Wednesday, November 27, 2019

15 felicia the convenient saint and other storiess - story 1 part 1





1 The Convenient Saint

I

            On Befana’s day in January, many Italian families hold the custom of giving gifts to children; and there is a charming, if sad, legend attached to this.
            Befana is said to have been an old woman who heard the news the wise men brought and desired to travel to see the Christ Child; but for various reasons she was delayed and came to Bethlehem too late.  Since then she wanders the world giving gifts to all the children she finds in the hopes that one of them is Jesus.
            Befana is no more really than a corruption of ‘Epiphania’ and the legend sprang up to account for what the ill educated perceived as a woman’s name, allied with the giving of gifts in this season as an alternative to the pagan custom of giving gifts at the ‘old’ new year on the first of this month.
            Properly speaking, Epiphany is two days before Befana’s day; but she was late which I suppose accounts for it.
            As there are also legends relating to a fourth wise man who was delayed because he stopped on the way to help so many people, giving out gifts in charity this is perhaps another origin of the Befana story, though his has a happier ending for when he arrived too late in Bethlehem he was given a dream from God commending him for all his good works.
            The children did not care much about the origins.
            Bless them, they liked getting gifts.
            We did not give out large gifts; little toys for the youngest and comfits that Connie and I had made and wrapped in paper packets and crystallised nuts and fruit and stuffed dates.
            We included Fidelio and Oliviero in the gift giving as they had had their childhoods stolen and abused, although they were big boys of twelve years old already; and Chel too, although he was even older, for he had had precious little given to him, which meant we could not really leave out Richard who had never had a proper loving family, nor Danko who was so far from his.
            We got four of the bigger boys a decent belt knife; Fidelio and Oliviero had not been permitted such in the brothel lest they try to harm the clients and they were delighted.  So was Chel, for we got him quite a wicked looking knife that he could use as a hunting knife too. Danko too was happy with a much better fish gutting knife than his old one! On consideration we bought Richard a copy of Horace’s ‘Odes’ instead as more likely to please him.
            Florence being the city of marble we got Adam and Jerid each a quantity of real marble marbles; for they would have grown out of such apprentice games ere long and might as well enjoy them while they could. Pernel had a set of chess men; and Emma a whole family of cunningly carved and jointed wooden poppets but a few inches high that she might dress, much like the peddlers sell that come from Germany, but finer in quality by far. Robin and I had painted realistic faces on them and made wigs of real hair.  There was too a box for them to live in that we might furnish for all the world like a miniature room.  She squealed with delight!
            They and the chessmen had been made by a couple of young brothers not much older than our lads who had inherited their father’s lathe and some skills and wanted to make their own way in the world; and we certainly commended them to all our friends who had children for such lovely toys.  They also made the toy ‘devil on two sticks’ that is shaped much like an hour glass and runs up and down a string between two sticks and may be cast into the air spinning and caught by the skilled; but it is not good for children to have too many gifts bought them so we left that for the time being. The number of gifts they ended up with they were already halfway to being spoiled; but none of them have had much of a childhood so I suppose it evens out in the end.   I made no doubt though that Adam would be spending some of his earnings on such a devil on two sticks, for he eyed the thing thoughtfully when he helped us choose for the girls. He was a skilled carver himself, but a lathe does permit precision work in the round that such required.
            I could see Adam building a lathe back in England with a good springy larch sapling to power it. Certainly he had made a number of sketches that came close to being engineer’s drawings.
            These lads had also made the jumping jack puppet that we bought for Sebastian; it was far superior to the little one we had got as a first toy to help him settle in and he laughed and clapped his hands at it.  Adam too had carved him handles and set rope into them to teach him the mysteries that all boys should know of jump-rope.  The girls had wrought him a picture book with his ABC in it and pictures for each letter; and had carefully pierced the pages and sewn it together down one edge, with I have to say, Robin’s help.  I think he had also helped them make some of the outlines; they had picked some pretty fanciful ideas, like a unicorn for U.  Though Pernel could draw THAT without aid, I dare swear, for she could draw animals, and especially horses, very well.
            Sylvia we bought a pretty amethyst necklace; it was not so valuable thing that she could not wear it now, but would still be suitable and pretty when she was wed.
            It was good to be able to bring so much pleasure to children; and Sebastian was still young enough to be thrilled by a knock at the door and a parcel left outside with nobody apparently there.  Emma half believed, I think; and even cynical little Pernel pretended for Sebastian's sake.
            It was an uproariously amusing morning waiting for knocks on the door to see who might be gifted next; and watching the children’s faces as they all took delight in each other’s pleasure.
            We had asked Rafe to do the knocking for us; and Adam, Jerid, Pernel and Emma had given their little gifts for people to him too, that came as a surprise to us.
            Emma had sewn silk kerchiefs each for Pernel, Adam and Jerid; Pernel had acquired some beads from somewhere and threaded a necklace for Emma and had painted illuminated ‘A’ and ‘J’ each for the boys on two nice smooth river stones for rubbing mistakes off parchment.
            Jerid had written out the Lord’s prayer for each of the girls and Adam on strips of parchment to use as book markers, with a carefully plaited tail, in red, black and white for Adam, green, russet and gold for Pernel and dark blue, light blue and gold for Emma.
            Adam had carved a fine top for each of the girls to whip and made a box for Jerid to keep his writing things in.
            They had all contributed to buy fine hats for Chel, Fidelio, Oliviero, Danko and Richard and a pretty circlet headdress for Sylvia with coloured glass beads on it.
            I could not resist including Connie and Rosa, for they were not so old; we got them a collective gift of a necklace and matching ring each.  They might suspend from the chains the crosses we had got them last St Nicholas day an they so desired; we had made sure there were links that permitted such.
           

