Sunday, November 16, 2025

madhouse Bride 8 Sunday cliffie

 

Chapter 8

 

Reverend Cartwright-Jones sat, drinking tea and eating macaroons in the nursery with Anne.

“Dear me, I can see why you have been isolated here, but it’s hardly…,” he tailed off.

“It’s very nice, actually,” said Anne. “Julian apologised, but I told him, there is no need. Having a haven, somewhere peaceful, without having to worry about a room-mate who sets things on fire, or being tortured to make me sign away my inheritance.”

“Which you could not do, in any case, as your father seems to have tied things up with the betrothal contract,” said Cartwright-Jones. “And it is in regards to this that I have come to see you.”

“Oh?” said Anne, guardedly.

“I need to check that you do not feel coerced into marrying Ravenscar,” said Cartwright-Jones.

“Not in the least; I like him very well indeed,” said Anne. “I think I am falling in love with him, but I was ready to settle for affection.”

“Very well, so long as you do not feel under pressure,” said Cartwright-Jones.

“I do, but only in terms of being afraid of my uncle until I am married safely and out of his possible control,” said Anne.

“Well, you must fulfil residency, for 15 days,” said the vicar.

“Another week or so, then,” said Anne. “Good, not too long.”

Cartright-Jones smiled.

“I am glad it pleases you,” he said. “Remember, marriage is not something on which to embark lightly; there is no easy way out of it.”

“I feel comfortable with Julian,” said Anne.

 

oOoOo

 

Mr. Blackman looked nothing like his urbane self when he walked into a certain stockbroker’s offices. He appeared to be on the wrong side of fifty, and you would swear he was a little thin on top, and his clothing was a little too big for him as if he had lost weight. Shadows beneath his eyes, a sad moustache and a harried expression completed the look.

“Look, I’m trying to make a deal with someone,” he said. “I need to go somewhere else for a while… Jamaica would suit me fine.  I have some shares in a quarry in Lancashire which I’m prepared to offer as a straight exchange, no questions asked.”

“I have no such customers at the moment, but I will ask around,” said a certain Mr. Brabant. One of his customers did own extensive shares in Jamaica, but was unlikely to be selling.

Mr. Blackman pulled out a handkerchief and mopped his brow.

“I… I’ll be asking around, but if you can send a messenger if anything comes up?  Or even a seller directly.”

“I’d like to see your shares,” said Brabant.

The shares were good, legitimate stock and worth more than the face value; Brabant knew the real thing when he saw it.

“How soon do you need to, ah, relocate?” he asked.

“None of your business,” snapped Mr. Blackman.

“My apologies; you just don’t seem to be the type of man to be seeking to escape the consequences of a fatal duel,” said Brabant.

“I said to mind your own business,” said Blackman. “It’s a family matter.”

Mr. Brabant lined up several scenarios in his head; ‘killed the wife in a quarrel,’ coming to mind first, followed by ‘caught interfering with the wife’s juvenile nieces,’ through more exotic speculation. He was personally veering towards ‘caught in flagrante delicto with a young footman and a woman from Harris’s list specialising in discipline.’ Mr. Fredericks – for such Blackman’s card proclaimed him to be – seemed to be that sort of man.

And it was a hanging offence as well, not just a scandal.

“I’ll let you know,” he said, taking the address of the hotel where ‘Mr. Fredericks’ was staying.

Brabant was to be amazed that Mr. Denver came in later, wanting to offload his shares in his plantation, and directed his client to the relatively quiet backwater of Durrant’s Hotel.

 

“A straight exchange, Mr. Brabant said,” Denver attempted to take control of the conversation with the seedy-looking ‘Mr. Fredericks.’

“I… yes,” said Blackman. “I want to leave England in a hurry.”

“And you have shares in a quarry to the sum of eighty thousand?” persisted Denver.

Blackman got out a stack of share certificates.

They were not the same ones he had shown to Mr. Brabant, which he had borrowed from Julian. Mr. Denver, however, did not know this, and would not have recognised the difference between highly successful shares, and the no less genuine, but now worthless ones from a quarry quite worked out, which Mr. Blackman had acquired during his travels, and which were now to be of some use.

