Friday, August 26, 2022

The Dietrichson Report, by Simon

 Simon wrote this because it had been scratching at the back of his mind. It's essentially an alternate ending to the film 'Double Indemnity' in which Walter Neff gets away with it scott free. It's just one of those little things which won't leave one alone... so he wrote it.

The Dietrichson Report

Pacific All Risk Insurance Co. Internal Memo

To: Barton Keyes, former chief claims adjuster, retired

From: Walter Neff, chief claims adjuster

Subject: Final report on the Dietrichson case

Keyes, I can now compose this report, the final report on the Dietrichson case, but I can never send it, not when we buried you this morning.

I was there with my wife Lola, our three children Jane, Alice and little Billy, your god-children, and all your other friends. You had a lot of friends Keyes, with your big heart that you would never admit to.

You had the Dietrichson case all worked out Keyes, you and your little man, all but one little detail. You had the identity of the murderer wrong because you were too close Keyes, you thought it was Zachetti. It wasn't Zachetti, Keyes, it was me, Walter Neff, right across the desk from you. I killed Dietrichson because I was in love with his wife, Phyllis. I planned the whole thing and I planned it smart because I knew you would investigate and I had to fool you.

I killed Dietrichson, Keyes, I broke his neck in the car on the way to the station. I felt his neck snap as I twisted it and I glanced up at Phyllis in the mirror and saw the savage exultation in her face. It didn't impinge on me at the time but I came to remember it later.

I got onto the train in place of Dietrichson, just like you figured, wearing a blue serge suit like Dietrichson was wearing. Remember the blue serge suit Keyes, it had a part to play later on. Jackson surprised me by being on the platform of the observation car but he turned out to be useful in the end. I sent him away, jumped off the train and Phyllis and I put Dietrichson's body on the tracks as though he had fallen from the train. I thought we were all clear and then the car wouldn't start. I thought my heart would stop, Keyes, but I managed to get the thing going.

Things moved smoothly then, though that idiot Norton tried to claim it was suicide. You put him right with a vengeance, Keyes, I really enjoyed watching you do it. And then. Then I thought of what I'd done. I'd killed a man. I'd killed him for his woman. And money. Then I remembered that look, the look on Phyllis' face when I killed Dietrichson, and that made me uneasy, Keyes.

You know what happened then, Keyes, I started seeing Lola. First it was to find out what she knew, but then it was just because it made me feel good. I couldn't help comparing Lola and Phyllis and wondering when Phyllis would decide that she didn't need me around any longer, particularly when Lola told me about her mother and Phyllis.

You remember, Keyes, you said when two people commit murder together they are on a street car together, and they can't get off and the last stop is the cemetery? I was on that streetcar, Keyes and I didn't think I had a way off. Then I broke into your office and listened to your report. You said you had investigated me and that you vouched for me, also that you thought that Zachetti was the murderer and that he had been seen at the Dietrichson house.  As Lola had left home and moved in with a girlfriend, I knew that Zachetti had been seeing Phyllis. Was Phyllis setting up my replacement so soon? Whatever her reasons I figured that this was my way out, my way off the streetcar. I could get Zachetti to get on and he could ride to the cemetery, not me.

It wasn't difficult to get Zachetti to go and see Phyllis that night, I just had to get there first. I don’t know why I wore the blue serge suit, the same one I wore to kill Dietrichson but I'm glad I did. When I got there Phyllis admitted to seeing Zachetti but claimed she did it to use him as a fall guy. Poor Zachetti, he was everybody's fall guy. As I closed the curtains Phyllis drew a gun and shot at me but just missed, I think in the darkness my blue serge suit threw off her aim. I dared her to shoot again but she didn't, told me that she loved me, that she'd just realised it.  I didn't believe a word of it. I took the gun, said "Goodbye, baby" and shot her twice.

I wiped the gun with my handkerchief and left it by Phyllis' body. I got out quick, leaving the door ajar and hid until I saw Zachetti come to the house. I waited until he went in and then I left, I wanted to be well away before the cops arrived as with three gunshots someone was bound to call them. I was sure that an impulsive guy like Zachetti would pick up the gun or something else equally stupid, and as it turned out, he did. Zachetti protested his innocence of course, but it did no good. The jury were out less than an hour. Poor Zachetti, everybody's fall guy.

I helped Lola during the trial when all sorts of things came out, like Phyllis being Lola's mother's nurse and helping her on to her final pneumonia. I came to work with you as a claims adjuster. I saw more and more of Lola and we were married in the spring with you as best man. Then Jane came along, with you as her god-father. Then the war came and I moved into your job when you went to work for the government doing the job you could never talk about. I'm sure your little man worked overtime.

