Saturday, April 19, 2025

Trouble in Svardovia 18

 

Chapter 18

 

The Gargantua were equipped with radio equipment to talk amongst themselves, and each was equipped with a unique frequency emitter to allow them to be identified on the battlefield, but only the command machine was fitted to send long range messages. And the command machine was in Krasnytsya, alone and unsupported.  Ferdinand had a board which told him where each vehicle was, but only for his information. His role was observational. He cursed.

“One of you will have to go back and fetch help,” he snapped to the pilots.

“Yes, my lord; I’ll go,” said the one who most rapidly realised that being out of the vehicle with an irascible Archduke was likely to be advantageous.

 

oOoOo

 

Sophie slid out with her ‘fishing tackle,’ and the officer who had been encouraging gave her a wink.

“The doctor is on his way,” he said. “I wonder what all that noise as about; our lads must be in battle.”

Sophie realised that the top of the mountain which had disappeared was not visible from this lower end of the village.

“I do not know, sir; but I am still bored, and people will still want to eat,” she said.

He laughed.

“True enough,” he agreed.

The mill was near the river, which ran along the railway line for a while; fortunately it flowed away from the mountain, so no large problems were caused. It filled a mill-pond rather than turning the wheel directly, since it was not a large river, and, apparently was known to run sluggishly in summer. The mill was a three-storey board building which had seen better days, and was apparently deserted. Sophie went exploring. The heat-ray eventually went under a pile of sacks full of old, sour flour, too old even to be worth stealing.

Sophie fixed a fly, and was soon pulling in trout, trapped in the mill pond, which had a flow of water through it constantly with the overflows, but the outlets were not large enough for them to swim through.  Sophie was delighted; she had never considered herself much of a fisherman, though she would often accompany her father, usually doing lessons whilst he fished.  The trout here really were bored enough to come up to play. Sophie wandered back up to the Gasthof with a string of half-a-dozen trout, and was rewarded with a thick piece of new bread and honey, a foaming mug of milk, and a kiss from the kitchen maid.

“Is it true that there’s gold in the mountains?” asked Sophie. “I thought I might get myself a spade, and a tent, and some good blankets if we are to be stuck here for any length of time, and see what I can find.”

“Who told you that nonsense?” asked the maid.

“Oh! Nobody, but I found a map in the mill, and it was marked ‘gold found here,’” so I thought I might go and look,” said Sophie. “It’ll keep me out from under Papa’s feet, you know.”

“Really?” the girl sounded excited.

“It may be nonsense, but someone took it seriously enough,” said Sophie. “Finder’s keepers, though, and I found it.”

She had constructed a map, crude enough not to be definite; and would leave it in her room. Someone was bound to copy it, and then, if the mountainside was flooded with gold diggers, it would hide their own efforts.

At least they still had their sleeping bags, one piece of equipment Dmitry had insisted they keep, rolled up together in a parcel of brown paper which might have been anything.

Sophie beamed at her friendly lieutenant.

“You were right, sir, they were glad of the fish, but you’ll never guess what I found in the mill!”

“A dead body?” suggested the officer humorously.

“Oh, I do not think I could be enthusiastic about that, unless it was a murder I could investigate,” said Sophie. “It was a treasure map!  Now, sir, if you put it there to keep me out of trouble, I wish you will tell me.”

“I? no, not me,” said the lieutenant. “Though a treasure hunt is always an amusing pastime. What did it say?”

“That there’s gold in the mountains!” said Sophie, ecstatically. “I’m going to get a tent, and spade, and things, and go and dig. Papa said I might, he’s sick of me already. And the doctor says there is nothing wrong with Selma but her age, and growing too fast. He gave her some disgusting medicine, but she may come and help me.”

The lieutenant laughed.

“Gold! That’s a good one, but good luck to you, I hope you find some.”

Sophie purchased several ready-made suits of boys’ clothes, and slipped some men’s clothes in with them, a tent, and blankets. And a spade, prattling happily about her map. Pans and dried goods also made sense. She could not, of course, purchase too much, as it might be suspicious, but it was a start.