            We had made plenty of comfits and sweetings to be able to go out and distribute them to poor children, and we had sewed Holland bags for the purpose.  We put a soldi coin in each bag too.
            There is so much more pleasure to be derived from the personal giving of gifts that one has made than merely giving alms without knowing where it will go.
            People remember the orphans in the Spedale degli Innocenti; but we would go to the poor of the city who still had parents but little in the way of good things in life.
            They were not remembered by many.


            We were stared at curiously as we went, laughing and chatting as large families do.
            Poor Chel almost came to grief by the purest accident.
            We passed down a street of small tradesmen, and were struck by the sweetness of the voice of a girl singing as she chopped meat for sausages in her father’s shop.
            She was lovely to look at too, a beautiful, healthy looking girl with rosy cheeks and soft dark hair, her arms well muscled but with a pleasing roundness and fair of skin where she had tied back her sleeves.
            Chel stopped and goggled.
            Another Tzigane lad detached himself from a nearby doorway that he seemed to be propping up.
            “Hi! Straniero scum! You stop looking at my girl like that!”
            Straniero literally means ‘stranger’; but it implies ‘foreigner’ or ‘someone I’ve not seen before and don’t want to see again’; a stranger is untrustworthy and scum almost by definition in the close knit communities of the poorer neighbourhoods. In Suffolk the term is ‘furriner’.
            Chel regarded the lad levelly.
            “Boh!” he said, having picked up that one here “If you are a real man, she would never look at another anyway,” his tone was scornful “And if you are not, you do not deserve that she cleave to you.  But if you play jealous, one day she will leave you.”
            “Is that a threat?” demanded the other, his hand straying towards his knife.
            Chel shrugged.
            “No. Just an observation, from one who has seen more of the world than thee, my parochial little Florentine sparrow.  I admire your woman; and from a distance.  If she has chosen you as her man, you are fortunate.  But I do not steal another man’s woman; I do not need to,” he tossed his head disdainfully.
            “Come, Chel lad, leave him to his jealous seethings,” said Robin cheerfully. “He will learn that to cage a songbird is to make her want to fly; or he will learn to enjoy the joyful song of a free bird that returns to him freely.”
            “Yes,” said Pernel “It’s cold and I want to go home soon and see if I can still beat Rafe at chess, even if it is nice hearing her sing so sweetly.”
            Robin had taught our sickly little maiden the game last winter when she was confined so much to bed; and she had taught Rafe, who had been such an assiduous companion to her.