You carried on working for the government after the war, but we remained close, you being god-father to Alice and Billy. I'm glad Billy got to have you around for several years and I'm very glad that when you got sick, it was quick.

And so, I'm responsible for the deaths of three people; and I'm responsible for three lives. Does that balance it out somehow? Perhaps, one day, you'll be able to tell me, Keyes.

This concludes the file on the Dietrichson case.

W. Neff senior claims adjuster.

 

Monday, August 22, 2022

The Pirates of Deneb 1&2

 This is a science fiction story from Simon. He's used the 'Traveller' [TM] universe in which to set it, though all characters and details of places are original. He plans to 'file off the serial numbers' in due course, which isn't much.  It's a long short story, broken into short chapters. As they are short, I'll post 2 at once.  He makes no money from Traveller, and he is only playing in Marc Miller's sandbox until he does mess with the few copyright bits. So that's the necessary disclaimer.


Chapter 1

Sometimes I feel like a spider sitting in the middle of my web; not that I've ever seen a spider, but that phrase was part of the heritage of every person of Solomani descent. I often feel like a spider when sitting in the small transparent-walled chamber in the data centre. Computer banks surround me, banks made by different races, different species, even one transported at hideous expense from the other side of the Imperium. Made by that most enigmatic of aliens the Hivers, whose home-world lay beyond the rimward-trailing frontier of imperial space. All these computers using their differing circuits and architecture to answer in their different ways the vital question; what is different, what is unusual, what is a threat?

That's my job. I spend my time checking on things the computers flag up as anomalies, categorising potential threats to this sector of the Imperium using a very slow, unreliable but useful computer; a sentient brain. A sentient brain can have intuition, insights, in short – hunches; and the Imperium relies on people like me getting them right. The hunches I was trying, and failing, to get at the moment, concerned the worst pirate menace to hit the Deneb Sector since the Civil War half a millennium ago.

It was worrying.

I work for the Office of Calendar Compliance, Statistical Division; I'm a civil servant, grade seven. The importance of the job is not reflected in the pay grade, but then people who want to get rich don't enter Imperial service, even the navy who still get prize money. The job does entail being the recipient of a lot of pressure but rarely as much as at present. I was getting pressure from five merchants associations, Tukera Lines, the Imperial Navy, Duke Peter from the planet below and even Archduke Norris himself! The nastiest pressure was coming from Tukera Lines; the most icily polite, and scariest, from His Grace the Duke.

The vid-phone chimed.

I turned to answer and the screen lit up with the image of Bwephulp my secretary.

"Yes?" I asked

"The shuttle carrying the Naval Liaison Officer for your meeting is on final approach, Mr. Beecher" she said, "would you like me to meet him?"

I thought for a moment, Bwephulp wasn't wearing her microtube clothing to keep her skin damp, so she must be at her home in the part of the complex with 85% plus humidity where Bwaps like her feel most comfortable.

"No" I replied, "don't bother to get suited up, I'll go" I said.

"Don't forget your pill" chided Bwephulp gently.

"I won't" I replied. It was a pity that my gopher hadn't returned yet from seeing her third uncle twice decayed or whatever, or she could have met the Liaison Officer and taken him to the briefing room.

oOoOo

I got to the docking bay just as the shuttle was docking. I had checked the file of the officer I was to meet earlier, Flag Lieutenant the Honourable Vincent Igadushta and met him as he came out of the docking bay airlock.

I stuck out my hand; "Thank you for coming Flag Lieutenant."

"You're welcome, Mr Beecher," he replied. If there was the slightest stress on the Mr., I didn't take offence; the navy was smarting badly over their failure to deal with the pirates.

"Please come this way," I gestured, leading the Lieutenant to the transit tube. As the Honourable Vincent didn't want to make small talk I whiled away the journey to the secure briefing room reserved for our meeting by studying him, I hoped, unobtrusively.

He was a tall man, taller than I with the typical bronzed skin tone of mixed Vilani-Solomani ancestry hinted at by his name. Handsome and athletic looking enough that I doubt he had any trouble finding willing partners in whatever liberty port he stopped at. The immaculate naval uniform the Lieutenant wore looked to be made of more luxurious fabric than a strict interpretation of the regulations would allow. The uncompromising solidity of the naval issue secure-comp he was carrying brought me back to the purpose of our meeting.

oOoOo

As soon as the briefing room door closed Lt. Igadushta and I, with almost identical movements, took out our security scanners. After a shared wry grin we studied our respective displays until we were both satisfied that the room was secure.

"Please sit down Lieutenant," I gestured to a chair while sitting down across the table from him.

