had discovered from above. There were drawers in there, which included Victorina’s lingerie. Sophie helped herself to some of those she thought less silly, and found some pillow slips in another drawer. She chose linen under-slips rather than silk, and took some tie belts off coats.

She went in search of cold cream on the vanity, and, blushing, undid Dmitry’s tight trousers, pulling them down and off, as he had carried his boots, and pulled down his drawers. Dmitry came to, and started fighting.

“I need to put cream on your wounds, love,” said Sophie.

“Sophie! I thought for a moment you were Victorina,” said Dmitry.

“She’s dead,” said Sophie.

“So she is,” said Dmitry. He helped remove his drawers.

“I’ll be getting you loose sailor trousers; they’ll chafe less,” said Sophie.

Dmitry nodded, acquiescing.

Sophie investigated the ensuite, and found some aspirin in the medicine cabinet. She brought out a couple and a glass of water, and put the rest in her beaded bag, into which she put back her gun and ammunition. It had five shots left, she must remember she had used one. There was also a jar of the newly-invented Germolene, and Sophie collected that, too. She took the laudanum as well, just in case. Some Germolene went onto the worst cuts on Dmitry’s back and he gave an agonised cry.

There was a knocking on the door into the corridor.

“Victorina! Is he causing you any trouble?” it was Zbignevosky’s voice.

Dmitry grabbed her hand.

“Tell him you are strangling me to make me stand up for you,” he whispered. “It can make a man perform sexually.”

Sophie nodded.

“No trouble at all,” she cooed. “Between rubbing his back on my sheets, and a little silk scarf about his throat, he’s just where I want him.”

“I wish you would let me help you,” said Zbignevosky.

“I am sure you do,” said Sophie. “Go away, Jaromar, I’m busy.”

Dmitry shuddered. He managed a strangled yell turning into a gurgle.

“I could almost have believed you to be Victorina,” he murmured. “That should buy us at least an hour.”

 

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

trouble in Svardovia 6

 

Chapter 6

 

“I most certainly will not deprive you of your cabin, captain!” Sophie declared when it was offered to her and Magda. “I am sure Dmitri and Papa will be happy to share with you or one of your officers, but Magda and I will set up home happily wherever your hospital area is, and aid your doctor if it comes to fighting, since every lady knows some nursing.”

Thorndyke blinked, but did not demur. The captain’s cabin was a haven which helped him run the ship better.

“Papa Edward and I will bunk down where you consider it convenient,” agreed Dmitri. “I’ve slept in tents with my men, and shared a blanket with a farrowing goat in a barn before now.”  He grinned. “The product of her labours was a lovely blond buck and the farmer called him ‘Prince Dmitry.’ I understand he tups most of the goats in a wide neighbourhood.”

“You, however, will not,” said Sophie.

“Of course not, my dove, but I can be proud of his prowess, since I delivered him, having untangled his legs inside and brought him bawling into the world,” said Dmitry.

“My fiancé has hidden depths,” said Sophie. “A man who can deliver farm animals is a man worth keeping. Mama always says that a man who can deal with the more unpleasant manifestations of femininity was a real man and should be encouraged.”

Edward and Dmitry exchanged a look which cemented their relationship, and is known throughout history to those men with forceful womenfolk.

“You are prouder of me for delivering a goat than in winning skirmishes and battles?” asked Dmitry.

“Infinitely,” said Sophie.

Dmitry was beginning to realise that his bride had more complexity to her than he had hitherto realised.

He was looking forward to continuing to get to know her.

Clothes had been brought for both of them, including the plain costume Sophie had brought with her, which Magda had collected for her from her own trunk on the train. It was, ironically, a sailor-suit, suitable for any schoolgirl, a skirt not quite to her ankles, in navy-blue, with a white blouse, or waist, as many called them, and a sailor’s collar tying with a navy-blue chiffon ribbon several inches wide such as no sailor would ever wear. Sophie, however, laughed, and declared it very appropriate.

“You shall be admiral of our navy when we have one,” said Dmitry.  He had clothes in the palace; and had brought those which had belonged to his dead love for Sophie.