Signatures were exchanged and so were share certificates. ‘Mr. Fredericks’ checked out quickly, and took the shares to a Quaker of his acquaintance who would be glad to pay a quarter of the price on the shares in order to use them to emancipate some slaves. It was still a profit to Mr. Blackman, after all.

Denver did not bother to return to his stockbroker; he took the shares home, there was time enough to take them to his stockbroker later to register his ownership for the share pay out. A day or two would make little difference.

All thought of them was driven from his head when he arrived at the same time as the postman.

“Good morning, sir! Three and six to pay on this one, it’s from Switzerland,” said the postman cheerfully.

Denver went white, but paid. He went in the door before opening the letter with trembling fingers, even before Wilcox could relieve him of his coat and hat.

“But… but she can’t! she isn’t…,” he said, trembling.

Wilcox twitched the letter from him and read it. He looked troubled.

Dear Uncle Thomas and Aunt Amelia,

You may imagine my astonishment when I was called to Mme DuQuensne’s office to be told that my betrothed husband’s man was there. Fancy Papa having managed to make a betrothal with someone as distinguished as Ravenscar!  I am all agog to meet him, and those of my English classmates are just green with jealousy. I am to set out for England within the week, and I am to sail on his lordship’s private yacht! How exciting it all is.

Now, as to general news, Mlle Lebrun still has a permanent sniffle, and it is still irritating, but I am better able to ignore it to study history. We are studying the Plantagenets at the moment, on both sides of the German Sea, and it is extraordinary the amount of betrayal and backstabbing that can go on in any family. Herr Weiner is still as snuffy as ever, but he gives me reason to believe that I am not entirely devoid of musical ability though he suggests I should play only French airs and not to attempt to sully German music with my antics.

I was not responsible for the mouse incident, so do not believe Mme DuQuesne if she says I am. It was not me, and I do not know who it was.

Your niece,

Anne Bonnet.”

“I don’t understand,” said Wilcox. “Why, it’s the sort of letter a young girl would write from school. But we know she has never been to Switzerland.”

“It’s uncanny,” said Denver. “Well, I know you can’t have done this so me, and nor can Amelia. I… dear God! Do you suppose Ravenscar found her, and took her to Switzerland just to write this?”

“I wouldn’t put it past that devil,” said Wilcox. “Though I’m not sure what he’s attempting to achieve.”

“Revenge,” said Denver. “To try to upset me.”

“Looks like he succeeded,” said Wilcox. “Pull yourself together; there is nothing he can do about anything that counts, other than stealing her inheritance. Which is unfortunate, but at least he can’t prove anything malicious.  You can claim that sending her to Switzerland was a white lie because you were embarrassed about her madness. A vicar and some shabby genteel ladies and a doctor will agree she was very sick indeed. You did not wish to admit it to Ravenscar.  Any judge in the land would swallow that.”

“Unless he produces her to put on the stand.”

“Lucid periods, Denver, she has lucid periods, when she forgets her periods of madness, but has delusions of persecution.”

“I… yes, yes, it makes sense,” said Denver. “And he must have found her, that is her writing.”

“But all he can do is to try to unsettle you.  Hold on to that. Somehow he has got someone into the house to introduce the mice and the copper pins. It’s nothing but tricks.”

“Indeed, nothing but tricks,” agreed Denver.

“And that she writes about mice proves it!” said Wilcox.

“I… yes, I suppose so,” said Denver. “But who can it be? I sacked all the servants, except you and Amelia’s muffin-faced maid; Amelia isn’t capable, and nor is her maid, and you would be encouraging me to go to pieces if it was you. And I can’t believe that Clarinda has the brains, even if Ravenscar had seduced her.” He froze. “Watkins said that he thought the other young lady was sewing clothes for mice! He saw a girl with dark hair! Do you suppose Anne is hiding in the house without our knowledge?”