"Tell me Mr. Beecher," he said "what do you know about piracy?"

"I know that it isn't like the tri-vids." I replied. I knew more than that, of course, but I reckoned that I'd get more cooperation from Lt. Igadushta if I let him feel superior to me.

"I'll begin by running through the basics" said the Lieutenant in a rather patronising tone I thought.

"As you know," the Lieutenant continued, "starships enter jump-space and can travel one to six parsecs* in 168 hours plus or minus 10%."

I remembered my first venture into jump-space on my way to scout training after induction. I was scared, exhilarated and downright curious as to what would happen. Nothing happened. The ship entered jump-space smoothly and indetectably; so much for youthful enthusiasm. My attention continued to wander as Igadushta droned on. I didn't bother to tell him that I'd served more than twenty years in the scouts before being invalided out after my last mission. I took out and polished some of the choicer memories of that time while the Lieutenant continued his lecture . . .

Occasional phrases of his interrupted my reverie. Yes I knew that safe jumps had to be done at greater than 100 diameters from any object with significant mass and hence gravity. Only sometimes Lieutenant the Honourable Igadushta, you have to jump when you can, even if you are within 100 diameters, particularly when you are plunging towards a gas giant planet and your manoeuvre drive has failed. Oh yes, Lieutenant sometimes a star's 100 diameter limit can intersect the path your ship takes through that weird mathematical conundrum that is jump space. And if a solar flare distorts a star's 100 diameter bubble your ship can fall out of jump-space unexpectedly with such a shock that the gravity dampers can fail, you get a broken arm and your best friend gets a broken neck! Be careful by all means Lieutenant.

"So you see, Mr Beecher" continued Lt. Igadushta "with all the uncertainties of arrival it's relatively simple for a pirate to lie in wait for a merchantman to arrive, threaten with his superior weaponry, board and seize the cargo."

Ah, you're getting to the gist of the matter now Lieutenant.

*A/N A parsec is approximately 3¼ light-years. Jump one travels one parsec, jump two two parsecs and so on up to six parsecs.

 

Chapter 2

I thought it was about time I indicated some glimmer of intellect before Lt. Igadushta patted me on the head and gave me a dog biscuit. I briefly wondered if he did that to deserving Vargr* ratings? Breaking into the Lieutenants monologue I said,

"I assume that unless the pirates have stolen something to order for immediate delivery, they have to then take their loot somewhere safe and store it until they find a buyer."

"Ah, yes, quite." Lt. Igadushta replied, slightly flummoxed I thought, grinning to myself.

"And that is the problem" he continued, "just where do they store their er loot; where do they repair damage to their ships, we have confirmed at least twelve of them?"

"The Imperial Navy hasn't been able to discover the pirate base." I made it a comment, not a question.

"No" said the Lieutenant, and stopped. Good grief! A monosyllable, the navy must be smarting.

"Nor have the colonial navy squadrons, nor the huscarle ships of the local nobles." He continued, spreading the blame around pretty evenly, I thought. "Even the scouts drew a blank." Thanks, I thought, leaving us till last, typical navy man.

"Refuelling isn't a problem for the pirates. Pirate ships are invariably streamlined and they can skim the atmospheres of gas-giant planets for hydrogen fuel." Lt. Igadusha was lecturing again.

"It is confirmed then that it's one group of pirates causing all the trouble?" I queried.

"Yes," Lt. Igadushta replied. "They call themselves the Flayer Fleet"

"Rather melodramatic." I said.

"It's a reference to a notorious pirate on pre-spaceflight Vland." Said the Lieutenant. "He was known as Gukiimersugin which translates roughly into Galanglic as The Flayer. Several reports speak of the old Vilani pirate symbol the Flaming Eye displayed on the pirate ships." Now that I didn't know.

The Lieutenant manipulated the holo panel on his secure-comp and the meeting room table projected a holo-image of the Domain of Deneb.

"Here" Lt. Igadushta said, brightening a number of points in the display "are the locations of confirmed Flaming Fleet attacks. These" he said, brightening others, "are the locations of suspected Flaming Fleet attacks. Making an irregular bulge pointing at the heart of Deneb sector." That confirmed my existing data. A pity there isn't a faster than light equivalent of radio; information from another sector is weeks out of date, even travelling by fast ship. Hell, messages from the other side of the Imperium could be years out of date.

"There's no obvious centre to the attacks" I observed.

"No" replied Lt. Igadushta "And they extend to the edge of the Great Rift¹."

"The base could be anywhere in that area" I said, "that's more than three dozen systems."

"It could equally be outside that area" the Lieutenant pointed out. "Even inside the area there are more than 200 planets and moons, many of them not adequately surveyed. That's excluding large asteroids and Kuiper Belt Objects²."