And then a messenger almost fell into the town, from further down the line, babbling of explosions, and how help was needed to rescue the crews of the Gargantua.

The villagers had no desire to be co-opted into helping the Gargantua crews, and moreover, tales of gold were spreading.  Soon there was no spade or pickaxe to be had, nor tents, nor cooking pots.

And Sophie and another ‘boy’ she had met in the inn went prospecting; and so too did a pair of rough, bearded men, Dmitry and Karol having darkened their stubble and hair, as well as neglecting to shave it. With the strangers in town, nobody gave them a second glance. And half the village was soon off to the area marked by the boy who had found the map.

 

The soldiery had entrenching tools, for what they were worth; but mostly they found themselves with the back-breaking work of moving big rocks.  Some of the Gargantua crew had managed to get out, and were helping; others were wounded, and needed to be helped out. Others needed to be dug out. Those still alive were crying out and demanding aid on the radios.  One of the pilots who could get his machine out of the rubble started using the feet to dig into avalanche, as much as he was able, and used his heat ray on a large rock, to warm the wounded. The Archduke scarcely noticed his ingenuity, as he was busy complaining. One of the railwaymen took a hand-cranked vehicle down the line with blankets – those not already sold to would-be prospectors – and hot drinks in Dewar vacuum flasks – those not already sold to would-be prospectors.

“Good, you can take me back to the village right away, and Slabinysky as well. He has a broken arm and of course, I must go with him,” said the archduke.

Two of the casualties quietly expired whilst the precious pair were being transported, who might have been saved if got to warm beds quickly; but neither Ferdinand nor Slabinysky actually cared about this. Naturally, they were given the best rooms in the Gasthof, which would have displaced the supposed Herrs Müller had they not already left quietly, looking like peasant propectors.

Naturally, there was a lot of fighting over who was going to dig where, and Dmitry, Karol, Sophie, and Svetelina quietly moved further up the mountain from the region marked as ‘gold found here’ in the foothills.

Once Slabinysky’s arm was set, he demanded to meet the elderly gentleman and his family.

“But, my lord, you are in their room; I must take such luggage as they had away, and tell them they will have to share a room, because of your honours, perhaps they can share with the little boy.”

“Well, find them quickly; and the little boy!” demanded Slabinysky.

“Oh, you won’t see the little boy for a while, your honour,” said owner of the Gasthof, whose name was Manfred. “Though you’ll be eating the salmon he caught for your dinner, some fine fish!  But he found a treasure map and he has gone off digging for gold.”

Ferdinand snorted.

“So much for your belief that the young boy was the English girl; no girl is going to be able to actually catch fish,” he said. “But what is this ‘digging for gold’ business?”

“He was indiscreet, which was foolish, of course, and I hope the poor child is not hurt by it,” sighed Manfred. “But now, the whole town has gold fever, and must go off digging for it, and half those delayed by your honour’s magnificent machines, as well. Why, there’s not a spade or mattock or pick to be had in the whole town!  Everyone is in the hills, and half the soldiery who were stationed here as well.”

Ferdinand went an interesting shade of purple.

“They must be brought back!” he screeched.

“How?” demanded Slabinysky.

“Send the soldiers after them!” screeched Ferdinand.

“The soldiers are digging out the Gargantua,” said Slabinysky.

Ferdinand indulged in a nasty fit of temper, bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet, fists clenched in rage, screaming incoherently.

“Perhaps you could telephone the capital and ask for more soldiery,” suggested Slabinysky, who was sore, himself, at a theory which seemed to be incorrect.

This calmed Ferdinand enough to manage to put through a call to the General Headquarters.

 

 

oOoOo

 

Sophie and Svetelina headed away from the general crowd of prospectors, and found a region of flattish ground on which to set up their tent. It was going to be cramped, but they could always take it apart to use the canvas. Sophie got the fire going, whilst Svetelina cleaned the salmon that Sophie had not taken to the Gasthof. Cooked in fresh goats’ milk with an onion and with fresh bread, it would be a delicious meal.

The men joined them.

“That smells good,” said Dmitry. “We have extra coats for when we go higher. We also picked up the weapon, and thought we might hide it in the tent poles.”