“I don’t see how she can,” said Wilcox, biting his lip.

“I found a piece of knitting, done on hat pins,” said Denver. “In her room. Summon all the servants; have them stay in the vestibule, and you and I will start with the garrets and work our way down.”

Wilcox nodded.

“If anyone is hiding here, I should think we will find her,” he said. “And yes, it has to be her. She wrote a letter for him to have someone take to Switzerland.”

Jem, eavesdropping, was impressed by the cool and intelligence displayed by Wilcox, but had to dodge back to the servants’ room before Wilcox came to summon them.

 

Jem and Chalky and the cook and two chamber-maids as well as Jane South congregated in the vestibule. The two chamber-maids clung together in terror at the look on the faces of the master and Mr. Wilcox. Wilcox peered closely at both, to check that neither was Anne in disguise.

The search was exhaustive and exhausting. Wilcox and Denver went through every room, looking under beds, into cupboards, in the linen closet, box room, and down through the family living quarters, irritating Amelia Denver, who was pleasing herself in a daydream of her husband being as frisky as his ‘mistress’ made him sound, and was caught at it by Wilcox. It might be said that she was sufficiently carried away that having Wilcox demonstrate some techniques pleased her more than it shocked her; and there was an unspoken promise of more to come.

 Clarinda Denver was also to be put out by the exhaustive search. She had smuggled in one of the grooms to be frisky in his own way, if only to spite Wilcox.  She was found in her bedroom with her lover by her father, who swore at her and her lover, and fired him as soon as he realised who he was, and chased out, holding the bundle of his clothes as best he might, by Denver’s own belt, which he also plied on his daughter’s naked backside. Wilcox came and smirked, which was probably to Clarinda a worse punishment than her father’s rather feeble and inept efforts to whip her.

The ground floor also received its thorough search, and below stairs, where the joint for dinner was found to have dried up enough to be inedible, for the want of basting, and no sign of any illicit person was found. The two men returned to the vestibule.

“Sir? Were you looking for… her?” asked Jem, innocently. “Of course, you looked on top of the testers, and made sure all the beds were empty without someone lying spread out under the covers?”[1]

Denver and Wilcox stared at him in horror, and ran back upstairs.

They found nobody; but there was the unspoken recognition that someone might have moved from either of those hiding places, and gone almost anywhere.

“I can’t do it all again,” groaned Denver. They virtually limped back down to the vestibule.

“I was thinking, sir,” said Jem. “The back door has no key, and it would be easy to slip down to the mews.”

“You and White, go and search the mews, and use pitchforks in the hay in the hayloft,” said Wilcox.

Jem went off with Chalky.

“What are we looking for?” asked Chalky.

“The old man has been seeing ghosts,” said Jem. “It’s easier to play along, same as with his thing about mice.”

“I s’pose there are worse sorts of madmen,” said Chalky.

They searched assiduously, so that they could say that they had, and commiserated with the groom who had been so rudely interrupted and thrown out of the fair Clarinda.

“I wouldn’t worry if I was you,” said Jem. “He’ll have forgotten in a week or two.”

He and Chalky went back to the house, and Jem worked on pacifying the cook by dropping the roast into a pan with a little boiling water in it and steaming it to regain some moisture, and then shredding it, adding lardons of bacon, chopped onions, dill, and coriander and shaping it into a meat loaf in a loaf-tin lined with bacon rashers.

“Three-quarters of an hour in the oven, it’ll be delicious,” said Jem, patting the hysterical cook on the arm.”

“You have saved my life!” declared the cook.

“I haven’t saved much of your bacon, though,” said Jem.

“I will buy more. It is immaterial,” said the cook, who was half French but wholly temperamental. Jem mentally shrugged that the figure of speech as a joke had passed the fellow by, but it was unimportant.

He wanted to get word out to Julian that though Denver was well rattled, he was also being propped up by Wilcox.

He would have to wait for Wednesday, for his half day off, but that was no problem.

He was, therefore, gratified, that one of the grooms slipped in early in the morning.

“Your cousin’s in the mews,” he said.