"It's utterly impossible to search all that." I said.

"Quite." The Lieutenant said, with a rather tight smile.

"It's also rather fruitless to chase individual pirate ships" continued Lt. Igadushta, "As they can microjump to the outer system, refuel from a Kuiper Belt Object with fuel processors and jump elsewhere. Unless the chasing ship gets a lucky hit and puts the pirate's jump drive out of commission."

"Jumping into the outer system is pretty chancy unless the pirates have a rutter." I pointed out

"A rutter?" the Lieutenant looked puzzled.

"It's a slang term Lieutenant." I said. "Naval and scout ships have huge data-banks with all known astrogational information for their operational area in them; it's one reason we use such huge and expensive computers."

"Yes, I know that" said Lt. Igadushta sounding somewhat snippy. There, how do you like being lectured at, you bastard.

"But merchant ships don't." I replied. "They either purchase a pre-calculated jump course to the next starport, only valid for a certain time or they use a cut-down astrogational programme using limited data. That's why merchant ships plot such time consuming courses, they have to play it safe. A rutter is a computer programme with precise data on planetary movements enabling much more efficient course plotting. There's a black market for them, but canny skippers, or pirates, keep them secret."

"Unfortunately the Flayer Fleet appears to have a most comprehensive rutter." Snapped the Lieutenant.

"Have any of the Flayer Fleet been captured?" I thought it time to change the subject.

"Yes, the report arrived by the last courier ship" said Lt. Igadushta. "A naval Q-ship disguised as an ordinary merchant captured the pirate boarding party. The pirate ship managed to escape though."

"What did the interrogation reveal?" I asked. This could be a breakthrough.

"First of all, it revealed that the pirates, hardened scum though they are, are more afraid of their leader, he's called Admiral Gukiimersugin, than they are of us." Said the Lieutenant. "It seems that the Admiral takes after his namesake, one unfortunate who tried to betray the group was flayed alive and then shoved out of the airlock!"

"Pleasant chap" I replied.

"All of the captured pirates had been to the base, but none of them knew where it was," Lt. Igadushta continued. "After intensive chemical interrogation all we could discover was that the base was underground on an airless world, with gravity substantially less than standard. The group itself is mixed; mostly human and Vargr with a scattering of others, about 200 in total. We did get a full listing of the pirate fleet."

"Excellent!" This would give me a chance of checking the estimates my department had come up with.

Lt. Igadushta projected the pirate fleet list above the table.

"Ah, good. We were certain of the identities of eight ships and estimated that there might be about a dozen." I said. The Lieutenant looked chagrined, the eight were bang on the nose and there were a total of twelve ships.

A/N* Vargr are uplifted Terran canines who were genetically manipulated in the far distant past by the mysterious and extinct race the Ancients.

A/N¹ The Great Rift is an area of very few stars cutting off the Domain of Deneb from the rest of the Third Imperium. Spinward Marches sector and Deneb sector are both part of the Domain of Deneb.

A/N² Our solar system's Kuiper Belt lies outside the orbit of Neptune. Pluto and Eris are among the unknown number of objects to be found there. I'm assuming that just about all systems will have something similar.

 

 

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Książ castle

 because it's pretty, I pulled these images off the net which are copyright to Wikipedia, thanks Wiki





and the gardens and inside














So now  you can picture Jaromka wandering around thinking 'Decadent!' to himself. My first thought was 'who cleans all those windows?'

Monday, August 8, 2022

bonus post, poem

 

Jurij was a mariner, a wanderer, a wayfarer

He travelled far o’er land and sea, his destiny a venturer

He battled foes upon his way, to free poor souls from slavery

And never paused in righteous cause to ply his sword with bravery.

 

Jurij built a fleet of ships for reaving in, to buccaneer

With sun and sextant by the day, at night the stars to help him steer;

To fall upon  his foes with fire, and featly force them to obey

When he called on them to surrender, for his fleet had won the day.

 

He built a web of waterways, to sail the land as readily

As ever on the open seas, and brought his soldiers steadily

By speed and stealth in conquering his foes struck down by sabre bright,

To save his realm from piracy, and brigandage, and traitor’s blight.

 

Jurij was a Cossack and a mariner notorious

He fell upon the Ottomans and wrought his vict’ry glorious

He steered his fire-stricken ship defiantly at foeman’s fleet

And gave his life for all he loved, directing the inferno’s heat.

 

Jurij was a warrior, a father and a husband true

A son he was, his father’s pride, a family man, and loyal too

Beloved by all who knew him, his memory will never die

A merry man who lived his life in full, with mischief in his eye.