“I don’t ask you to wear these in Maryla’s memory, but because she would have wanted a woman who loves me to make use of her things,” said Dmitry, humbly. “You must have new clothes, of course, but you need more to wear right now.”

“Thank you; I hope I will not cause you pain in her costumes,” said Sophie.

“Dear Sophie! I doubt if I will know which are hers, which are Victorina’s, and which are yours,” said Dmitri. “I see your sweet face, and the clothes are merely background.”

 

OoOoO

 

The diplomatic telegram having been sent, all that could be done was to sit back and await a reply from Svardovia. Captain Thorndyke moved towards the border, permitting his passengers the beautiful view of Krasnytsya from the air. Pockets of resistance fighters waved, having heard on the wireless broadcasts that their prince and his bride were aboard. Dmitry put on his dress uniform to wave to those below, and give them a glance of his bride. Sophie was cheered, and blew kisses to the men.

It won her hearts and minds.

“Victorina would never consider that,” said Dmitry. “She might sleep with the odd senior officer, and expect all her men to be in love with her, but she would never think to be the little sister to them all, bride of a colleague they all adore but treat with deference.”

“It seemed the only way I could show my support of them,” said Sophie.

“They’d follow you to hell and back,” said Dmitry.

“Then you’d better teach me about military matters, in case I ever have to,” said Sophie. “Not that I want to think about any such situation in which I would have to do so.”

“Because I would be dead.”

“Or captured,” said Sophie, soberly. “And I would have to try to rescue you.”

“Well, as princess of my people, you would have people to plan tactics and strategy for you, and your main duty would be to seeing that the troops have the supplies they need,” said Dmitry. “Watch, and learn, as I do it, but I hope you will not need it. Do not be afraid to ask advice. My senior officers will think better of you.”

Sophie nodded.

“What do you think Victorina and King Cheffan will do?” she asked.

“I wish I could guess,” said Dmitry.  “I don’t know if either of them has any concept of what a British warship is capable of. The Royal Svardovian Sky Fleet consists of a dozen major Zeppelins, and a few smaller vessels. They carry half-a-dozen six-pounder guns apiece, which is to say, nothing like the range of the three-inch guns here. They have greater manoeuvrability than we do, but also the gas bags have a vulnerability. Hydrogen is very vulnerable to burning. Only the Americans have Helium in their sky ships, because they have a mine with it in.”[1] He added, “Helium is almost as light as hydrogen, but does not burn.”

“Useful,” said Sophie. “But they do not have that advantage?”

“No. And I think that Cheffan lives sufficiently in the past that he has little idea of what even an old Royal Navy warship can accomplish, refitted with modern armament, and I suspect that Victorina considers such knowledge beneath her. Thus, I am hoping that they will do something rash.”

 They were, by this time, at the edge of the territory which divided Svardovia from Krasnytsya, part of the mountain ridge they had risen to surmount when coming the other way. A contingent of partisans waved the rebel flag, and cheered.

Dmitry frowned in some irritation.

“Pytro was supposed to hold them further back; but he is impulsive,” he muttered. “I must go down and tell them what is going on, and that they are to stay put and not react, whatever happens.”

“I will go with you,” said Sophie. “If your men do like me, it is something else for which to obey orders.”

“True enough,” said Dmitry, dropping a light kiss on her cheek.

 

“Are you sure this is wise?” asked Captain Thorndyke.

“I think it unwise not to go down,” said Dmitry. “Pytro Pytrochuk is already out of position, and he is an impetuous young man who takes everything personally. I will have to reprimand him for coming one ridge too far, and tell him, no further. It does not help our cause if my men are on the wrong side of Svardovian sovereign territory.”

Thorndyke nodded.

“Then, I completely understand. Perhaps you can persuade your hot-heads to watch the battle from up here?”

“What an excellent idea; thank you, captain, I will put that invitation to Pyotro most forcibly; and order the withdrawal upwards. A few more witnesses would be a good idea. And having Pyotro under my eye is also a good idea.”