Jem slipped out, and found Robbie waiting.  He reported everything, and Robbie went off chuckling.

That meant the letter from France should arrive today as well.  Jem was looking forward to it.

 



[1] I’ve hidden spread out under the covers for a game of hide and seek, and fell asleep in boredom because nobody found me.

madhouse bride 7

 

Chapter 7

 

Julian decided that ‘going the third time to the well’ was unwise; but he did ask Jem to answer an advertisement as a footman in the Denver household.

Jem readily got the job; many Londoners had already heard of the Denvers.

He shared the duty of footman with a small, sharp-eyed lad from Bermondsey, who had managed to shed his accent most of the time, and who was looking on this job as a step towards a real career with real toffs. ‘Chalkie’ White, who had not been known by the name bestowed upon him by his fond parents since he left home at fourteen and shed the opproprium – to the rest of the street boys – of being named Eustace Augustus, after sundry royals. When Jem found out, he laughed.

“It’ll stand you in good stead as a butler, though,” he said.

“Knowing my luck, I’d have a master named John William Smith,” said Chalkie.

“More’n likely,” said Jem.

And that was it; Jem had his feet under the table, and charmed the reason for the new staff out of the stuck-up maid who served both Mrs. and Miss Denver.

“And the candles burned green, they say, when that girl went to light them, and she had hysterics, and all the others came to gawp, and they would have it that it was witchcraft,” said Jane South, the ladies’ maid. “And then, my poor mistress! The master had left a love-letter from some mistress shoved down the cushions of his chair, and my mistress had me search for more, and they were tied up in a garter!” she looked triumphant. “Can you believe that? He’s not such a gent as he’d have us believe to sleep with such a vulgar piece.”

“Saucy letters?” asked Jem.

“As if I’d tell the likes of you!” said Jane South in scorn.

“Oh, didn’t let you read them, then?” asked Jem.

“As if I’d want to,” said Jane South, turning up her nose at the whole concept.

Jem laughed, recognising prurient curiosity when he saw it.

“And this led to the whole staff being turned off save you and old Friday-face?” he asked.

“It was the superstition over the green flames, and calling it witchcraft,” said Jane South.  “As well as dead mice, and live ones, left all over the place. And the master got the idea someone was doing it as a prank, and not knowing who, got rid of all the other servants.”

“So, it ain’t you or Mr. Wilcox, then?”

“Certainly not! I’m sure I don’t know who might be doing it or why, and with my poor mistress finding  those letters too, and the master not even ready to admit to his bit on the side, it’s been very unpleasant,” said Jane South, who then clammed up.

Jem made sure to continue the work of scattering mice, and went to the trouble of constructing a miniature gallows, on which to hang one of the little corpses he was distributing, left on the dining room table  beside the epergne.

The shriek from Thomas Denver, echoed by higher pitched shrieks from his wife and daughter was a delight to Jem’s ears.

“That’s the outside of enough! It’s you, Wilcox, I know it is!” he heard Denver shriek.

“Don’t be a fool; what could I gain from stupid pranks like this?” demanded Wilcox.

“You’re trying to make me go insane! Then you’ll steal everything I own!” cried Denver.

“If I was trying to make you go insane, you idiot, I’d claim not to be able to see the mice, so you thought you were seeing things.”

“Wilcox, you should not speak to your master like that,” said a female voice.

“Shut it, Clarinda,” snapped Wilcox. “When you’re my wife, I’ll school you properly, but in the meantime, stay out of what doesn’t concern you.”

Clarinda went into loud hysterics.

“Selling your daughter to the butler just because he thought he could help us get rid of that girl, and what happens? She has her fortune tied up too tight for us to touch it!” screamed Amelia Denver, shrilly. “And meanwhile, you are poking some vulgar piece, and wasting our money on her – a diamond necklace, mink, and who knows what else!”

“For the last time, Amelia, I do not have a mistress, I do not know where those letters came from,” snapped Denver. “For all I know, Wilcox had his own fancy-woman write them, to divide us!”