“That makes sense; and at least we can take it further. Did you get more provisions?” asked Sophie.

“What we could get,” said Karol. “You started something, you know; the town’s gone insane for gold. And half the soldiery up in the hills as well.”

“I recalled reading about gold fever in the Klondike, and in California in America,” said Sophie. “Nothing turns a man’s brain off half so well as the prospect of gold in huge quantities beyond the dreams of avarice.”

“She has a point,” said Karol. “A beautiful woman can make a man act crazily but there’s something about the very word, ‘gold,’ that sets the heart racing, and appeals to the little boy inside, the explorer, and other very basic urges.”

“Well, with the soldiery digging as well, that should manage to divert any pursuit,” said Dmitry. “Because that reduces those soldiers available; but if they send in officers to drag them back, it’s likely to get ugly. Mad with gold fever, they will see it as their God-given right to prospect and better themselves, and resentments over officers giving orders, normally resentments which are swallowed and accepted, will come under the reduced inhibitions of men infected with treasure hunting.  In short, there will be fights.”

“The peasantry will fight, too, for the gold being in their hills,” said Sophie.

“I have to say, it was absolutely brilliant, my love,” said Dmitry. “How did you come up with it?”

“Well, fishing is a bit boring,” said Sophie. “And I was wishing there was a way I could get everyone out of the Gasthof; and then, I thought, where do you hide a pebble, save on the beach? And then that wandered into thoughts, between my piscine endeavours, of just how would I get all the men out of the village.  I considered tales of plague, but I didn’t want to panic anyone, or cause real distress. And the thought ‘fever’ led on to ‘Gold fever,’ and there we were.”

 

oOoOo

 

In Krasnytsya, General Rikard Von Hönen and his crew had been stunned by the force of the blast, and were coming to.  He became aware that the British Ironclad was hovering very close to him, with a six-pounder and several Hotchkiss rotating cannons trained on him.

He fired the heat-ray at ‘Thunderchild.’

The armour heated up, and the deck crew with the guns fell back at the general heat.

“Take him out, lads,” said Thorndyke. “He’s fired his best shot; knock his legs out from under him.”

The six-pounder fired, and the giant machine lurched to one side and fell, as the skilful gunnery of the British tar operating it took out one mighty kneecap. Or whatever one might call that backwards bend in the leg.

Von Hönen lurched sideways with his vehicle.

“I hate to tell you this, old boy, you don’t have a leg to stand on,” said Thorndyke, over the radio. “Do surrender, it will be much less messy.”

“Messy! I’ll show you messy!” screamed Von Hönen. He managed to pull himself up to go to the engine compartment.

“The hell will I let you destroy us!” screamed his pilot, and pulled his firearm, shooting the general. He pulled out his handkerchief, and waved it frantically at the window. “That wasn’t even their major armament! And the fire from the heat ray is already out!”

A team of Royal Marines soon had the crew in the brig, and Von Hönen guarded on the orlop.

“You won’t be able to steal the heat-ray, though, it’s destroyed by being used,” gloated Von Hönen.

“Goodness, old boy, did you think we cared about such a feeble thing?” said Thorndyke.

It was a shame, but a one-use weapon was not something Thorndyke considered worth emulating, in any case.

“We will have an improved version soon, on the new prototype, and then you will tremble!” threatened the general.

“Goodness me, old boy, have you ever considered watching your blood pressure?” said Thorndyke.

It was unwelcome news, but the more he disparaged the thing, the more this bumptious, sneering fellow would boast.

“Your man, Ónodi, will never get the new prototype out of the country; and now you have blocked the only way out,” gloated Hönen.  Thorndyke bit off the urge to ask ‘Who the hell is Ónodi?’ and smiled enigmatically.

“You’re assuming that our agent hasn’t already left,” he said.

His prisoner fell apart at that.

“I will say no more,” he said, grumpily.

“Well, well, that is your right,” said Thorndyke.

He went to check with damage control that the fire did not get a good hold, and to arrange to patrol the ridge of the border.

With the border cut off, the prince and his companions might need a little bit of help.