            Whimsical acts of kindness can sometimes lead to odd complications.
            As we carried on passing out sweetmeats I heard one little girl whisper to another,
            “The brown lady really is St Befana from eastern lands you know!”
            “And why do you think that?” asked her friend cynically.
            “Because I seen her do miracles.”
            “Go on with you!” her disbelieving friend said scornfully.
            “It’s true!” my would-be beatifier stamped her foot. “On St Leonard’s day she got some prisoners to pray to the saint and their chains fell off just like that!”
            Oh dear, how those stories did grow in the telling!
            I did tell them to invoke St Leonard to cover me picking the locks of their manacles.
            One of the freed prisoners was our Slavic man – boy really – Danko.  His uncle and cousin should be well on their way home by now; but Danko elected to stay, for he took a liking to us.
            He could turn his hand to most things practical; and was a real help to Rafe and Chel.
            The cynical one was whispering
            “Anyway, she can’t be St Befana for St Befana is an old woman and this one is young and pretty.”
            “Well she’s something,” said the first stubbornly. “And she has stigmata!”
            No, it is not stigmata.  I have a white scar all the way through my left hand where Robin once tried to teach me to use a chisel to cut woodblocks.  He gave up that idea quite quickly as too trying for his nerves.  Not to mention my flesh.
            It was better, I thought, in such circumstances, to stay as quiet as possible and wait for the rumours to run their natural course and die an equally natural death.
            There would be little enough opportunity soon for anyone to be reminded of it by seeing me, because I was already starting to swell outrageously to declare my gravid state; and I was still only five months gone.
            I asked Robin,
            “Are you sure your wayward seed did not manage to get there in advance of you somehow?”
            He looked startled for a moment before he realised I was teasing.
            “’Tis a strange phenomenon, Flic,” he said cheerfully “That some women show but hardly at all for the whole of their pregnancy; and others swell early.  Do you remember that poor girl in the whorehouse who was huge for months, then birthed the tiniest little girl imaginable? It was all her waters.”
            “I wonder if Alison was huge with waters that gives Emma her affinity for falling in any that may be around?” I wondered inconsequentially.  “I must say, ‘twill be monstrous inconvenient if I get much bigger.  I already have trouble paring my toenails.”
            “Then I’ll do them for you, my dearest dear,” he offered gaily.
            Robin, bless him, took things as they came.
            I have to say though, I was glad to get out, even feeling awkward, to distribute little gifts and see the pleasure in the eyes of the children.
            I was equally glad – as was Pernel – to get back home after our outing.
           
            I was not the only one to be visibly producing.
            Emma’s cat Tabitha was in a similar interesting condition.
            Pernel was quite worried.
            “Ma,” she said to me “Tabitha don’t go out and about much.  And that means that Thomas must have sired her kits.”
            “A logical conclusion,” I agreed.
            “But he’s her brother! ‘Tis like Richard and Jaquetta Fosser; it’s incest!” cried Pernel, upset that her beloved Thomas should be sinful.
            “No, love, it’s not the same,” I said, gently. “Animals have not eaten of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil – they have no understanding of right and wrong.  They have no free will as humans do, only instincts.  And instinct tells them to mate.  Do not blame Thomas, he only does what his nature urges him.  But I think we shall have him gelded when we return, for he will smell nicer and feel less inclined to wander.”
            He disappeared for three days over Christmas and returned to Pernel’s relief looking less than sleek but very pleased with himself and proceeded to wash an abscess on his chest until it burst stinking all over his little mistress while she was still heating water to poultice it.
            We later found out he had spent at least one night in the crib in Santa Croce around which he had left the Christ Child an offering of some dozen rats. The priest was uncertain whether to curse him for his impudence or praise him for his devotion.
            Pernel sniffed disapproval of instinct.
            “I hope the kittens be not idiots like half the Fosser brood,” she said.
            “Let us hope that they are cat geniuses; like the other half,” I touched her face.  She so despised her birth family and ‘twas scarce surprising.  “But some may be born malformed; and may need to be killed quickly to prevent them suffering.”
            She bit her lip but nodded.
            Pernel loved animals so much, but she was practical too.
            Tabitha, ever a home body, took to stirring from Emma’s bed only to do what was necessary and to eat, waddling in ungainly fashion as she went.
            I prayed I did not end my pregnancy looking that ridiculous.

            Befana’s day is the last day of Christmas revelry, and really by English custom should be back to normal on the ironically named ‘St Distaff’s day’, the day after Twelfth Night when women return to their distaffs for spinning and to the other daily occupations.
            In reality of course the women in most farmsteads work the hardest over Christmas, supervising the kitchens if they are not themselves the main cook, for all that revelry and feasting; and there is plenty to do always.
            It is almost a rest to get back to routine.
            Being freed from too many servants we all mucked in to make the season festive; and returned cheerily to normal.  The children returned to regular lessons with Crispin Parsons, with supplemented learning they scarce realised they received in cosy evenings of reading and discussion, that Crispin and his new wife Fanny and stepdaughter Sylvia joined us in, and Richard Kennington too.  Danko, Rafe, Connie and Rosa also have open invitation that sometimes they avail themselves of and sometimes not.  It oft times depended what Robin was reading out loud to us!
            The weekend passed quietly; and we got to Wednesday, St Hilary’s Day quite mundanely; and the children were all at their studies and Robin and I each working on small paintings to the order of local worthies.  Then Connie knocked loudly on the studio door and came in after a brief pause.
            She found it embarrassing if we have taken pause to engage in such amorous games as husband and wife might very well do; though the now vigorous kicking of our youngest member made such impromptu passages a little harder than under regular circumstances.
            “There’s some undertaker fellow wanting to talk to you,” said Connie without preamble.  “Says he knows you; and says he needs help.”
            Robin and I looked at each other.
            His nose was twitching eagerly.
            I wrapped our brushes conscientiously in a rag soaked in turpentine.
            “Show him through, Connie,” I said “And bring mulled wine and spiced cakes.”