There was a long silence.

“Nothing to do with me,” said Wilcox.

Jem smirked at the arguments.

“I found out what was wrong with the candles,” said Wilcox. “Someone had put a copper pin down each by the wick.”

“Why would that make it green?” asked Denver.

“Because they were copper,” said Wilcox. “Oh, surely you know that copper burns green? That’s how they put green colour in green fireworks.”

“How am I supposed to know that?” demanded Denver.

“Because it’s the sort of thing that gentlemen pick up?” said Wilcox.

Denver scowled.

“This is looking more and more as if you know enough to do this, and I do not,” he said.

“Just because I understand what has been done and why, does not mean I did it,” said Wilcox. “Honestly, man! Would I be likely to tell you what caused it if I was trying to drive you silly? Or is that sillier?”

“There is no need to be offensive,” snapped Denver. “No, I suppose not.” There was the sound of a slap, and a female cry. “And you can be silent, Clarinda! You didn’t manage to ‘take’ because you turned your tantrums on all the young men, and if I choose to marry you off to Wilcox, that’s how it will be. Now go to your room!”

Jem made a strategic withdrawal as Clarinda flounced out of the room and up to her room. There was disharmony between thieves and in the household, and it must be milked – but judiciously. There was a rhythm to this.

Jem decided to leave it until the letter arrived.  Let things settle down and seem normal, and then see how the letter affected them. He was the perfect footman, but he did hover until Denver snapped, “Out with it, man! What did you want?”

“Did sir want the dead mice kept to make sculptures with?”

“What the devil do you mean? Why should I want dead mice?”

“Well, sir, the… sculptures have been… interesting, but a little… unnerving, arranged in, as you might say, scenes of daily life….”

“Throw them away! Throw them all away! I am not creating sculptures, it’s nothing to do with me!”

“No, sir, of course not, if you say so,” said Jem. “And the clothes made for them?”

“Throw it all away!”

“Very good, sir.”

 

Later, Denver stopped, and thought, ‘clothes?’

He decided not to ask.

 

Other than the strained atmosphere over the very frisky letters by Daisy the Dasher, the next couple of days were relatively quiet. Jem thought it a shame that Wilcox had managed to convince Denver that he had nothing to do with the troubles.

 

oOoOo

 

Julian went to see the village vicar, an elderly, scholarly man named Benedict Cartwright-Jones.

“I want to get married,” said Julian. “I embarked on a betrothal contract, with a verbal agreement that it could be broken by the lady without penalty on her eighteenth birthday, if nothing occurred requiring my protection. It was a promise to a sick man, who subsequently died in an accident whose validity I doubt but cannot prove. Her relatives have treated her badly and I rescued her, but, naturally, she is compromised by living under my roof.”

He showed the document.

“It seems to be in order; I will need to speak to the lady to see if she is also willing,” said the Reverend Cartright-Jones.

“Yes, understood. But when you are satisfied as to that, you are willing? I thought to purchase an ordinary licence so as to avoid the banns being called, to prevent any unpleasantness from her uncle.”

“If he is her guardian now….”

“Sir, the plan was to give her ‘treatment’ of ice baths and electric shocks until she signed her wealth away to her uncle, and then her life would not have been worth a sous,” explained Julian. “I snatched her from the madhouse which is a place, essentially, for inconvenient heiresses.”

“Dear me! How very singular.”

“Not as singular as you might think, alas,” said Julian. “I’ll be giving sanctuary to the other young ladies when they can be busted out. I thought I might ask if your sister would be willing to chaperone them in the Dower House.”

“My sister knows nothing of alienism,” said Cartright-Jones.

“She won’t need to; I’m arranging care for the three genuinely insane. These are frightened young girls bullied into appearing insane.”

“Then it is no more nor less than her Christian duty to be a mother-figure for them. I am sure she will agree; she is at a loose end since her husband died.”

“I hoped it would help her as well as them,” said Julian. “If she will start getting the Dower House ready, and hiring such servants as she requires, who will, of course, be on my staff, then it will be ready for them.”