 

Friday, April 18, 2025

trouble in Svardovia 17

 

Chapter 17

 

The little ‘family’ on the platform was not the only group to draw closer. Mothers pushed children behind them, and husbands held terrified wives. The machine on its own had been an intimidating thing; en masse, they were terrifying. Too wide to come two by two, they clanked inexorably down the line one after the other, hulking instruments of death and destruction, their legs, like those of ancient dinosaurs, or predatory birds moved in their alien way, the bulk of their bodies seeming to lean forward from them to seek prey, the control room with its two large windows over the heat ray like gigantic eyes.

“The hell!” muttered Dmitry.

“Our people are on watch, yes?” said Sophie.

“Oh, yes, and ready to blow the cutting,” said Dmitry. “Unfortunately, that means that our easy way out will be gone. And we shall have the choice of staying here, which is no choice at all, finding another way out, or going into the mountains without being properly clad for the early snow that high up, without even Victorina’s furs.”

“Can we not try to get through just above the cutting?” asked Sophie.

“The amount of explosives we put should have made an almost geologic level of mess,” said Dmitry.

“There might be a diplomatic arrangement to lift the passengers stranded here over by commercial zeppelin,” suggested Sophie. “That is the civilised approach to civilians stranded in a war zone.”

“That assumes Vandalia would act in a civilised way,” said Dmitry, dryly. “They are more likely to question quite brutally everyone on the train to find out their business over the border which would coincide with this.”

“The border violation is Vandalian, though,” said Sophie, indignantly.

“And that will not matter to their paranoid brains,” said Karol. “We have to get out of here, as a matter of some urgency, but without looking as if we are fleeing.”

Svetelina, seeing some of the women being led tenderly to the waiting room by their men folk, moaned, swayed, and collapsed in an elegant heap.

“Oh! My poor child! She is overcome!” cried Dmitry. “Let me take her away to a doctor!”

He lifted Svetelina, and carried her out of the station, even the military parting to let them go; a sure sign that there would have been questions.

“Where are you going?” an officer asked.

“My daughter has fainted! Where does a doctor reside?” demanded Dmitri.

“This place does not rate a doctor; take her to the Gasthof, and I will have one sent for, but it is probably only her age, and nerves,” said the officer, not unkindly.

“Thank you!” said Dmitry, warmly.

Being off the station was the first thing.

“A keen fisherman, eh, son?” asked the officer. “Well, if you want to try your luck up at the old mill pond, I doubt the doctor will be here for a couple of hours, at least.”

“May I, Papa?” asked Sophie.

“You may not, not until I have your sister lying down in the dark, for it will have brought on a migraine for sure,” snapped Dmitry. “Then, I will think about it, but I know you! If I let you go off for two hours, it will be four, or five, or after dark, and me fearing that you have drowned your foolish self, and then you turn up wet, slimy, and your trunk still in the train.”

Sophie sighed, hunched her shoulders, and followed. The officer winked at her.

“I expect you will be able to slip away,” he murmured. “The hold-up will be likely to continue for several days, and the Gasthof glad of fresh fish, for the passengers will be billeted on them.”

“What is going on, sir?” asked Sophie.

“Oh, the upper echelon are run mad,” said the officer. “And you didn’t hear it from me. Someone assassinated a political hot-potato from Svardovia, and stole a walking machine, and then disappeared, leaving it in a field, and someone decided it was the prelude to an invasion from Krasnytsya.”

“Eh, perhaps someone also spiked their schnapps with funny juice,” said Sophie. “I wouldn’t mind trying to drive one of those machines.”

“Hah! A future officer for us no doubt,” said the officer, and almost spoiled the goodwill Sophie had built with him by going to rumple her hat. Sophie ducked, instinctively.

“Oh. Free with his hands, your Papa?” said the officer.

“Only since Mama died,” said Sophie, sadly. “We are off to school; we are in the way.”

“Well! May you enjoy it, anyway – when you finally get there,” said the officer.

Sophie ran to catch up as Dmitry turned to look for her, careful to run from her shoulders, not after the manner of a woman.

“What did he want?” muttered Dmitry.