II

            Enzio Vittori had the kind of lugubrious face such as was suitable for his profession; and I recognised him straight away when he came in hastily replacing his hat that he had doffed to Connie that he might doff it to me too.
            When I was Robin’s apprentice, Enzio had been but a few years my senior, apprenticed to his father, the coffin maker: and  Enzio was allowed to use the off-cuts from the coffins for his own projects, as a means of building his woodworking skills, for his father was no fool and knew that the chance of making money was one of the best teachers in the world.
            Coffin making is but a specialised form of carpentry, and Enzio had a good teacher in his father who made all his coffins beautifully and with loving care.  And the boy could easily be induced to add to his income by making picture frames, for the services of a frame maker would have been much dearer.  He had also put business my way, for some of the bereaved had liked the idea of an ivory miniature of their loved one, either as a keepsake or to attach to the coffin after the old Roman fashion.  ‘Tis where I learned to turn a dead face into a living likeness; no mean skill, and needing the co-operation in some cases of the undertaker when the face has fallen in, to permit you to stuff the mouth with rags, if he is not going to do that in any case for the comfort of the bereaved.
            I smiled at Enzio and held out both my hands in pleasure.
            ’n’ giorno Enzio! How pleasant to see you!” I said.
            He took my hands rather awkwardly, and diffidently kissed each; and gave me a rather melancholy smile.
            “Felicia – Signora Robertini, I should say now, and some say with noble relatives in England – I am overjoyed that you remember me.”
            “How could I forget?” I said. “We had a good business arrangement – and friendship too.”
            “I confess, I hoped that friendship would hold that I beg a favour from you and Signor Robertini,” he said, even more diffidently. “Knowing that you and he used to solve many small mysteries when you were but a child; and I hear that you have excelled in greater problems since your return, foiling smugglers and rescuing hostages and the like.  And Signor Robertini was ever quick to make observations about corpses when my father let him draw them.”
            All highly illegal, but Signor Vittori welcomed a strong man to help him manhandle corpses in return for leaving the room for a while whilst we drew them.
            It made a change from bribing sextons, though we could not dismember those bodies.  Enzio had not then attained manhood’s strength to help; and being a child of his father’s old age, old Vittori was getting frail.
            “You are concerned that all is not as it should be about a body?” Robin asked, trying not to sound too eager.
            Enzio nodded.
            “I was shocked when I was called to collect her,” he said “And to hear her father claiming – of all things – that her death was a saintly miracle.  For this girl….I –I loved her.”
            Tears welled in his eyes.
            I did not think that undertakers had tear ducts; to look properly sober whilst dealing with the obsequies is one thing but they are not supposed to weep.
            It would probably fall under a slight to the professional mourners.
            I patted his arm.
            “Whatever has happened we shall do our best to see justice,” I assured him.  “What is this nonsense about a saintly miracle?”
            Not that I disbelieve in saintly miracles; but I think them very rare and am inclined to scepticism towards them.  Particularly when I think of the engineering of mine own so-called miracle on St Leonard’s day.
            Enzio swiped the back of his hand across his eyes for all the world like a little boy; and I wager the last time he cried was when he was.
            “I hear many things from relations,” he said “About happy releases and the like – mostly it is a happy release for those left behind more than for the deceased, though some are genuine enough.  But it cannot be right that a girl of just fourteen years old should be reft from a right merry life; and I think her father is mistaken.  I am convinced she was murdered, and probably by that good-for-naught she was so enamoured of.”
            “What did her father say, Enzio?” I asked, patiently.
            Tuscans can be almost as bad at getting to the point as Suffolk folk; not their only point of similarity. And maybe why I had settled so well into Suffolk.
            “It is St Hilary’s day,” said Enzio “And that is why he says it.  You know the story of St Hilary’s daughter?”
            I nodded.
            “She was certain she wanted a celibate life but her father was afraid she might be tempted by sexuality and prayed she might be taken to heaven a virgin.  And supposedly she was too, which seems a waste of a good life and the chance to work the nonsense from her system and grow up a good wife and mother.  Or even to become a nun if she was so intent.  I never could see why it should matter which she chose; St Hilary must have been tempted by sexuality at least once after all, or he’d not have had a daughter. Oh wait, but men are allowed to be sluts of course.  And now you say this girl’s father says much the same, that she has just died because he prayed for it?”
            Enzio nodded.
            “Umberto Perini, the butcher, says that he prayed to St Hilary to protect his daughter from evil attentions – and when he awoke it was to find her peacefully dead in her bed.  I – I don’t like it.  It  - it feels wrong.”
            I nodded, accepting his instincts as a man that knows death better then most.
            “I don’t like it either,” I said grimly. “It might be possible but it is sufficiently unlikely that I immediately feel there is misdirection at work here.  Besides, I’ve always had this feeling that celibacy as a sign of virtue is unhealthy; for if all the virtuous are celibate, only the unrighteous will breed, and bring up their offspring in their own ways; and that will lead to a most unholy congregation as God’s flock.  I suppose that to choose celibacy with open eyes is one thing; but this girl was too young – in my opinion – to trammel her sexuality thus.”
            “Mauritzia was a loving, friendly, beautiful girl,” said Enzio “And fond of children.  She would have made a good wife and a wonderful mother.”
            “We shall come at once to study her body,” said Robin. “If you are willing, I can get permission I am sure from the authorities to take any….intrusive measures necessary.”
            “Thank you, Signor Robertini,” said Enzio gravely. “Whatever it takes I am willing.”
            There are miracles, very occasionally; so we stopped to pray that our scepticism be forgiven an we had truly found one;  but that too we should uncover by examining the girl’s body and might then put Enzio’s mind at rest.
            Not that either of us really believed for one moment that she had died of some supernatural agency.
            An she had, the Good Lord or St Hilary would surely have sent a sign to Enzio ere he sought us out.