 

A small liftium craft, similar to Dmitry’s, and like his fitted with an engine and propeller,  but without extra wings needed, since the liftium had not deteriorated,  took Sophie and Dmitry down to the alpine ledge where the camp had been set up. They threw out an anchor and waited for Dmitry and Sophie to descend a rope ladder.

Dmitry frowned, then  suddenly drew his sword and cut the anchor cable as Sophie was almost down the ladder, gesturing the ship to retreat.

“We are betrayed! Warn Thorndyke!” cried Dmitry.

And Sophie leaped off the bottom of the ladder before the boat could ascend too far for her to do so, standing by Dmitry.

“Sophie! You fool, my love!” cried Dmitry, as the leader of the spurious rebels came forward.

“I would rather be with you,” said Sophie.

“Touching,” sneered the figure who approached. He was as blond as Dmitry, but he curled his moustaches up in the western fashion, and had a livid scar across one cheek.

“Yaromar Zbignevosky, what a surprise,” said Dmitry. “I should have scented your foul stench long since.  I take it that Pytro and his friends are long dead?”

“They are,” said Zbignevosky. “Pray enter my craft quickly, your highness, or I may have to ask my men to get rough with the girl… if you know what I mean. Surrender your sword.”

Under the menacing rifles of the enemy, Dmitry snarled, but held his sword over his arm in surrender. He was bound quickly, and roughly, and Sophie, jostled along between two men, was glad she had come, or he would likely have died fighting.

“Remember, I am a hostage and English,” she said, haughtily to Zbignevosky.

“And while you behave, you will be treated as such,” said the blond bully.

A small zeppelin was concealed under a net with leaves sewn into it, the gondola an integral part of the frame. Four guards and Zbignevosky entered the craft, and the rest melted off down the ridge towards Svardobia.

Soon they were winging through the skies, passing close enough to the ‘Thunderchild,’ to see Thorndyke’s angry, impotent face, and Edward Harmon’s shocked and horrified one.  Zbignevosky smirked at them.

 

oOoOo

 

“Surely we can do something?” cried Edward Harmon, anguished.

“Yes; we can shoot them down and kill your daughter and the prince as well as their enemies,” said Thorndyke. “I should have gone with my initial feeling that it was a bad idea, but of course, had it been the prince’s hot-headed friend, then putting a curb on him would have been a good idea. I should have mounted one of the Vickers’ Maxim guns in the prow, and a gun crew to cover them. I curse myself for not thinking of it.” He clenched his fists in frustration.

“Easy to be wise after the event,” said Edward. “Sophie has her pistol, and they do not seem to have disarmed her; so let us pray, and wait. At least Dmitry tried to stop Sophie being involved, and saved a modern liftium power boat from falling into enemy hands.”

“Yes, indeed, and fitted with the most modern radial engine, too,” said Thorndyke. “They have now seized a British national; that is an act of war. The Royal Navy has gone to war over the cutting off of a British ear before now. I will radio in code to inform the Navy Board of this outrage.”

 

oOoOo

 

The small zeppelin docked against a larger one, with gilded gondola and scarlet covering to the framework of the gas-bag. A canvas walkway was extended between the two, a precarious thing to traverse, and Sophie feigned making heavy weather of it.

“We will fall!” she cried, falling to her knees and curling around herself before entering the precarious passage. She took the opportunity to transfer her little gun and its ammunition to the deep pocket of the skirt she wore, the one which had been her own, in the expectation that she would not be permitted to keep the beaded bag.

“Get up, you foolish creature, or I’ll have you carried,” snarled Zbignevosky.

Sophie moaned, and managed to creep along the passage, clinging to the wall. In this way, she managed to transfer her sewing scissors to the other pocket, whilst having hysterics half way.

Dmitry would have gone to her, but was manhandled away.

And then they were in the gondola of the other zeppelin, and being dragged up a spiral staircase to the luxurious quarters inside the framework which also housed the gas bags, and into the presence of Princess Victorina.

 



[1] Truth in the real world; a concentration of helium was discovered, which had amazingly not dissipated. There is still American helium buried deep in the earth.