“I asked him what was going on, and he said the top brass have gone mad,” said Sophie. “If I slip out shortly with my fishing gear, I could cache it at the old mill, so it is not here to be searched. I might even do some fishing. The officer said we will all be billeted in the Gasthof and they would be glad of fish.”

“What will you use as a line?”

“I left one rod and line,” said Sophie. “I’m not much good at fishing, but you never know, in a mill pond, the fish might be bored enough to bite.”

Dmitry chuckled.

“I like the idea of hiding it,” he said. “If nothing else, we could then make a swift raid in a flying boat after getting ourselves out.”

 

oOoOo

 

The telegraph chirped in the tent of Major Vanyo Lebchuk. He read the morse, and shot out of his chair.

“In position to fire the charges, lads, they’re coming,” he said. “Let the first one through in case it’s the prince, stealing one; it’d be like him to do so, but send word to the navy to be on standby in case it isn’t.”

His telegraphist worked with hurried fingers.

The navy! One elderly British ironclad, and a number of small zeppelins, paid for by individual enthusiasts. The way ‘Thunderchild’ had dealt with all the Svardovian navy, however, did give Lebchuk some hope.

And then the first one came through the cutting; too close, surely to be a fugitive.

“Blow it,” said Lebchuk.

Four men pressed buttons on preset charges. Two of the charges were at the base of a mountain peak, towering over the pass. These had been set by one Yuri Bugun, who was an enthusiast, and Lebchuk only hoped that his enthusiasm had not got out of hand.

Lebchuk smiled grimly to hear the rumble of detonation, and prayed quietly that his experts had made sure not to harm any of those setting off the charges, nor him and his men.

“RUN!” he screamed, as he realised that the calculations had not taken into account how far things might spread.

Two minutes later, Lebchuk picked himself up, and counted his men.

They had all made it, though one of his detonator crew looked shaken. Lebchuk heaved out his own hip flask and gave the boy a nip of medicinal brandy.

“As God is my judge!” gasped the young cornet. “I thought the whole top of the mountain was coming down on me in one go.”

“I was fairly certain it was after me, too,” said Lebchuk.

 

oOoOo

 

With Svitelina installed in a bed in the Gasthof, and rooms bespoken for all his party, Dmitry felt they had time to breathe.

They were then interrupted by an ominous rumbling, and the very ground shook.

“Was that the charges?” asked Sophie, shaken.

Dmitri glanced out of the window, and gasped, even more shaken.

“That was the charges,” he said. “Someone got over-enthusiastic; they’ve blown down the whole Adlerhorn; the peak which overlooks… overlooked… the railway.”

“Dear God!” said Sophie. “When you said ‘geologic’ you were not joking!”

 

oOoOo

 

Grand Duke Ferdinand rode in the Gargantua which brought up the rear, along with a guest.

His guest was one Boris Slabinysky, lord of a small Svardovian barony, and lately its prime minister. He had left for the good of his own health, and looked even more than usual like the ‘louse that fed on dried blood.’

He smirked as the walking machine approached the station, and a young girl fainted. How delectably young she looked! And easy to intimidate, it seemed! Perhaps he might be able get to know her during the interrogations of the passengers. She would doubtless be ready to do anything for her other relatives. He looked at them closely, and stiffened. He was certain that… he bit one finger nail in agitation.

“Ferdinand!” he cried. “I am almost certain I saw Prince Dmitry, and his friend, Karol Blatinski, and the English girl on the platform!”

“You have Dmitry on the brain!” snapped Ferdinand. “Besides, why would Dmitry himself be in Vandalia, when he has suborned one of Victorina’s lovers to do it?  Ferencz Ónodi was identified by Yaromar Zbignevosky, who was blown up to prevent him from talking – but they did not know that I have secret spy holes, and he had already confirmed the identity of the man. Look, I have the photograph.”

He poked the picture at Slabinysky.

“You idiot!” snapped Slabinysky. “That’s Dmitry!”

Ferdinand did not react well to being called an idiot, and he slapped Slabinysky.