            It was Pernel’s turn to be our helper; and we also took Chel, for if this girl had been, as Enzio said, fascinated and enamoured of some undesirable character there were few in our current entourage as good as Chel at finding out about such.
            The lad had made some good contacts with the local Tzigane and was on excellent terms with their leader, Ranaldo Columba, a rogue of the first water and an engaging enough fellow with a dry and fast wit and enough lip to talk a pope into the grave. Though probably not enough to talk a cardinal out of a nunnery.  There are limits.
            He liked Chel, for Chel was an acrobat, even as Signor Columba had been in his youth.
            If Chel needed an ally he should work with Adam; for we had decided not to introduce Oliviero or Fidelio into this side of our work yet, for they needed the time to recover from their unfortunate experiences.  And Jerid was not so enthusiastic as Adam at such either.

            Enzio led us back into his workshop and indicated the slab he had laid the girl Mauritzia on.
            Chel gasped and I stared amazed.
            It was none other than that same girl whose singing we had paused to listen to; and whose beauty and fair voice had struck the lad so dumb with the purity of the sound.
            “That Tzigane boy – is he the one you say did this?” Chel cried.
            Enzio shrugged.
            “Certainly I cannot help but suspect him.”
            “I’m going to kill him!” said Chel grimly, checking his belt knife and preparing to leave.
            Enzio goggled.  He had given Chel a startled and wary look when we had introduced him – and I could not but wonder if there was more to it than a natural distrust of Tzigani.  If the undesirable character of whom he spoke was that same boy who had already had words with Chel, Enzio’s despite was natural enough.
            Robin seized Chel by the arm.
            “Do not you jump to conclusions without any facts, lad!” he admonished. “By such token, oft times a ‘Gyptian lad like yourself would take the blame for others’ misdemeanours! If it were he, then he shall swing for it.  But let us get facts first!”
            Chel stiffened; but bit his lip and bowed his head.
            He had a great deal of respect for Robin.
            “I hear and will obey, my lord,” he said harshly “But if it were he, I cannot promise not to cheat the hangman.  He was so full of how she was his woman; and so jealous.  It would not be out of character for a Rom man to preserve his bella figura as they put it here in Italy by killing the woman he loved to stop her choosing another.”
            “This shall we bear in mind,” said Robin, evenly.  Now! We shall examine the body; and if such is more than you can cope with, whether for knowing the girl slightly or because you are in any way squeamish, you had better leave now rather than make the place untidy by passing out all over the floor.”
            “I stay,” said Chel.



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