“I will write to her immediately, and then come to see Miss Bonnet,” said Cartright-Jones.

 

oOoOo

 

Jem was fairly able with a needle; he did, after all, care for Julian’s clothes. A dress and bonnet, mouse-sized did not stretch his ingenuity too much; a waistcoat took a bit more work, and a top hat had to be modelled in paste-board and painted with stove blacking. Leaving them on top of Amelia Denver’s sewing basket where Denver might see them in the parlour led to accusations, recriminations, loud voices and crying.

“Watkins! Watkins!” Denver called. Jem went to his call.

“Yes, sir?” he asked.

Denver thrust the tiny clothes at him.

“You said you got rid of them!” he yammered.

“I got rid of all the others, sir,” said Jem. “I haven’t been prying where I should not to see if any more were hid.”

“No…. quite… understood,” said Denver. “Who is doing this, Watkins?”

“I… well, I fancy, sir, it’s the other young lady.”

“Other young lady? What do you mean? My daughter?”

“Oh, no, sir, not your daughter. The other young lady; the dark-haired one. L... Well… she never comes downstairs in the daytime, and I only caught glimpses of her…. I assumed she was sick, sir, and had her own servants.” said Jem.

“There is no other young lady here!” declared Denver.

“No, sir, I must have imagined seeing her,” said Jem, obligingly.  “I did wonder… but nobody believes in ghosts, nowadays, do they? I apologise for being fanciful.”

Denver forced a laugh.

“Oh, very droll, ghosts, indeed,” he said. “You may go. Burn those clothes.”

“Yessir,” said Jem.

 

Denver waited until Jem had gone, and ran up to Anne’s room.

It was untouched…. Save for the short length of knitting on two hat-pins.

Denver ripped it apart, and took the fine darning-wool downstairs to throw on the fire.

There were no such thing as ghosts! It was impossible! It had to be his wife, only a woman could sew so well or knit.  But was she working with Wilcox? He was a younger, better-looking man when not assuming the lugubrious mien a butler ought to have.

He had to know!

Denver planned to sit up all night, and watch.

It was fortunate for Jem that he had decided to do no more until the letter arrived; but he heard the footsteps as Denver prowled around and leaped out of bed and advanced in nightgown and slippers and hefting a candlestick.

“Who goes there?” he demanded.

“It’s me, Watkins,” said Denver. “I… I hoped to catch whoever was playing nasty tricks.”

“Oh, I beg your pardon, sir,” said Jem. “I wondered if it was a burglar… I don’t hear no footsteps when things were left.”

Denver shuddered.

“I am glad you are vigilant,” he said. “I’m going back to bed.”

“Yessir, me too,” said Jem.

 He was smirking to himself. Denver was truly rattled. 

Jem had his feet well and truly under the table, though it was plain that Wilcox did not like him.

“What the master sees in you, I don’t know,” he grumbled.

“Perhaps that I don’t judge about his messing about with mice,” said Jem. “It being none of my business if he wants to go to the trouble of dressing them, and then having me get rid of them.”

“What do you mean?” demanded Wilcox.

Jem sighed.

“You have to admit, he has an odd obsession with mice,” he said. “And ‘Chalky’ will tell you how we found some with clothes on.”

“Aye, that’s right, Mr. Wilcox,” said Chalky, since Jem had organised this to involve his fellow footman as a witness. “Liddle beads as buttons on weskits and liddle dresses.”

“And you’ve both seen this?” asked Wilcox, sharply.

“Hard to miss,” said Chalky.

“Christ!” said Wilcox.

Jem wondered if this was merely an expletive, or an actual invocation of a man disturbed out of his equilibrium.

He suspected the former. Men like Wilcox do not turn to God for comfort.

 

And this was the day that the newspaper carried news of a spurious hurricane wiping out a plantation.

And Denver reacted perfectly, spitting his morning coffee all over the table, and leaving his breakfast.

He leaped up.

“I have to go into town, to my stockbroker,” he mumbled, as his wife and daughter stared at him.