“You have Dmitry on the brain! He identified himself as Ónodi, and I telegraphed Vienna, to check that such a man exists, and he does. Look at those moustaches; turned up like all their hussars, and so loud! Dmitry is a quiet-spoken man, this one is loud and blustering, and his awful, awful whores! Why one of them…” he shuddered, “Actually kissed me on the cheek! I was never so humiliated! And Zbignevosky would know!”

Slabinysky was used to being slapped by Victorina, so he took it with resignation.

Could he be wrong? He looked again at the photograph.

“It is well-known that Victorina chose lovers who resembled Dmitry in some respect, at least,” he said. “And Ónodi is an older man.  I would not put it past Dmitry to impersonate Ónodi.”

“No, I checked up on Ónodi, and he is on leave. It must be him,” said Ferdinand. “Besides, he is ahead of us! He had to abandon the walking machine he stole, but he gave my men the slip and he must be stopped at all costs! He has the heat ray!”

Slabinysky held his piece. He knew what he believed.

He ventured,

“Why would Ónodi spy for Dmitry?”

“Fool! You are like all the effete Svardovians, and you cannot get it up without being humiliated and caned by a woman. He found what she wanted, and rejected her in disgust, and Dmitry recruited him. It is a false Dmitry!”[1]

Slabinysky had a sudden, horrifying concept, of Dmitry co-opting, coercing, or persuading every one of Victorina’s Dmitry-resembling lovers into working for him, and the chaos which could ensue.

It had been bad enough with that wretched English woman, claiming to be Victorina! Such thoughts almost distracted him from his concealed anger at the slur cast on his own sexuality, and indeed, nationally, just because Victorina had had her perversions.

It had not helped that King Cheffan had once been photographed in a highly embarrassing position with his Master of Horse, a whip, and a saddle. Slabinysky put it down to royalty being inbred, but it had not been good for Svardovia.

 

The front of the procession of thirty Gargantua had reached the cutting which constituted the border with Krasnytsya now.  It was five miles through the cutting, and then they would march on the palace in Berzhostrov, and demand the handing over of Ferencz Ónodi, and the return of the weapon!  The Gargantua could go at a steady fifteen miles per hour, so in twenty minutes the front-runner with General Rikard Von Hönen would be through, and all of them would be in the pass. Nothing could stand against them!

 

‘Nothing’ is a very big concept, and nature herself hates to be mocked. Especially when poked very hard with a large amount of dynamite thoughtfully inserted deep into a fault, which had been causing some concern to the railway over whether natural methods of freeze and thaw might bring down the head of the mountain one day, without warning. Or as the Krasnytsyan explosives  expert, Yuri Bugun, had said, something for everyone.

This insouciant expert had happily filled the fault with nitro.

It may be said that he had failed to be specific about this, as Major Vanyo Lebchuk was unnaturally prejudiced against nitro. Bugun found this prejudice disappointing, as it would do the job so much more efficiently.

What the major did not know would not hurt him.

As long as he could run fast enough.

Bugun was a man of simple pleasures. He was happy with the willing bar maid he had found at the next village on the line, and even more so when the earth moved for him.

And everyone else in the vicinity, but nobody else enjoyed it as much.

The Vandalian Gargantua pilots certainly did not enjoy it, but most of them did not have long enough in which to contemplate their unhappiness before oblivion pursued them to any afterlife they might deserve.

The first Gargantua was mostly out of the explosive zone; but the nineteen behind him were not.

The ten behind them were somewhat inconvenienced by falling rocks.

“See? You were wrong, you were wrong!” cried Ferdinand. “Ónodi got through, and they were waiting for us, they knew we must pursue him!

Slabinysky was too shocked to answer; but he certainly wanted a word with the family he suspected. First, however, he wanted treatment for what he strongly suspected was a broken arm.

Even those Gargantua not crushed into oblivion must be dug out to see if life was extinct, and most machines had been crippled, or could go no further in either direction for the debris from the avalanche which accompanied the shocking collapse of the head of Adlerhorn. Those on which a thousand meter cubed sized block of rock had fallen could not hope to have survived. Slabinysky crossed himself.  He was not a regular communicant; but under such a shock, his childhood religion asserted itself to provide the only response he felt he could manage.

 



[1] Points over why I find that sentence highly amusing.